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SURVIVOR MUSHROOM KINGDOM Episode Nine: "Pauline's Studio"

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Disclaimer: some song covers chosen for thematic purposes.


Pauline: Welcome to my recording studio! Whoever records the best cover version of their favorite song wins immunity. Who would like to go first?

Goldenhour36: This one's for Morieris!

Goldenhour36 consumes two red mushrooms and performs "The Time Is Now," the John Cena song.

Goldenhour36: Duh duh-nuh duuuuuuuhn!

Agafin: Who's this song by again?

Goldenhour36: JOHN CENA!

Agafin: I mean, who's the rapper?


Agafin: Okay.

Pauline: Wow! That'll be hard to top! Who's next?

Fancyarcher: I better my all into it!

Fancyarcher sings "You Get What You Give" by The New Radicals.

DAJK: I like the 90s vibes.

Fancyarcher: Me too. :shades:

elcaballero: Well there's a new Spider-Verse out there, so on that note:

elcaballero covers "Sunflower."

Then we get a montage where...

Rorschach covers "Sept. 16th" by Kid Cudi...

Jack Sparrow covers Yo Ho Ho A Pirate's Life For Me...

and Agafin swings for the fences, singing "How Am I Supposed to Live Without You" by Michael Bolton, but his voice keeps cracking.

DAJK: My cover's for a friend of mine... So I can say I'm sorry in a creative way!

DAJK sings "You're Still the One" by Shania Twain. From the look of things, Rorschach appreciates it!

elcaballero: So, uh. You're singing a Snoop Dogg song, right?

The Dark Alfred: Not quite. This time I'm singing...

"Three Little Birds" by Bob Marley... with a Red Mushroom!

Jack Sparrow: Wow, that was a characteristic song choice!

Rorschach: Welp, underdog. You're the last one.

Asyulus: It's time to knock your socks off!

Asyulus's cover is elaborate.

First he turns on the club music from John Wick Chapter 4.

Then he pulls out the same glock from Episode 7.

Random goons and dancers burst into the recording studio.

Asyulus fights the goons while the dancers dance.

Rorschach: That... was not the assignment.

Agafin: It is pretty cool though.

Pauline: All right, let's see the results:


Goldenhour36 - (93.50% + 6%) - 99.50% (individual immunity winner)

The Dark Alfred - (95.32% + 3%) - 98.32%

Fancyarcher - 96.72%

Jack Sparrow - 94.98%

elcaballero - 92.27%

DAJK - 91.78%

Asyulus - 91.36%

Rorschach - 89.58%

Agafin - 84.75%


Pauline: Goldenhour36 wins immunity!



All right, if you didn't win immunity this week, that means you're in danger of being eliminated at the next tribal council. Make sure that isn't you!


Here's this week's


(Wario's Warehouse | Tribal Council | Weekend Challenge)


Wario's Warehouse

The Warehouse is officially open for business!


Every week, a subset of items will be on sale. Buy a quick boost now, or wait for something better down the road!


Red Mushroom - 3 Coins (Gives your weekend predictions a boost of 3%; this can also be used on another tribemate.)

Poison Mushroom - 3 Coins (Decrease a specific player's prediction average by 3%.)

The Boo - 4 Coins (Secretly learn who someone else voted for at tribal council.)

     - players will know you played it, but not who you played it on

Bob-omb - 5 Coins (Pick a 5% range (ex. 65–70%); everyone within that range falls by 5%.)

Double Cherry - 6 Coins (Doubles your vote at tribal council.)

     - you can only use one per tribal

Ice Flower - 6 Coins (Freeze your vote to give yourself an extra vote you can use at a future tribal council)

     - you would play the flower instead of voting; play this at your own risk

Super Leaf - 7 Coins (Swat away the effect of one percentage-decrease item if played against you)

     - you must correctly predict which item is played against you (mushroom, bob-omb, etc.)

Warp Pipe - 7 Coins (Copy another player's unmodified average score and use it as your own.)

1-Up Mushroom - 8 Coins (Submit a second set of predictions)

     - best of two predictions for each film count toward your average score)


Message me to buy any item you want, any time to want to buy it. To tell me that you're using an item you've bought, message me by the corresponding prediction deadline of the weekend challenge or tribal council you'll be using it for!


Ways to Earn Coins:

Now that we're in the merge...

- Weekend immunity winner gets five coins

- One pity coin for everyone else in weekend challenge

Five coins for saving yourself at tribal

- Three coins for winning Tuesday immunity

- one coin for voting correctly

- one coin for surviving tribal council 


Fancyarcher - 41

DAJK - 32

The Dark Alfred - 25

Rorschach - 24

Asyulus - 23

Jack Sparrow - 23

elcaballero - 20

Goldenhour36 - 7



Now that it's the merge, everyone will be sent to Tribal Council. All players must send me a message with who they wish to vote off the island. However, there is hope. The second immunity challenge is also listed below. Winning the challenge will make you immune from elimination for this week.



The Boogeyman

The Little Mermaid

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

The Super Mario Bros. Movie


Votes are due by Wednesday at 7PM EST.

Second Immunity Predictions are due by Tuesday, June 6th at 11:59 PM PST.

(I recommend giving your vote alongside your second immunity predictions; you can always change it by Wednesday if you change your mind.)


Good luck to all of the Bloopers!



Here's the films you'll predict three-day weekend grosses for next week:

The Boogeyman

Fast X

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

The Little Mermaid

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

The Super Mario Bros. Movie

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 


Predictions are due by Thursday, June 8th around 11:59 PM PST. Good luck!


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Tribal Council #9


Everyone enters the tribal council arena.

SLAM!: Welcome to tribal council, where one of you will become the next player voted out of Survivor: Mushroom Kingdom.

Agafin gulps as he feels the presence of eyes staring at the back of his head.

SLAM!: Please cast your votes.

Everyone casts their votes.



SLAM!: If anyone has an advantage or an immunity idol and you would like to play it, now would be the time to do so.

elcaballero: (gulps nervously)

The Dark Alfred: (nods to music in his head)

Fancyarcher: ...


Item Play #1


Fancyarcher: One mushroom, please. :shades:




Fancyarcher plays




Item Play #2


Rorschach: Not to one-up you, but...




Rorschach Plays




Item Play #3


Rorschach: But wait, there's more...




SLAM!: Our first Double Cherry of the season! This doubles Rorschach's vote at tribal council! And who, Rorschach? Who are you playing your Double Cherry on?

Rorschach: ...Agafin.

Everyone nods in "that makes sense" fashion.

Agafin: You dare vote out the mushroom man?

Jack Sparrow: 🎵Can you hear the mushroom man, the mushroom man, the mushroom man, can you–🎵

Everyone glares at Jack Sparrow.

Jack Sparrow: Sorry.



Item Play #4


Agafin plays two red mushrooms...


Suddenly, the fallen leaves glide into the air and swirl around in a small tornado in the middle of the arena.


Agafin: Huh? What's going on?


A figure appears from the tornado! It's–







Mushroom Genie: Hello Survivors. I am the Mushroom Genie. My Genie Lamp was found in Rorschach's Purple Egg, and I then granted Rorschach one single wish. Rorschach's wish was that henceforth through the rest of the season, whenever Agafin plays Red Mushrooms on himself, they would immediately transform into Poison Mushrooms. I hereby declare that Agafin's mushrooms are now Poison Mushrooms!


The Mushroom Genie waves his arms.








Agafin (Unwittingly) Plays




Agafin: But why, Rorschach?

Rorschach: It's time to stop. It's time to stop, okay?

Goldenhour36 points at the Mushroom Genie like Leonardo DiCaprio points in Tarantino's OUaTiH.

Goldenhour36: Now that's a Mushroom Man.

Wario: No refunds!

Waluigi: Wah! Customer service!


(Production has elected to reassure Agafin by revealing that he wouldn't have won Tuesday immunity anyways even if his mushrooms remained as Red Mushrooms.)




SLAM!: Now that everyone has played their items, it's time to reveal who won Tuesday immunity.


Rorschach with a modified 103.24%!


Rorschach: (blows bubble gum)

Fancyarcher: (squints his eyes)


Confessional - Rorschach: I needed to do everything in my power to make sure Agafin didn't get any further. Otherwise, he could sail to the end with his mushrooms!

Confessional - Fancyarcher: I think I've found my next rivalry... But I'll surely beat him! :shades:



SLAM!: First vote...




SLAM!: Second vote...




SLAM!: Third vote...


Jack Sparrow


SLAM!: Fourth vote...




SLAM!: Fifth vote...




SLAM!: Sixth vote...




SLAM!: Seventh vote...




SLAM!: Eighth vote...




SLAM!: Ninth vote...




SLAM!: Tenth player voted out of Survivor: Mushroom Kingdom...





You are eliminated.


SLAM!: Please bring me your torch.

Agafin sheepishly brings the torch to SLAM!.)

SLAM!: Agafin? The tribe has spoken.

(SLAM! snuffs the torch.)

Agafin: Good game, everyone. (leaves)


Confessional - Agafin: I had a heck of a run this season. I narrowly survived four tribal councils and caused my arch-nemesis's eviction by using the Dr. Mario's Note at the right time. Now it's time for the Mushroom Man to cheer on my fellow houseguests from the sidelines!


Post-Tribal Story Content


Asyulus sneaks into the barracks with his suit and tie, and his Dragon's Breath shotgun drawn. He does a tuck-n'-roll and continues sneaking until he reaches the edge of The Dark Alfred's room. elcaballero sneaks behind Asyulus.

elcaballero: Uh... What are you doing?

Asyulus: It's time for an investigation.

elcaballero: Uh, if you say so.

They burst in to find The Dark Alfred, who's playing Wii Bowling.

Asyulus: Oof, I thought this was Bill Skarsgard's room.

The Dark Alfred: Bowling's better with multiplayer. Care to join?

elcaballero: Okay!

elcaballero throws the remote into the TV screen.

elcaballero: Whoops!

The Dark Alfred: My television. It's broken!

Asyulus and elcaballero exchange worried glances.

The Dark Alfred: Time to put the "dark" in Alfred!





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Donkey Kong: Ook ook! <Are you hungry for bananas? Well I’ll be going bananas if you forget about predictions! Weekend challenge predictions are due at 11:59 PM PST or at least before the Thursday preview numbers drop! Hey, where’re you taking my barrel, Diddy? Get back here!>

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