The Emoji Movie | Sony Pictures Animation | July 28 2017 | Reviews coming in, more entertaining to read those than watch the movie. Current consensus: " 🎥 ➡️ 💩💩💩💩"

[That One Girl]

I was gonna wait to see this on Tuesday but nope.  Seeing it on Saturday and again on Tuesday.  I CANNOT MISS THIS FILM

[MrGamer]

2 minutes ago, That Atomic Guy said:

I was gonna wait to see this on Tuesday but nope.  Seeing it on Saturday and again on Tuesday.  I CANNOT MISS THIS FILM

You know, shit like this is the reason why Valerian flopped. 

[dxmatrixdt]

I have a question to those of you who say it...  I see you hate the movie, but did you feel ripped off?  I remember when I saw Scary Movie 5 I wanted my money back.  I felt robbed, but not everyone felt the same way.  It still had decent holds....  BUT, some horror movies do not have good holds.  And that is another example of feeling ripped off.  The Devil Inside anyone??  Does Emoji give that sense of I just got screwed out of my money?  Is there anything that had anyone feeling good the entire time or thinking 'so and so' would enjoy this?

Edited July 28, 2017 by Matrix4You

[That One Girl]

1 minute ago, MrGamer2558 said:

You know, shit like this is the reason why Valerian flopped. 

 

I mean the second time is gonna be more like Rifftrax style with my friend.

 

One time for the legitimacy of the film, another time for the "comedic" value of the film

[MrGamer]

1 minute ago, That Atomic Guy said:

 

I mean the second time is gonna be more like Rifftrax style with my friend.

 

One time for the legitimacy of the film, another time for the "comedic" value of the film

 

(P.S. I sent that Wikipedia snippet to David and Alonso)

[YM!]

6 minutes ago, Matrix4You said:

I have a question to those of you who say it...  I see you hate the movie, but did you feel ripped off?  I remember when I saw Scary Movie 5 I wanted my money back.  I felt robbed, but not everyone felt the same way.  It still had decent holds....  BUT, some horror movies do not have good holds.  And that is another example of feeling ripped off.  The Devil Inside anyone??  Does Emoji give that sense of I just got screwed out of my money?  Is there anything that had anyone feeling good the entire time or thinking 'so and so' would enjoy this?

Norm of The North. I was paid $70 after the movie to take my little cousins to see that movies but it was completely trash. I took them to see a lot of bad movies: Planes 2, Minions, and Alvin 4. But this was god awful.

[Jonwo]

The Star might end up being SPA's best reviewed film this year and still be rotten.

[afalconer7]

I wonder how these emojis will get used in the movie. 🚬🔪☠💉💊🔫

[YM!]

13 minutes ago, That Atomic Guy said:

Seems like this time Sony is doing the hacking.

[YM!]

1 minute ago, Jonwo said:

The Star might end up being SPA's best reviewed film this year and still be rotten.

I guess they made The Star right after Emoji as an attempt to repent.

[afalconer7]

I'm so excited for the jacksfilms emoji movie review tomorrow.

[That One Girl]

2 minutes ago, afalconer7 said:

I wonder how these emojis will get used in the movie. 🚬🔪☠💉💊🔫

 

🖕🏻

[YM!]

Just now, That Atomic Guy said:

 

🖕🏻

😩🍆💦🍑

[Jonwo]

1 minute ago, YourMother said:

I guess they made The Star right after Emoji as an attempt to repent.

The critics will have a field day if The Star is just as bad as Emoji or on par with Smurfs,

[afalconer7]

3 minutes ago, Jonwo said:

The Star might end up being SPA's best reviewed film this year and still be rotten.

I honestly think there might be a slight possibility that The Star could be worse. (However, considering that the emoji movie has a 0%, I could be definitely wrong)

[department store basement]

Metascore of 8 right now.

 

WOW.

[YM!]

Just now, Jonwo said:

The critics will have a field day if The Star is just as bad as Emoji or on par with Smurfs,

Thing is The Star had good talent behind it but then again so did Smurfs. Can't say the same about Emoji with talent. Guessing either WAG dodged a potential bullet if they bought it or Rothman meddling.

[afalconer7]

"The Emoji Movie" trailer was bad and it made me cringe, but "The Star" trailer was not only cringy, it made me mentally unstable for the whole day, and almost made me vomit.

[YM!]

2 minutes ago, afalconer7 said:

I honestly think there might be a slight possibility that The Star could be worse. (However, considering that the emoji movie has a 0%, I could be definitely wrong)

I'm going to sound a bit optimistic but I think the reason why that The Star trailer was so cringe worthy was an attempt to attract the GA more since they have their main audience locked either way.

[The Panda]

How many reviews before Armond White ruins the fun?