Eric the Minion

The timeless classic Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. Well, I was born on the Monday after it was #1, so I was inbetween MK:A and Flubber. I suck.

Well Disney's doing a Peter Pan live-action movie despite Pan bombing, so... Also, count me in on the Mulan train. It would be pretty killer in live-action, if it's done right. Just get Jamie Chung, and I'm there!

Me right now:

Randy Savage is better.

Here lies CJohn. He now is CGone...Girl...on the Train. (I wish I had a gif of that Into the Woods scene when Blunt falls off the cliff)

You think Alice will beat X-Men?

On May 8th, Disney will have three movies in a row get over $75M on their opening weekends...my God.

So is this a...cat-dragon hybrid? What...WHAT IS THAT?

So the Grinch will be voiced by...Benedict Cumberbatch?

I'm in!

Cloverfield: $28M The Brothers Grimsby: $11M The Young Messiah: $7M The Perfect Match: $2M

Zootopia: $78M London Has Fallen: $16M WTF (Love this acronym): $9M

Cars, Shrek, Madagascar, Ice Age? Hah! You guys clearly have forgotten about Alpha and Omega and its four direct-to-video sequels, with like three more coming soon. Yes, those exist.

Risen: $17M Race: $12M The Witch: $6M

I'm sorry, when was $135M a bad thing? Is it a fantastic number? No. Do I completely agree with Han? No, as domestic-wise, I feel a couple extra million can be added in, due to an entire month to its own with zilch family competition. But that's not a bad number at all. It's only just below the production budget, and with $545M WW, that's 3.75 times the budget, which even including marketing means that it made a pretty hefty profit. So why are you getting on him for predicting something that is both logical and still profitable for the studio?

Okay, so a Dreamworks animator has actually gone on to Twitter to flat-out say that this trailer is awful and doesn't represent what the movie will actually be.

So Shaggy Dog with kitties? Yeah, this is gonna bomb.

KFP3: $45M Finest Hours: $14M Fifty Shades of Black: $11M

What exactly is wrong with Assassin's Creed? I agree that maybe it should have come out a couple years earlier when the games were actually good, but it's still really popular. It's sold over 73 million copies, and the overall concept has potential for a movie, and I think if marketed right, it could seem interesting to the general public. Really, the issue I have is with the scheduling. Why have it premiere a few days after Rogue One?

I don't know if this has been quoted yet, but this jab at Dirty Grandpa from Deadline made me laugh:

Did you see the same movie I saw?

The Revenant: $25M The Forest: $8M THe Masked Saint: $1M

Definite (22): Kung Fu Panda 3 Deadpool Zootopia BvS Jungle Book Civil War Alice X-Men TMNT 2 Finding Dory Independence Day 2 Pets Ghostbusters Star Trek Bourne 5 Suicide Squad Doctor Strange Fantastic Beasts Moana Rogue One Sing Likely (14): Ride Along 2 Angry Birds Neighbors 2 Conjuring 2 NYSM 2 Central Intelligence The BFG Ice Age Pete's Dragon Storks Gambit Trolls Passengers The Girl on the Train Maybe (15): 13 Hours Zoolander 2 Allegiant My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 The Boss Warcraft The Legend of Tarzan Sully The Magnificent Seven Deepwater Horizon Inferno The Great Wall Pitt/Cotillard/Zemeckis Movie Assassin's Creed Jumanji So if all of the definite ones and likely ones get in, that's 36. Add in a maybe here and there, and it looks like this could very well happen.

The Hateful Eight: $30M