Dark jedi pretty much summed up my review.
The movie was boring and bad. The only semi interesting parts were the "sex" parts. The rest did absolutely nothing. The soundtrack was bad and the songs never fit the scene.
There were some OK parts like Dakota Johnson was fine and I don't just mean her being naked. She was not the problem with the film.
The guy was brutally bad acting wise. The girl I took that was fan girling over him and the movie turned to me after he said about 10 words and said he was horrible. Apparently, we were supposed to feel bad for his character but that never was shown by him and he just comes off as an unlikable, cardboard cut out
There was zero chemistry between the two leads which didn't help
After all the hype and "controversy" about this, the supposed erotic sex scenes were dull and tame. I have seen better sex scenes in the Friday the 13th movies. The scenes were unintentionally funny and people were laughing where they shouldn't be.
the first hour or so was so bad that my friend and I almost fell asleep. The only thing that kept us awake was us picking out which character was the Twilight counterpart. Jose was Jake, the blonde boyfriend was Jasper. Gray's sister was Alice, etc, etc
I know this will work for some people and I wish it did for me, but more so for my friend who was so looking forward to it.
Almost gave it an F but I rarely do that. Plus Dakota and her body helped push up the grade. D