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5 minutes ago, That One Guy said:

Without having seen the longlist, I'm 99% sure that Boo 2, The Emoji Movie, The Nut Job 2, CHiPs, Rings, The Great Wall, Ghost in the Shell, and Fifty Shades Darker are all on the list

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1 minute ago, That One Guy said:

god fucking damn it how are you guys seeing the longlist and I can't even find it.

Spoiler


WORST ACTOR
Zac Efron / Baywatch

Tom Cruise / The Mummy 

Johnny Depp / Pirates of The Caribbean XIII: Dead Men Tell No Tales 

Will Ferrell / Daddy's Home 2 and The House

Tom Hanks / The Circle 

Jamie Dornan / Fifty Shades Darker

Charlie Hunnam / King Arthur: Legend of The Sword 

Dwayne (“The Rock”) Johnson / Baywatch 

Tommy Lee Jones / Just Getting Started 

Matthew McConaughey / The Dark Tower and Gold 

Mark Wahlberg / Daddy's Home 2 and Transformers XVII: Last Knight 


WORST ACTRESS

Kate Beckinsale / Underworld: Blood Wars 

Katherine Heigel / Unforgettable

Dakota Johnson / Fifty Shades Darker 

Felicity Jones / Collide

Jennifer Lawrence / Mother! 

Amy Poehler / The House 

Rene Russo / Just Getting Started 

Emma Watson / The Circle 

Naomi Watts / The Book of Henry 

Tyler Perry / BOO! 2: A Medea Halloween


WORST SCREEN COMBO
Any Combination of Two Characters, Two Sex Toys or Two Sexual Positions / FIFTY SHADES DARKER 

Any Combination of Two Humans, Two Robots or Two Explosions / Tranformers XVII: Last Knight 

Any Two Tiresome Caracters / Wonder Wheel

Tyler Perry and Either The Ratty Old Dress or Worn Out Wig / BOO! 2: A Madea Halloween

Any Two Bad Moms / A BAD MOMS CHRISTMAS

Any Two Obnoxious Emojis / The Emoji Movie

Tommy Lee Jones and Either Rene Russo, Morgan Freeman or The Rattlesnake in the Golf Bag / Just Getting Started

Any Two Characters in Speedos, Bikinis or Thongs / Baywatch 

Tom Hanks and Emma Watson / The Circle

Johnny Depp and His Worn Out Drunk Routine / Pirates of the Caribbean XIII: Dead Careers Tell No Tales


WORST SCREENPLAY
Fifty Shades Darker

Mother!

Baywatch 

Daddy's Home 2

CHiPS

The Dark Tower 

Just Getting Started 

The Mummy 

Transformers XVII: Last Knight 

Wonder Wheel 

King Arthur: Legend of The Sword 

Pirates of The Caribbean XIII: Dead Men Tell No Tales 

The Circle

The House

BOO! 2: A Medea Halloween

The Emoji Movie


WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL
Fifty Shades Darker

A Bad Moms Christmas 

Baywatch

BOO 2: A Medea Halloween

Daddy's Home 2 

Flatliners 

Jigsaw 

King Arthur: Legend of The Sword 

The Mummy 

Pirates of The Caribbean XIII: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Transformers XVII: Last Knight 


WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Kim Basinger / Fifty Shades Darker 

Kristen Bell / Bad Moms Christmas 

Sofia Boutella / The Mummy 

Alexandra Daddario / Baywatch 

Laura Haddock / Transformers XVII: Last Knight 

Goldie Hawn / Snatched 

Michelle Pfeiffer / Mother! 

Susan Sarandon / Bad Moms Christmas 

June Squibb / Table 19 

Kate Winslet / Wonder Wheel 


WORST DIRECTOR)

Tyler Perry / BOO! 2: A Medea Halloween

Woody Allen / Wonder Wheel 

Darren Aronofsky / Mother!

Nikolai Arcel / The Dark Tower 

Michael Bay/ Transformers XVII: Last Knight 

Luc Besson / Valerian and The City of a Thousand Planets 

Seth Gordon / Baywatch 

Alex Kurtzman / The Mummy 

Anthony Leonidis / The Emoji Movie 

James Ponsoldt / The Circle 

Ron Shelton / Just Getting Started 


WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Javier Bardem / Mother! and Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales 

Jim Belushi / Wonder Wheel 

Russell Crowe / The Mummy 

Josh Duhamel / The Institute, The Show and Transformers XVII: Last Knight 

Mel Gibson / Daddy's Home 2 

Anthony Hopkins / Collide and Transformers XVII: Last Knight

Ben Kingsley / Collide

Jude Law / King Arthur: Legend of the Sword 

John Lithgow / Daddy's Home 2 

Justin Timberlake / Wonder Wheel  


WORST PICTURE
Mother!

Baywatch 

Daddy's Home 2

The Dark Tower 

The Emoji Movie 

Fifty Shades Darker 

Just Getting Started 

The Mummy 

Transformers XVII: Last Knight 

Wonder Wheel

Valerian and The City of a Thousand Planets 


 

 

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4 minutes ago, That One Guy said:

god fucking damn it how are you guys seeing the longlist and I can't even find it.

 

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Razzie long list! Will Mother! Sweep?

WORST ACTOR

(pick up to 5 of 16) (required)

Zac Efron / Baywatch

Tom Cruise / The Mummy 

Johnny Depp / Pirates of The Caribbean XIII: Dead Men Tell No Tales 

Will Ferrell / Daddy's Home 2 and The House

Tom Hanks / The Circle 

Jamie Dornan / Fifty Shades Darker

Charlie Hunnam / King Arthur: Legend of The Sword 

Dwayne (“The Rock”) Johnson / Baywatch 

Tommy Lee Jones / Just Getting Started 

Matthew McConaughey / The Dark Tower and Gold 

Mark Wahlberg / Daddy's Home 2 and Transformers XVII: Last Knight

Write-In #1: 
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WORST ACTRESS

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Kate Beckinsale / Underworld: Blood Wars 

Katherine Heigel / Unforgettable

Dakota Johnson / Fifty Shades Darker 

Felicity Jones / Collide

Jennifer Lawrence / Mother! 

Amy Poehler / The House 

Rene Russo / Just Getting Started 

Emma Watson / The Circle 

Naomi Watts / The Book of Henry 

Tyler Perry / BOO! 2: A Medea Halloween

Write-In #1: 
Write-In #2: 
Write-In #3: 
Write-In #4: 
Write-In #5: 



WORST SCREEN COMBO

(pick up to 5 of 15) (required)

Any Combination of Two Characters, Two Sex Toys or Two Sexual Positions / FIFTY SHADES DARKER 

Any Combination of Two Humans, Two Robots or Two Explosions / Tranformers XVII: Last Knight 

Any Two Tiresome Caracters / Wonder Wheel

Tyler Perry and Either The Ratty Old Dress or Worn Out Wig / BOO! 2: A Madea Halloween

Any Two Bad Moms / A BAD MOMS CHRISTMAS

Any Two Obnoxious Emojis / The Emoji Movie

Tommy Lee Jones and Either Rene Russo, Morgan Freeman or The Rattlesnake in the Golf Bag / Just Getting Started

Any Two Characters in Speedos, Bikinis or Thongs / Baywatch 

Tom Hanks and Emma Watson / The Circle

Johnny Depp and His Worn Out Drunk Routine / Pirates of the Caribbean XIII: Dead Careers Tell No Tales

WRITE-IN #1: 
WRITE-IN #2: 
WRITE-IN #3

WRITE-IN #4: 
WRITE-IN #5 : 



WORST SCREENPLAY

(pick up to 5 of 21) (required)

Fifty Shades Darker

Mother!

Baywatch 

Daddy's Home 2

CHiPS

The Dark Tower 

Just Getting Started 

The Mummy 

Transformers XVII: Last Knight 

Wonder Wheel 

King Arthur: Legend of The Sword 

Pirates of The Caribbean XIII: Dead Men Tell No Tales 

The Circle

The House

BOO! 2: A Medea Halloween

The Emoji Movie

Write-In #1: 
Write-In #2: 
Write-In #3: 
Write-In #4: 
Write-In #5: 



WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL

(pick up to 5 of 16) (required)

Fifty Shades Darker

A Bad Moms Christmas 

Baywatch

BOO 2: A Medea Halloween

Daddy's Home 2 

Flatliners 

Jigsaw 

King Arthur: Legend of The Sword 

The Mummy 

Pirates of The Caribbean XIII: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Transformers XVII: Last Knight 

Write-In #1: 
Write-In #2: 
Write-In #3: 
Write-In #4: 
Write-In #5: 



WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

(pick up to 5 of 15) (required)

Kim Basinger / Fifty Shades Darker 

Kristen Bell / Bad Moms Christmas 

Sofia Boutella / The Mummy 

Alexandra Daddario / Baywatch 

Laura Haddock / Transformers XVII: Last Knight 

Goldie Hawn / Snatched 

Michelle Pfeiffer / Mother! 

Susan Sarandon / Bad Moms Christmas 

June Squibb / Table 19 

Kate Winslet / Wonder Wheel 

Write-In #1: 
Write-In #2: 
Write-In #3: 
Write-In #4: 
Write-In #5: 



WORST DIRECTOR

(pick up to 5 of 16) (required)

Tyler Perry / BOO! 2: A Medea Halloween

Woody Allen / Wonder Wheel 

Darren Aronofsky / Mother!

Nikolai Arcel / The Dark Tower 

Michael Bay/ Transformers XVII: Last Knight 

Luc Besson / Valerian and The City of a Thousand Planets 

Seth Gordon / Baywatch 

Alex Kurtzman / The Mummy 

Anthony Leonidis / The Emoji Movie 

James Ponsoldt / The Circle 

Ron Shelton / Just Getting Started 

Write-In #1: 
Write-In #2: 
Write-In #3: 
Write-In #4: 
Write-In #5: 



WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

(pick up to 5 of 15) (required)

Javier Bardem / Mother! and Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales 

Jim Belushi / Wonder Wheel 

Russell Crowe / The Mummy 

Josh Duhamel / The Institute, The Show and Transformers XVII: Last Knight 

Mel Gibson / Daddy's Home 2 

Anthony Hopkins / Collide and Transformers XVII: Last Knight

Ben Kingsley / Collide

Jude Law / King Arthur: Legend of the Sword 

John Lithgow / Daddy's Home 2 

Justin Timberlake / Wonder Wheel 

Write-In #1: 
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Write-In #3: 
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If you are due to RENEW (or wish to give a Gift Membership) here's the link for that: http://razzies.com/join--vote.html

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WORST PICTURE

(pick up to 5 of 16) (required)

Mother!

Baywatch 

Daddy's Home 2

The Dark Tower 

The Emoji Movie 

Fifty Shades Darker 

Just Getting Started 

The Mummy 

Transformers XVII: Last Knight 

Wonder Wheel

Valerian and The City of a Thousand Planets 

Write-In #1: 
Write-In #2: 
Write-In #3: 
Write-In #4: 
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The Razzies have always been an attention seeking awards show, and go after what's popular or known. I mean they nominated Kubrick for worst director for The Shining during their first year. I'm not surprised by some of their picks. 

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WORST ACTOR
 

Tom Cruise / The Mummy 

 

 

 

 


WORST SCREENPLAY

The Mummy 

 


WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL

The Mummy 

 


WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Sofia Boutella / The Mummy 

 


WORST DIRECTOR)

 

Alex Kurtzman / The Mummy 

 


WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Russell Crowe / The Mummy 

 


WORST PICTURE

The Mummy 

 

 

 

OMG  HAHAHA    I hope it wins everything....even tho i still haven't seen it

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1 minute ago, filmlover said:

I didn't even like mother! but it getting nominated for a bunch of Razzies would be really absurd even by their standards. What a joke of an "organization."

honestly mother was in my top 10 but i don't mind the idea. i mean it's a more interesting choice than the usual michael bay and tyler perry punching bags. also the razzies are a harmless gag that people get too worked up over every year.

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Fuck it, it's 6:30 and I'm bored. Razzie predictions from the longlist:

 

Picture:

 

1. Transformers: The Last Knight

2. The Dark Tower

3. The Emoji Movie

4. The Mummy

5. Baywatch

6. Wonder Wheel

7. Fifty Shades Darker

8. Just Getting Started

9. mother!

10. Daddy's Home 2

11. Valerian

Director:

 

1. Michael Bay, Transformers: The Last Knight

2. Nikolaj Arcel, The Dark Tower

3. Woody Allen, Wonder Wheel

4. Alex Kurtzman, The Mummy

5. Tyler Perry, TYLER PERRY'S BOO 2! A MADEA HALLOWEEN

6. Ron Shelton, Just Getting Started

7. Seth Gordon, Baywatch

8. Anthony Leonidis, The Emoji Movie

9. Darren Aronofsky, mother!

10. Luc Besson, Valerian

11. James Ponsoldt, The Circle

 

Actor:

 

1. Matthew McConaughey, The Dark Tower/Gold

2. Mark Wahlberg, Daddy's Home 2/Transformers: The Last Knight

3. Charlie Hunnam, King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

4. Jamie Dornan, Fifty Shades Darker

5. Tom Cruise, The Mummy

6. Zac Efron, Baywatch

7. Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

8. Dwyane Johnson, Baywatch

9. Will Ferrell, Daddy's Home 2/The House

10. Tommy Lee Jones, Just Getting Started

11. Tom Hanks, The Circle

 

Actress:

 

1. Tyler Perry, TYLER PERRY'S BOO 2! A MADEA HALLOWEEN

2. Emma Watson, The Circle

3. Dakota Johnson, Fifty Shades Darker

4. Rene Russo, Just Getting Started

5. Naomi Watts, The Book of Henry

6. Katherine Heigel, Unforgettable

7. Jennifer Lawrence, mother!

8. Kate Beckinsale, Underworld: Blood Wars

9. Amy Poehler, The House

10. Felicity Jones, Collide

 

Supporting Actor:

 

1. Anthony Hopkins, Collide/Transformers: The Last Knight

2. Russell Crowe, The Mummy

3. Justin Timberlake, Wonder Wheel

4. Josh Duhamel, The Institute/The Show/Transformers: The Last Knight

5. Jude Law, King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

6. Mel Gibson, Daddy's Home 2

7. Javier Bardem, mother!/Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

8. John Lithgow, Daddy's Home 2

9. Ben Kingsley, Collide

10. Jim Belushi, Wonder Wheel

 

Supporting Actress:

 

1. Kim Basinger, Fifty Shades Darker

2. Kate Winslet, Wonder Wheel

3. Laura Haddock, Transformers: The Last Knight

4. Alexandra Daddario, Baywatch

5. Sofia Boutella, Transformers: The Last Knight

6. Goldie Hawn, Snatched

7. Susan Sarandon, A Bad Moms Christmas

8. Michelle Pfeiffer, mother!

9. Kristen Bell, A Bad Moms Christmas

10. June Squibb, Table 17

 

Screenplay: fuck no i'm not ranking 20 movies

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second worst was the circle. saved from my worst of the year spot by the amount of joy i got from watching patton oswalt try to act intimidating. he just crosses his arms like a little boy! that's his threatening stance. even thinking about it right now is cracking me up.

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