Rorschach Reviews Y4: Now with 100% More Hot Takes

[Rorschach]

This scene between Alex and Xevarre really reminds me of this scene

 

 

[Rorschach]

 

😥

[Ezen Baklattan]

12 minutes ago, Rorschach said:

This scene between Alex and Xevarre really reminds me of this scene

 

 

Ironically, given your last post you most likely reached this point, the Screenslaver monologue scene (the scene itself, not the monologue) inspired one of the later scenes in the movie repeatedly.

[Ezen Baklattan]

PS: Shit’s about to get wild.

[Rorschach]

Spark: Attack on Emotion

Current mood right now

 

9/10

Edited October 18, 2018 by Rorschach

[Ezen Baklattan]

I was torn between a thank you and an laughing react, so...

 

Get ready for one hell of a finale.

[Ezen Baklattan]

So then comes a bigger question....where does it rank in the Spark saga?

[Rorschach]

Just now, Spagheditary said:

So then comes a bigger question....where does it rank in the Spark saga?

Spoiler

Rising>Beyond the Sky>>Homeward

 

My opinion on Homeward has softened a little.

 

[Rorschach]

@Blankments Your turn again

 

 

[Ezen Baklattan]

2 minutes ago, Rorschach said:

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Rising>Beyond the Sky>>Homeward

 

My opinion on Homeward has softened a little.

 

Can’t blame you tbh - I have no problem saying that it’s the weakest of the three movies.

[Rorschach]

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Stephanie cuts their meeting short, as she has to go to the local Greek buffet, Konstantino’s, because it’s Taco Night which means she and Tom are gonna have so much great sex because “my pussy is gonna taste like tacos.”

[4815162342]

2 minutes ago, Rorschach said:

 

Wait....Taco night at a Greek restaurant?

 

[Rorschach]

Just now, 4815162342 said:

 

Wait....Taco night at a Greek restaurant?

 

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Thomas (Bradley Cooper's character) agrees to speak with her, but is skeptical and says it has to be on his own terms. He scolds her again for interrupting their dinner, telling her Taco Night at Konstantino’s is Tom’s personal time and a sacred tradition going back many generations.

 

[YM!]

4 minutes ago, Rorschach said:

 

[cookie]

7 minutes ago, Rorschach said:

 

So not only is it a Greek restaurant that sells tacos, it is an old ass Greek restaurant that sells tacos.

Edited October 18, 2018 by cookie

[Rorschach]

3 minutes ago, cookie said:

So not only is it a Greek restaurant that sells tacos, it is an old ass restaurant that sells tacos.

Bradley Cooper:

Edited October 18, 2018 by Rorschach

[4815162342]

6 minutes ago, Rorschach said:

 

 

Next he will say it is an Ancient Chinese Secret

[Rorschach]

I guess its fair to say that Thomas is a mix between

 

 

and

 

[Rorschach]

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Thomas: If I’ve taught my boys one thing, it’s that they’ve got to grab life by the balls. *begins fondling the air* They’ve gotta squeeze the balls, massage them. Twist the nutsacks of life so hard that their knuckles turn white. They’ve gotta wring out every last drop of opportunity life has to offer them, and let it shoot out all over them and lather themselves with life’s cum. Don’t be a pussy, really get in there. Just grab those testicles and screw the shit out of life’s scrote. Only then can you truly be happy with yourself.

[cookie]

12 minutes ago, Rorschach said:

Life should file a restraining order

Edited October 18, 2018 by cookie