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[Mattrek]

No... just no...

And now I might have to stop somewhere after work.

Big, juicy and saucy. Just the way I like them mmmm. Goddamnit now I'm hungry.

[Jack Nevada]

The best part is that unlike ED they're completely unintentional.

She knows what she's doing.

[K1stpierre]

Men can get dirty out of anything.  

 

Women have intuition, men have the uncanny ability to make anything you say dirty.

.........

 

So what if I said: I walked my dog today.  What could they possibly get dirty from that?

[reddevil18]

What? Oh come on, you can't get dirty out of that.

Post that on facebook, no explanation - watch the number of advances being made by males and THEN tell me it's not dirty.

[tawasal]

How did I not know k1st=kelli...

i started that name, it's on her profile and if u have seen her latest picture... Go see it I won't tell anything

[Mattrek]

No, I'm Rallax.

I was wondering where you went. Now tell me how to change my username so I can go back to being me.

[#ED]

.........

 

So what if I said: I walked my dog today.  What could they possibly get dirty from that?

 

We rather not go in that direction.

[tawasal]

What? Oh come on, you can't get dirty out of that.

like red said u should give it a try.

[K1stpierre]

She knows what she's doing.

Well yeah, it's not my fault I'm surround by

horney

men.

Edited July 11, 2014 by k1stpierre

[Dementeleus]

This thread is now

 

[Fancyarcher]

Unless your forum personality is way different than your real one.

 

Some people might be surprised to learn that I'm not as outspoken on this forum as I am in real life.

[CaptainJackSparrow]

Watching Archer. Love the show!

[tawasal]

......... So what if I said: I walked my dog today.  What could they possibly get dirty from that?

say bend it like beckham.

[K1stpierre]

You gotta moisten it first

Moisten wouldn't do anything to it. If it's hard it's because it's mostly over-cooked or old.

Edited July 11, 2014 by k1stpierre

[Dementeleus]

Moisten would do anything to it. If it's hard it's because it's mostly over-cooked or old.

 

Hey!

[reddevil18]

.........

 

So what if I said: I walked my dog today.  What could they possibly get dirty from that?

http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/walk+the+dog

[Mattrek]

Starting to think?

I am a blonde dontcha know?

[grim22]

Well yeah, it's not my fault I'm surround by

horney

men.

 

You could try women

 

[K1stpierre]

say bend it like beckham.

Bend it like beckham.

[tawasal]

Kelli is a little clever cocktease.