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  1. In defense of that scene, oxen are customarily slaughtered that way anyway. I believe oxen that were killed were consumed by the indigenous people and their deaths weren't just for a scene in the movie.
  2. Michael Moore documentaries. Nuff said.
  3. I had problems with the brand of humor itself, funny or not.
  4. I'll be seeing Pitch Perfect at some point in the next week. Looking forward to it.
  5. I aim to watch all of the Best Picture nominated movies.
  6. Having just seen SLP and ZDT, technically from last year, 2012 is now firmly my favorite movie year in living memory (I was too young to fully appreciate 1982, 1984 so I left it out).
  7. What's with the widespread hate over Prometheus? I thought it was epic, had gorgeous cinematography and decent writing, and served as a worthy prequel to the Alien flicks. With that said, leaps of logic needed to be made for certain points but it was still, IMO, one of the better movies in a very strong year.
  8. Carrie Fisher's letter to Princess Leia: Dear Princess Leia, I don’t wish to be presumptuous and call you “Leia,” as it implies a familiarity I don’t wish to presume. And though some might say we resemble one another to the extent that we could be easily mistaken for one another—if we were to inexplicably agree to dress in similar, if unremarkable clothing, and you were to finally, sanely, refuse to submit to the rigors of that foolish focus-pulling hairstyle—simply (and now belatedly) put, I could pass for you with minor adjustments as you might pass for me with ever so slightly more. But would my insides match your outsides? I’ve spent almost two-thirds of my life walking galaxies in those fucking white leather boots. I’ve even attempted to answer for your actions, to explain your possible motives for choices one of us failed to make. But while you will forever be remembered loitering in star-infested landscapes, existing endlessly in imaginations and onscreen, I putter noisily in that infamous closet of celebrity—expanding, wrinkling, stooping, and far too often, stupid with age. Here we are enacting our very own Dorian Gray configuration. You: smooth, certain, and straight-backed, forever condemned to the vast, enviable prison of intergalactic adventure. Me: struggling more and more with post-galactic stress disorder, bearing your scars, graying your eternally dark, ridiculous hair. You always act the heroine; I snort the stuff in the feeble attempt to dim the glare of your intense, intergalactic antics. You take the glory; I give way to age. You: so physically well and well-meaning it makes me mentally ill—well, something does, anyway. While you fight the dark side with your light, white ways, I’m in the sarlacc pit, covered in Jabba’s vile body fluids. Will it ever end? It probably won’t, but I will. I’m pretty sure I will. My sequels will finally, blessedly stop, while yours will define and absorb an age. Though you are condemed to reenact the same seven hours of adventures over a span of now almost four rowdy decades, at least you look good fighting evil. I look lived in. My amused and envious eyes peer out of a face bloated and evil with age. Wasn’t I supposed to remain happily captured in the amber of our projected image, fending off water-retention, weight, and wrinkles in the same way you fight for the glory of whatever the fuck all that was about—a universe glowing with peace and fairness, Ewoks cavorting in their force-filled fields? Wasn’t I? C’mon—wasn’t I? Of our all-but-shared fate (if shared, it’s in an unsanitary way)—whatever Leia’s has been or will be, Carrie’s will be, at least periodically, dwarfed and disappointing, riddled with self-pity, old and over-exposed, rendered sad and irrelevant in comparison with her counterparts’ rich and uninterrupted adventures. Play it again, Han! Leia plays while I continue to pay and pay and pay. I’m Carrie Fisher from Star Wars—the south side of Star Wars, near the Vaders’ former condemned place. I fade as you blaze. I stoop while you shoot straight and defend right. Oh, well. There are worse things, I know. Those worse things gather at my back and haunt my fun-packed future days. But worse gives way to better—Dorian Organa gives way to Carrie Gray. We all win in the end, don’t we? If not utterly, then in a number of cozy, inevitable, and limited days. She’s Leia Organa, from the center of so many humans’ best memories. Shining with the warm glow of sci-fi nostalgia. Our Alderaan, fly us, but wherever you go—over the hill or fucking Cloud City, Jabba’s palace or the emergency room, up, down, or over—do your best to do what I do: make sure you largely enjoy the ride. Skip the hairstyle, but enjoy the ride. Love, Carrie http://bullettmedia.com/article/character-study-carrie-fisher-makes-peace-with-princess-leia/
  9. Ditto on Transformers, specifically Skids and Mudflaps.
  10. So is Season 5 Peter the real Peter, from our timeline? I seem to remember there being multiple versions (besides the fact that the real Peter is Stolen Peter). I'm sticking with the show until the end but I'm still a little confused.
  11. Same size as current average sized (non Imax) theaters. I don't remember seeing smaller theater rooms that I see nowadays.
  12. Big day Monday for the James Bond series. First Bond movie ever to hit $300 million (unadj). Well deserved.
  13. What an enjoyable treat! I didn't know Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence had it in them! Bradley Cooper? Daniel Day-Lewis? Hmmm..... I'll still give it to DDL but it's a close one. Definitely an A.
  14. IMO, the trade craft (1st half) was just as exciting as the latter half (prep, raid).
  15. Since we've veered from most overrated movies of 2012 to overrated films in general, I'll have to add Zero Dark Thirty to the list after having now seen it. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the film and gave it an A in the Review boards. For those like me with CIA paramilitary/special ops fetishes, this is the best movie ever in that sub-genre, bar none. However, it's not the masterpiece all the Best Move of the Year buzz in recent weeks would suggest. That is why I say it is overrated. It's a very good movie and that's it.
  16. Loved it. Well worth the wait! After HL and ZDT, Bigelow has finally erased the stain that is K-19 Widowmaker.
  17. Unlikable: Mark Wahlberg, Keanu Reeves, & Channing TatumWhy? They cannot act. Look at their eyes. They'er devoid of emoting.
  18. All but one poster (Velouria) estimated <$500m for Titanic. What a treat tracking that BO was!
  19. This dovetails with Favorite Movie Year thread but I would have to say May 1980 - June 1981. If I can expand further...May 1977 (ANH) - May 1984 (ToD)
  20. Four $ billion blockbusters in one year. Amazing!This is one of the great B.O. stories that came out of 2012. What a year!
  21. Yea, I'd add There Will Be Blood, No Country for Old Men to the list of 2007 greats. The others you mentioned would go in the Most Overrated Movies of 2007 thread. *ducks and runs*
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