YM! Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, cookie said: ANYWHOOOOO You'll know the score when I do my top 25 My body is ready. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 Here's what you can expect when I rank PoE: - Changes/additions I liked - Changes/additions I didn't like - A paragraph or two long rant on why you FUCKED UP that one scene 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 This better be some After Party level fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 1 hour ago, cookie said: Finding Gobi I side with @Xillix, Gobi needs to cameo in Odyssey 3. @Rorschach B 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 I realized a lot of my fillers were reallllllllllllly shitty. But they’re fillers so . But I’ll work harder though for said fillers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 But first... The WORST Movies of the Year The Honorable Mentions: Not Funny Dark Side Fright Town Ice Station Dazzled The Meteor Manhunt 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 POE IS ON THE WORST LIST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 34 minutes ago, cookie said: You just ruined this scene (1:57 onwards) I am not pleased. Yeah it's possible I may reduce my PoE grade a little upon the final review. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 Spoiler #10 - The Lonely - A confusing, problematic and just excruciating experience. Spoiler #9 - Father - A bad horror movie with an equally bad ending Spoiler #8 - Cupid's Quest - Edges out Dazzled for most uncomfortable "romantic" movie of the year. Zero-budget animation does not help. Spoiler #7 - Aerophobia - Why would I want to see Salad Fingers animation on the big screen? Spoiler #6 - Bro Time - Just... Spoiler #5 - RuPaul's Best Friend Race - Why is this in theaters? Were the studio so desperate to put something out the weekend before Spark 2 opens they just threw out whatever was on the table? Spoiler #4 - 2 Lonely 2 Zookeepers - 2.0 me and I are in unified agreement over this. Spoiler #3 - Unknown Sender - I legit face-palmed multiple times while seeing this. Spoiler #2 - Homestar Runner's Cruddy Debut Movie - A five-minute gag stretched to an excruciating 90 minutes. Spoiler #1 - Redeeming Love - A rancid, miserable experience that makes last year's My Life to Waste look tolerable. Not as bad as something like Brandybrook or 120 Days of Sodom so we're at least on an uptick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 It didn’t make the worst list. I can take it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 Brace yourselves... Awards are coming, and they're not all good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 1 minute ago, cookie said: Brace yourselves... Awards are coming, and they're not all good. Awards? Are you doing stuff like best actor or worst moment in the movie in addition to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, YourMother the Edgelord said: Awards? Are you doing stuff like best actor or worst moment in the movie in addition to that. In his Y1 thread he did stuff like... —Best Villain —Most Daring Film —Best Fusion of Genres —Better than Expected —Worse Than Expected 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 The Packer Delivers a Worldstar Beatdown on Joel Award For Biggest Disappointment Sorry if I'm spoiling Scavenger Wars for you, Rorschach Relevant quote: Packer: Hmm… Guess that potential was overhyped after all… The nominees are: Bioshock by @4815162342 - Alex Garland plus a treasured game like Bioshock should be a match made in heaven, but the structure is such a jumble (in part because of the makers' refusal to make bigger changes from the source material) that it becomes a slog to go through. Shame, it could've been on par with The Human Revolution Spark: Homeward (test screening version) by @Isle of Pasta - I really like Spark: Rising, but the initial version of its sequel is a trainwreck bogged down by one of the worst villains in a major CAYOM blockbuster. Thankfully the released version is much better. Prince of Egypt (not the whole movie, just THAT ONE FUCKING SCENE) by @Isle of Pasta - Urgh... I'll explain in due time. And the winner is... Bioshock 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 I’m actually kind of really excited to see your takedown of this scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 The Louie Breaks the Fourth Wall Award for Zaniest Cartoon Relevant quote: Louie: Dewey, this is a cartoon. You’re fighting a losing battle. And the nominees are: Battletoads by @YourMother the Edgelord Don't Let the Pigeon Drive by @YourMother the Edgelord SWAT Kats 2: The Viper Strikes by @Xillix And the winner is: Battletoads 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 The Violent Explosion Award for Stuff Go Boom Relevant quote: Dewey: Please tell me this isn’t going to end in another violent explosion… Louie: But violent explosions are the best part of any adventure! Dewey: NO THEY’RE NOT, LOUIE!!! Cataclysmic by @Xillix - A real-life event that is tragic all the same, but the explosion was still pretty. Gamera by @Xillix - The movie may be meh, but the monster sure can blow shit up. Call of Duty by @4815162342 - TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING And the winner is: Cataclysmic 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 The Ripper Award for Biggest Surprise No relevant quote here, sadly. And the nominees are: Silent Hill: Innocence Lost by @Xillix - Gold Crescent Pictures does two decades of failed film attempts justice by delivering a suspenseful, deeply atmospheric adaptation of the first game. My Peoples by @YourMother the Edgelord - Much better than I remember the pre-read version being. Not sure what changed or if I just grew on it. Wolves of the Deep by @4815162342 - Even outside the one AMAZEBALLS scene, this is a very well made Neeson thriller. And the winner is: My Peoples 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, cookie said: The Ripper Award for Biggest Surprise No relevant quote here, sadly. And the nominees are: Hide contents Silent Hill: Innocence Lost by @Xillix - Gold Crescent Pictures does two decades of failed film attempts justice by delivering a suspenseful, deeply atmospheric adaptation of the first game. My Peoples by @YourMother the Edgelord - Much better than I remember the pre-read version being. Not sure what changed or if I just grew on it. Wolves of the Deep by @4815162342 - Even outside the one AMAZEBALLS scene, this is a very well made Neeson thriller. And the winner is: Hide contents My Peoples Out of likes but thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 The Woof Woof Award for Best Doggie Movie And the nominees are: Cycle of the Werewolf by @Hiccup23 The Howling by @Xillix Finding Gobi by @Isle of Pasta And the winner is: The Howling 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
