Weekend Estimates: The Lego Movie - 31.5M | 3 Days to Kill - 12.3M | Pompeii - 10M

[kowhite]

PWSA is a guy who manages to get the bare minimum of coolness out of each project, but nothing more.

PWSA is, based on my deep and intensive analysis...the poor mans Michael Bay.

[holcs]

PWSA is a guy who manages to get the bare minimum of coolness out of each project, but nothing more.

 

ha, I guess you could put it like that-tho for me I'd say a step above that with some of his earlier movies.  I mean just cheezeball, kinda cool fun, but fun none the less.  

[holcs]

In all fairness...he didn't direct RE3. Russell Mulcahy (the director of such classics as Highlander, and such not classics as Highlander 2 and The Shadow) did that movie.

yeah, I just noticed that-thought he did them all, my bad

[Spidey Freak]

If Hollywood is so desperate to keep throwing away hundreds of millions on all these worthless movies they should just given that money to me instead. I'll burn it for them.

 

Pompeii wouldn't have happened if people weren't dumb enough to pay good money for that Clash of the Titans turd.

[Dementeleus]

PWSA is, based on my deep and intensive analysis...the poor mans Michael Bay.

 

I thought the poor man's Michael Bay was Peter Berg. Though I guess maybe the starving beggar's Michael Bay is PWSA.

[wileECoyote]

I find Event Horizon to not be a good movie yet somehow it always sucks me in. And I know I saw Mortal Kombat but don't remember much. And I haven't seen any Resident Evil movies and that's alright alright alright

 

Mortal Kombat is campy fun but it needed more Talisa Soto, Bridgette Wilson, and Fatalities.   And it pales in campiness compared to 

 

[The Stingray]

PWSA is a guy who manages to get the bare minimum of coolness out of each project, but nothing more.

Are you high or something? There is absolutely nothing "cool" whatsoever in his shitty ass movies. Except for Event Horizon, which had a few cool moments, but not many.

 

PWSA makes Bay look God-tier.

Edited February 22, 2014 by The Stingray

[BadAtGender]

Mortal Kombat is campy fun but it needed more Talisa Soto, Bridgette Wilson, and Fatalities.   And it pales in campiness compared to 

 

 

Also pretty terrible, but it does have one moment of awesomeness:

 

"For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."

 

(Also, I had somehow completely forgotten that Van Damme was in Street Fighter.)

[kowhite]

Are you high or something? There is absolutely nothing cool whatsoever in his shitty ass movies. Except for Event Horizon, which had a few cool moments, but not many. PWSA makes Bay look God-tier.

You watched his movies sober. And with...standards.That was your mistake.Next time, watch his movies, but now, pretend like you're wasted and just had a lobotomy...they're quite amusing with the right mindset.

[bapi]

Hopefully this will kill PWSA's career.

[kowhite]

Hopefully this will kill PWSA's career.

It just means he will definitely direct Resident Evil 6.

[BadAtGender]

Hopefully this will kill PWSA's career.

 

Look at Renny Harlin's track record. Now look at PWSA's. Consider that the second is vastly more successful than the first and yet Harlin can still get $80m budgets to play with.

 

PWSA is going to be making movies for decades to come.

[The Stingray]

I also love JCVD's inspirational speech to the troops:

 

I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up river, and I'm going to kick that son of a bitch Bison's ass so hard that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it! Now, who wants to go home... and who wants to go with me?

[kowhite]

Look at Renny Harlin's track record. Now look at PWSA's. Consider that the second is vastly more successful than the first and yet Harlin can still get $80m budgets to play with.PWSA is going to be making movies for decades to come.

"Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin"Hey now, Harlin committed this masterpiece to film. Never mind the awesome sauce called Cliffhanger.Ok, yeah, you have a point. I really do dig those movies though. Edited February 22, 2014 by kowhite

[The Stingray]

Deep Blue Sea, like Anaconda, is a guilty pleasure, for sure.

[kowhite]

Deep Blue Sea, like Anaconda, is a guilty pleasure, for sure.

Good man, you clearly understand B movie entertainment at its semi finest.

[The Stingray]

Good man, you clearly understand B movie entertainment at its semi finest.

[kowhite]

Cinema's finest wink.

[Ozymandias]

Neil Marshal is the best B-movie director, although I didn't really like Centurion.  Dude needs to work more often.

[BadAtGender]

The problem with Hollywood, in a nutshell: http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=3266