Classic Conversation Thread

[The Panda]

Just now, That One Guy said:

 

Sounds like a great place to meet someone and have a relationship.  Can't wait to go on a date with someone there and be forced to sit at least 5 seats away from them while watching Sherlock Gnomes.

Also apparently all dates required there to be an “Adult” chaperone (as if they aren’t already adults?)

[That One Girl]

Founded in 1974, PCC is a thriving Christian liberal arts college 

 

 

@Trolltastic Tele is this what you mean by "hardcore liberal arts school?"

[Dementeleus]

3 minutes ago, WrathOfHan said:

They send me shit about every other month  

 

Send them a dick pic.

[The Panda]

4 minutes ago, AJG said:

Whenever people bring up movies that “couldn’t be made today” they always bring up something that  could quite easily be made toady with the right casting and right marketing behind it. 

Most of the films that actually couldn’t be made today were too crappy to even be remembered, or simply fine movies featuring elements that could easily be changed and altered without impacting the story.

 

Now, today I decided to watch Disney’s Pocahontas.... fuck Blazing Saddles THIS is something that couldn’t be made today. It is fucking outrageous. What an odd miscalculation.

Colors of the Wind is the only really redeeming feature about that movie.  Given what the English did to the natives it still doesn’t excuse the Disneyfication of reality.

[Dementeleus]

2 minutes ago, That One Guy said:

Founded in 1974, PCC is a thriving Christian liberal arts college 

 

 

@Trolltastic Tele is this what you mean by "hardcore liberal arts school?"

 

My school's motto was "Communism, Atheism, and Free Love"*... so probably not.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*not that anyone was forced to accept or believe in any of these things, but pissing off the establishment was a good thing to do

Edited March 28, 2018 by Trolltastic Tele

[That One Girl]

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 In addition, "most forms of dancing," profanity, hazing, discrimination, gambling, stealing and "witchcraft, séances, astrology, or any other satanic practices" are also banned.

 

 

[The Panda]

4 minutes ago, WrathOfHan said:

They send me shit about every other month  

“Please attend our unaccredited school so we can steal your money, strip away your human rights, and when you graduate leave with a degree that can only land you a job back at our cult program!”

[CoolioD1]

1 minute ago, The Mad Panda said:

Colors of the Wind is the only really redeeming feature about that movie.  Given what the English did to the natives it still doesn’t excuse the Disneyfication of reality.

Just around the river bend is straight up a top 5 disney song.

[Chewy]

imagine getting kicked out of college for seeing Tomb Raider

[That One Girl]

Just now, Chewy said:

imagine getting kicked out of college for seeing Tomb Raider

 

finally, people can now get punished for seeing Infinity War.

Edited March 28, 2018 by That One Guy

[The Panda]

2 minutes ago, Chewy said:

imagine getting kicked out of college for seeing Tomb Raider

Hell, I’d probably go see it just so they’d kick me out.

[CoolioD1]

2 minutes ago, That One Guy said:

 

finally, people can now get punished for seeing Infinity War.

people will be punished for seeing infinity war when it turns out the entire second act is set at the hawkguy farm again.

[AJG]

5 minutes ago, The Mad Panda said:

Colors of the Wind is the only really redeeming feature about that movie.  Given what the English did to the natives it still doesn’t excuse the Disneyfication of reality.

 

It was astonishing. I give it a couple more years before Disney goes full Song of the South on it and act as if the movie never happened. 

[Chewy]

honestly the super christians are totally terrifying and it's not very funny when you spend even a second thinking about it

[Dementeleus]

3 minutes ago, CoolioD1 said:

people will be punished for seeing infinity war when it turns out the entire second act is set at the hawkguy farm again.

 

We can only hope.

[CoolioD1]

5 minutes ago, CoolioD1 said:

Just around the river bend is straight up a top 5 disney song.

don't give me the wtf reaction you bitch made cuck how can you think colors of the wind is good and then deny the power of just around the river bend you homicidal fucking maniac Menken is at the absolute top of his game there and judy kuhn's fucking voice in that song is so fucking powerful what the hell is wrong with yu you absolute lunatic.

[filmlover]

1 minute ago, Chewy said:

honestly the super christians are totally terrifying and it's not very funny when you spend even a second thinking about it

[IronJimbo]

Isn't BOT like 80% Christian! Makes you think

[CoolioD1]

3 minutes ago, Chewy said:

honestly the super christians are totally terrifying and it's not very funny when you spend even a second thinking about it

I saw goody proctor with a dvd copy of warcraft!

[Jandrew]

2 hours ago, The Mad Panda said:

I don’t understand how I’ve been oblivious to this, but WTF?  Private Universities are actually allowed to ban sex and same-sex relationships for employees?

 

Spoiler

Strict rules govern student life at BJU."Students are to avoid any types of entertainment that could be considered immodest or that contain profanity, scatological realism, sexual perversion, erotic realism, lurid violence, occultism and false philosophical or religious assumptions." Grounds for immediate dismissal include stealing, immorality (including sexual relations between unmarried students), possession of hard-core pornography, use of alcohol or drugs, and participating in a public demonstration for a cause the university opposes.

 

For years, male students were required to wear slacks, dress shirts and ties on campus during the day. This requirement has since been loosened; men are allowed the option of wearing polo shirts or dress shirts on weekdays until 5 pm, and are no longer required to wear ties. Women are required to wear skirts and dresses on campus on weekdays until 5 pm. They are also required to attend chapel four days a week, as well as at least two services per week at an approved "local fundamental church."^[140]

 

Additional rules include the requirement that freshman resident hall students sign out before leaving campus and that resident hall students abide by a campus curfew of 11:00 pm, with lights out at midnight.^[145] Students are forbidden to go to movie theaters while in residence, or listen to most contemporary popular music.

 

Male students with upperclassman privileges and graduate students may have facial hair that is fully grown in prior to the start of the semester, neatly trimmed and well maintained at approximately ½ inch or less.^[147] Women are expected to dress modestly and wear dresses or skirts that come to the knee to class and religious services.^[148] The university prohibits students from wearing clothing that displays the logos of Abercrombie & Fitch or its subsidiary Hollister because these companies have "shown an unusual degree of antagonism to biblical morality".

 

Imagine being an 18-22 year old and going to Bob Jones. Imagine wishing you were in state prison or a coma instead. At least you don't have to worry about freshmen drinking the punch!

 

Edited March 28, 2018 by Jandrew