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Idk, Jupiter Ascending's bombing will upset me quite a bit. Tatumwolf and Sean BEEn alone ought to be enough to turn it into a hit, but no

Seventh Son vs Jupiter Ascending. The biggest battle at the box office of 2015. 

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Ok, fuck it. I'm jumping in.

 

    [*]Transformers sucks. All around. Bay is a shit filmmaker, but he's like crack. One try and that's it. Been hooked since The Rock. [*]Avatar is shit, but I can watch said shit a dozen times in a row. [*]Titanic makes me cry. I pretend to hate it, but I love the fucking thing. [*]Cameron is better than Nolan.  [*]Aliens and True Lies FTW! [*]Spielberg is shit nowadays, but he is king overall.  [*]Jaws is overrated. [*]Raiders is the best action-adventure movie of all time, but I'd rather watch Last Crusade each and every time. There's no competition for the Ford-Connery chemistry. [*]TDKR has one of the worst death scenes ever, is full of plot holes, is 30 minutes too long/too short, but I fucking love it just as all of the other Nolan movies. I would let Nolan tie me up in his dungeon and use me in whichever way he sees fit for the rest of my life. [*]DOFP is a superior movie to Cap 2, but I would sooner rewatch Cap 2, for the action and the hot Chris Evans. [*]The Wolverine is a better movie than all of the MCU save IM, Cap 2 and TA. [*]Hugh Jackman probably bathes in human blood, to get younger each year. [*]I enjoyed Breaking Dawn 2 more than Order of the Phoenix, The Chamber of Secrets and it's barely ahead of Sorceror's Stone. [*]I enjoyed The Hobbit 2 more than The Two Towers. [*]My favorite Peter Jackson movie is The Frighteners.  [*]I enjoyed Revenge of the Sith more than Return of the Jedi. [*]X2 is still the best X-flick and top 3 superhero movies ever. [*]Die Hard 3 is better than the first Die Hard [*]I fucking love Emmerich destruction porn as much as Bayhem. Emmerich Godzilla >>>>> 2014 Godzilla

Good night!

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Idk, Jupiter Ascending's bombing will upset me quite a bit. Tatumwolf and Sean BEEn alone ought to be enough to turn it into a hit, but no

 

Wait...Sean Bean is part bee in the movie? That's even more stupidly dumb cool.

 

Let's hope the "Bee" part isn't the sexual reproduction aspect of his life.

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Oz the Great and Powerful is ultimately harmless fluffy fun with a few WTF stupid character, plot, and acting moments.

The movie is fucking painful to watch. Just like Maleficent and Alice. I am hoping Sir Branagh reverses the trend of these shit adaptations. The Jungle Book, Pan and Tarzan are gonna be horrendous, tho. 

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Ok, fuck it. I'm jumping in.

 

    [*]Transformers sucks. All around. Bay is a shit filmmaker, but he's like crack. One try and that's it. Been hooked since The Rock.

    [*]Avatar is shit, but I can watch said shit a dozen times in a row.

    [*]Titanic makes me cry. I pretend to hate it, but I love the fucking thing.

    [*]Cameron is better than Nolan. 

    [*]Aliens and True Lies FTW!

    [*]Spielberg is shit nowadays, but he is king overall. 

    [*]Jaws is overrated.

    [*]Raiders is the best action-adventure movie of all time, but I'd rather watch Last Crusade each and every time. There's no competition for the Ford-Connery chemistry.

    [*]TDKR has one of the worst death scenes ever, is full of plot holes, is 30 minutes too long/too short, but I fucking love it just as all of the other Nolan movies. I would let Nolan tie me up in his dungeon and use me in whichever way he sees fit for the rest of my life.

    [*]DOFP is a superior movie to Cap 2, but I would sooner rewatch Cap 2, for the action and the hot Chris Evans.

    [*]The Wolverine is a better movie than all of the MCU save IM, Cap 2 and TA.

    [*]Hugh Jackman probably bathes in human blood, to get younger each year.

    [*]I enjoyed Breaking Dawn 2 more than Order of the Phoenix, The Chamber of Secrets and it's barely ahead of Sorceror's Stone.

    [*]I enjoyed The Hobbit 2 more than The Two Towers.

    [*]My favorite Peter Jackson movie is The Frighteners. 

    [*]I enjoyed Revenge of the Sith more than Return of the Jedi.

    [*]X2 is still the best X-flick and top 3 superhero movies ever.

    [*]Die Hard 3 is better than the first Die Hard

    [*]I fucking love Emmerich destruction porn as much as Bayhem. Emmerich Godzilla >>>>> 2014 Godzilla

Good night!

 

You forgot to blame Tele for everything related to TDKR today.

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Charlize and Thor make it the best by default. We are literally comparing shit with bigger shit, tho. 

charlize is hammy in an embarrassing way not a fun way. Hemsworth gives the worst accent work I've heard in a movie so far this decade. Kristen Stewart and not-orlanda bloom are just nothing.

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Ok, fuck it. I'm jumping in.

 

    [*]Transformers sucks. All around. Bay is a shit filmmaker, but he's like crack. One try and that's it. Been hooked since The Rock.

    [*]Avatar is shit, but I can watch said shit a dozen times in a row.

    [*]Titanic makes me cry. I pretend to hate it, but I love the fucking thing.

    [*]Cameron is better than Nolan. 

    [*]Aliens and True Lies FTW!

    [*]Spielberg is shit nowadays, but he is king overall. 

    [*]Jaws is overrated.

    [*]Raiders is the best action-adventure movie of all time, but I'd rather watch Last Crusade each and every time. There's no competition for the Ford-Connery chemistry.

    [*]TDKR has one of the worst death scenes ever, is full of plot holes, is 30 minutes too long/too short, but I fucking love it just as all of the other Nolan movies. I would let Nolan tie me up in his dungeon and use me in whichever way he sees fit for the rest of my life.

    [*]DOFP is a superior movie to Cap 2, but I would sooner rewatch Cap 2, for the action and the hot Chris Evans.

    [*]The Wolverine is a better movie than all of the MCU save IM, Cap 2 and TA.

    [*]Hugh Jackman probably bathes in human blood, to get younger each year.

    [*]I enjoyed Breaking Dawn 2 more than Order of the Phoenix, The Chamber of Secrets and it's barely ahead of Sorceror's Stone.

    [*]I enjoyed The Hobbit 2 more than The Two Towers.

    [*]My favorite Peter Jackson movie is The Frighteners. 

    [*]I enjoyed Revenge of the Sith more than Return of the Jedi.

    [*]X2 is still the best X-flick and top 3 superhero movies ever.

    [*]Die Hard 3 is better than the first Die Hard

    [*]I fucking love Emmerich destruction porn as much as Bayhem. Emmerich Godzilla >>>>> 2014 Godzilla

Good night!

Is this post supposed to make sense? 

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The movie is fucking painful to watch. Just like Maleficent and Alice. I am hoping Sir Branagh reverses the trend of these shit adaptations. The Jungle Book, Pan and Tarzan are gonna be horrendous, tho. 

 

Well Alice is just a cinematic abomination cobbled from the souls of dead crystal meth/ecstasy OD victims. Not seeing Maleficent since it doesn't interest me at all.

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Wait...Sean Bean is part bee in the movie? That's even more stupidly dumb cool.

 

Let's hope the "Bee" part isn't the sexual reproduction aspect of his life.

 

Yeah. Tatum is half wolf and Sean Bean is half bee. It all sounds amazing to me

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Today I've consumed two pizzas, two bars of cherry chocolate, a sixpack of Coke, two bags of buttered popcorn, a small bag of cheese puffs and an energy drink.My anus is prepared.

Nothing can prepare you for what's about to come next. Nothing.
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