Will there ever be a BILLION DOLLAR R-rated Film??? - JOKER DOES IT!!!!

[Jack Nevada]

lol the R-Rated version of 50 Shades of Grey will be 5 minutes long.

[fishstick]

These books are nothing short of terrible but didn`t Twilight teach anyone anything about horny frustrated mom`s effect on the boxoffice? And this is called Mommy Porn for crying out loud.Oh and if you thought Twilight was the epithome of "nothing ever happens" than just wait for this.

Edited July 6, 2012 by fishnets

[kyky]

And this is called Mommy Porn for crying out loud.

that's horrible. i'm gonna puke

[iceroll]

So you don't know what this book is about but it doesn't stop you from talking about its potential gross, rating and 3D potential?

What is this I don't even...

And yeah, I've read quite a bit about 50 Shades of Gray (didn't touch the the actual novel, just some articles) and let me tell you, if the adaptation makes anything in the vicinity of a billion dollars, I'll be here melting down harder than the reactor in Chernobyl.

He's literally prediction about nothing Though I do think that 3D would increase the potential a lot,

[Jack Nevada]

50 Shades of Grey in 3D? No thank you!

Edited July 6, 2012 by Jack Nevada

[Bitcher]

He's literally prediction about nothing

Yeah that's something I find suspiciously common about Neo's posts.

Though I do think that 3D would increase the potential a lot,

Now that you mention it...Nah, they won't make it NC-17 so the greatest potential benefits from 3D wouldn't be utilized anyway.

[fishstick]

Nobody wants to see this in 3D:

He’s like “Are you bleeding yet?” and she’s responds, “I started yesterday” and then he pulls the tampon out and they have sex.

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/tampon-sceneSomeone made an animated vid of that. Hilarious. The link is in 50 Shades thread in On the Lot.

[kyky]

this 50 shades business sounds like one of those mickey rourke movies he used to do in the late 80s. Nine 1/2 weeks, Wild orchid. i believe they tanked

[Jack Nevada]

The movie will be complete trash.

[Bitcher]

And you think it's gonna stop it from making gangbusters?

[Jack Nevada]

And you think it's gonna stop it from making gangbusters?

Of course not. Teen audience will eat that shit up.

[kyky]

Of course not. Teen audience will eat that shit up.

but it's supposed to be R. only those psycho twilight moms will watch it. no teens

[Bitcher]

There are lots of 17+ teens, you know. Otherwise movies like Friday the 13th would never have been successful.

[Jack Nevada]

There are lots of 17+ teens, you know. Otherwise movies like Friday the 13th would never have been successful.

Those are the teens I was talking about.

[Neo]

If we get a 1B WW rated R movie that could mean movies like WWZ, DH4 could be rated R instead of PG-13.

[kayumanggi]

Well Neo They got "Jupiter Ascending" next and I think they could do it after that. But it's up to Keanu, Let him have a few more flops, he will eventually, Like Stallone with Rocky/Rambo, Harrison with Indy and Bruce with Mclaine, he will come back to the character that made him an worldwide actor. Also in keeping with the "R" in the title:

THE MATRIX: REBIRTH OF THE ONE

THE MATRIX: REBOOT

THE MATRIX: REJUVENATION

THE MATRIX: RECALIBRATED

THE MATRIX: RECOVERY (Saving Neo)

THE MATRIX: RESURRECTION (But Alien already used it)

THE MATRIX: REACTIVE

THE MATRIX: REASCEND

You get the point, lol.

Should be MATRIX: REBOOTED

[fishstick]

this 50 shades business sounds like one of those mickey rourke movies he used to do in the late 80s. Nine 1/2 weeks, Wild orchid. i believe they tanked

It`s a total knock off but for some reason nobody is calling them out for it. Everyone`s pretending 50 Shades invented erotic stories where nothing happens except some weird sex.

[Gideon]

this 50 shades business sounds like one of those mickey rourke movies he used to do in the late 80s. Nine 1/2 weeks, Wild orchid. i believe they tanked

Could he make a cameo or something in this 50Shades thing?

A nod to his late 80's "glory"...

So 1B material = sex or religion.

Interesting.

[fishstick]

Kim Basinger or that chick from Wild Orchid could play Christian Grey`s elderly ex who humped him while he was a jailbait. I`m not sure about Mickey. Third book turns into a really stupid thriller so maybe the guy who kidnaps Ana?

Edited July 6, 2012 by fishnets

[Gideon]

Kim Basinger or that chick from Wild Orchid could play Christian Grey`s elderly ex who humped him while he was a jailbait. I`m not sure about Mickey. Third book turns into a really stupid thriller so maybe the guy who kidnaps Ana?

Carre Ottis, i think.

What about Kim&Alec daughter? Ireland. I think she's still a minor but couldn't she have a role?

A "nod" to his mother.

lol