"You won’t kill me because of some misplaced sense of self-rightousness. And I won’t kill you because…you’re just too much fun."
"Ah ha ha ha ha, hahaha, ha, ha, ha, oh, a-hee-hee, ha ha, oh, hee ha, ahaha. And I thought my jokes were bad."
"A guy like me... Look, listen... I know why you choose to have your little, ahem, "group therapy" sessions in broad daylight."
"How much do you want?"
"Uhh, half."
Gambol: "You think you can steal from us and just walk away?!"
Joker: "Yeah."