Cookie Does Requests or Whatever (Cookie's Corner Y6) - Unlike Garfield, this thread doesn't hate Mondays

[Ezen Baklattan]

Lowest B+ grade

 

Barely missed top 10

 

Rip

[cookie]

#8

 

 

 

 

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Fiesta Loca

 

Top 5 mention #3

 

 

 

 

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The Last Policeman

 

[Ezen Baklattan]

4 minutes ago, Spaghetti said:

Lowest B+ grade

 

Barely missed top 10

 

Rip

JK @cookie thank you for 11!

[cookie]

Crap, I made an error.

 

Fiesta Loca is supposed to be #7. This is #8:

 

 

 

 

 

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Borrasca

 

Top 5 Mention #4:

 

 

 

 

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The Most Wanted Man in Great Britain

 

[Ezen Baklattan]

Nvm I'm dumb 

Edited October 7, 2019 by Spaghetti

[Ezen Baklattan]

Jesus I'm sweating like bullets rn

[Rorschach]

7 minutes ago, Spaghetti said:

OMG poor @Rorschach

Edited October 7, 2019 by Rorschach

[SLAM!]

Thanks, cookie; #7 for Fiesta Loca is a real pleasant surprise! 

[cookie]

Drum roll, please

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Mass Effect: Ascension

 

#6

 

 

 

 

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Paradise Island

Top 5 Mention #5

 

[Ezen Baklattan]

AHHHH THANKS!!!!

 

I wanted to be back in the top 5 after last year.

 

I got my wish. ❤️

[Blankments]

Yo, unrelated to all these placings  (and thank you for them - I’ll go more in detail when I’m on a computer), but I’m laughing at how I tried at making a doc this year to downright appeal to you and it didn’t  even make your honorable mentions 😆 

[Ethan Hunt]

@cookieare you gonna make the critical consensus thread or do you want someone else to do it?

[cookie]

The Cookie Award for Best Film of the Year

 

Y'all already know the nominees. Let's go.

 

and the winner is:

 

 

 

 

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None of you. You all suck.

 

 

 

 

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JK

 

 

 

 

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...Unless?

 

 

 

 

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Nah, y'all good.

 

 

 

 

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But what if?

 

 

 

 

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THE MOST WANTED MAN

IN

GREAT BRITAIN

 

 

To think I stretched out that gag for a winner I basically announced back when I reviewed it, lol

 

Anyway, congrats @4815162342!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[cookie]

3 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said:

@cookieare you gonna make the critical consensus thread or do you want someone else to do it?

I'm planning to open it in a few minutes.

[cookie]

1. The Most Wanted Man in Great Britain
2. In the Aeroplane over the Sea
3. Gateways
4. The Last Policeman
5. Paradise Island
6. Mass Effect: Ascension
7. Fiesta Loca
8. Borrasca
9. Super Mario Bros.
10. Chuck Norris & Liam Neeson vs. The Current Hollywood Landscape
11. Spark: A Hero's Promise
12. Shiverin' Gulch
13. Pokémon: The Cinnabar Conspiracy
14. Little Black Bugs
15. Children of Eden
16. Voicemail
17. Plus One
18. Forgiveness
19. USS Seawolf
20. The Con Gone Wrong
21. The Ancient Magus' Bride and the King of Cats
22. Jingle Hell
23. Pandas
24. XJ9: Rebirth
25. Hired Guns

[YM!]

Thanks for 3, 9 and 23

[Ezen Baklattan]

Not too shabby a turnout!

 

Thank you for 5, 11, 18, 20, 22, and 24.

[cookie]

Here are the grades for everything. Some have changed from their original review. @Xillix

 

 

 

 

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Broadway Selects: The Band’s Visit - C

All Kinds of Bull - B-

Making Waves - C

Walking With You - B/B-

The Power of Love - B-/C+

 

Dog Models - C

VR Troopers - C

Chuck Norris & Liam Neeson vs. The Current Hollywood Landscape - B+

Down and Dirty - C+

Thomas Was Alone - B-

Meme Thief - D

Pokémon: The Cinnabar Conspiracy - B+

Little Black Bugs - B+

 

Rapsittie Street Kids: A Bunny's Tale - Z-

Spark: A Hero's Promise - B+

AJR: Neotheater - C+

The Fairly OddParents - C

The Con Gone Wrong - B

Thermal - B-/C+

Irreplaceable - B-/C+

 

Super Mario Bros. - B+

Children of Eden - B/B+

Pandas - B

Home Invasion Part II: Abduction - C-

The Pixies in the Back Yard - C+

Jane and Tony - C+

The Thin, The Phat and the Felon - B-

The Blushing - C

Nights into Dreams - C+

 

Mass Effect: Ascension - A-

Brickleberry: Armoogeddon - F

Facepaint - B-

Lumberjanes: Secret of the Eye - B-/C+

Double Chronomance - B-

Green Arrow - B/B-

 

Teyonnah and the Renegades - B/B-

Pikmin - C+

The App: The Jeremy Renner App: The Movie - C+

USS Seawolf - B

Forgiveness - B

Rhino Riders - C+

Bummer Camp - D+

 

He-Man IV: Sons of the Serpent - B-

Yolanda Dreams of Yoghurt - B-

Plus One - B

The Academy - D

God of War: Kingdom Come - C

Borrasca - B+

Hoops 2 - C

De Blob - B-

 

Schadenfreude - C+

Tommy - C+

3:38 A.M - D-

The Ancient Magus' Bride and the King of Cats - B

Hired Guns - B/B-

Wolves - B-

Broadway Selects: Network - C

The Girlfriend Hoax - B

 

Turbulence - C+

The Feminist - C+

Live2ream - D

All Nighter - C

The Last Policeman - A-

Baseball Boy: The Base Thief - C-

The Horn - C+

 

 

Shiverin' Gulch - B+

Day of the Tentacle - C+

The Trapped Keeper - B-

Thirsty - B-

Fiesta Loca - A-/B+

Voicemail - B/B+

 

Off-Road - C+

Paradise Island - A-

Spring Awakening - B-

In the Aeroplane over the Sea - A

Understand - C-

One Big Family - C-

XJ9: Rebirth - B/B-

Duck Hunt - B-

 

Jingle Hell - B

Bleach - B-

LucIId - C-

Gateways - A/A-

The Most Wanted Man in Great Britain - A

Guardians of the Internet - B-

Thawed - D-

The Neon Psalms - C+

 

[Rorschach]

Thank you for #14 and #8 @cookie

 

[SLAM!]

@cookie Thank you for #2, #7, and #21! This makes my day!