cookie Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Isle of Pasta said: You do remember one of my major films has Laura Dern? Between this and Scavenger Wars, Year 3 is going to have a lot of hyperdrive murder going on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 The Raven Boys - Definitely an interesting premise and good casting bogged down by poor pacing. B-/C+ Dan the Alpaca - You do NOT get to rip off the second best song in The Hunchback of Notre Dame and not have me yell at you for it. Other than it's just kinda standard. C Bro Time - D- Under the Sea - Dr. Strange narrating an underwater adventure? Sure, why not. B Aerophobia - ...Why? D- Hey look at that, @Isle of Pasta, we're in the home stretch! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 You’re trolling me. Ahhh!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 TBH I can see you criticize Prince of Egypt for sticking too closely to the original but AUGHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 ....unless you’re going to trash one of my fillers I hastily wrote on Sunday of the deadline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Hunt Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Isle of Pasta said: TBH I can see you criticize Prince of Egypt for sticking too closely to the original but AUGHHH That would feel strange coming from the writer of The Road to El Dorado Also thanks @cookie. Think that's the best review TRB has gotten thus far Edited May 1, 2018 by Ethan Hunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 9 minutes ago, cookie said: Bro Time - D- Not surprised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 So you COULD trash any of the following: Garden of Eden Cross Country Prince of Egypt Finding Gobi I’m in hardcore Detective mode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 Garden of Eden Scary Paul Rudd is actually kinda effective. Other than that it's a fairly standard thriller. B-/C+ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Shit that’s not a bad review. The odds are now 33%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 Student Film My brother would LOVE this movie, or at least the concept of it. I just found it okay to be honest. Didn't help that the cast was super bland. C+ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Just now, cookie said: Student Film My brother would LOVE this movie, or at least the concept of it. I just found it okay to be honest. Didn't help that the cast was super bland. C+ But it was the same guy who cast the leads in Faces and Voices! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Isle of Pasta said: But it was the same guy who cast the leads in Faces and Voices! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 Finding Gobi I side with @Xillix, Gobi needs to cameo in Odyssey 3. @Rorschach B 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 Cross Country This is why you don't trust the Green Goblin on anything. A fairly standard grown man and teenage girl team-up thriller elevated by The Rock and Steinfeld's presence. B-/C+ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Time to feel the plague. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 The Prince of Egypt (2:57-4:02) I have returned. Where the hell have you been?! I told you to pick up those tablets I bought off of eBay! I thought you meant stone tablets? My god, are you really that dense? Funny you should mention God... Urgh... what did you do now? I went to Egypt, became a prince, found out I was actually of Hebrew birth- You're not Hebrew, you're as pale as Tilda Swinton! Let me finish! Anyway, I decided to run away from my princely duties, found this village, fell in love with the woman I was originally offered to as a prince, discovered this burning bush that made me his messenger... All that in the span of what, three days?! I'm not done! I decided to go back and face my brother and tell him to let my people go, he refused, the burning bush sent all this bad shit, dude's first born son died, he decided to let my folks go, then he changed his mind and chased after me, I split the red sea in half and drowned his men, now he's super sad but my folks are free so it's A-OK for me. Also, I grew a beard. I see that mess on your face, yes. Did you see The Prince of Egypt or not? ...What "Prince of Egypt"? Did they remake Prince of Egypt? You gotta be fucking kidding me. In Cookie's Corner's Top 25 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 @cookie I simultaneously love and despise you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YM! Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Is the top 25 dropping today already? You work fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 The truth: I wanted PoE to be the last one I read, but I knew I'd be questioned if I skipped it so I decided to play a little game. I'm at the "All I Ever Wanted" part RN. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
