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Cochofles

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  1. J-"This is what I use and my boyfriend loves it!" D-"So what? I am secure in my manhood, and nothing a straight couple does in the bedroom can be called 'gay' anyway. Amirite?"
  2. I can totally see an Exorcist poster with a tagline that reads "The devil is having a bad day.." Also, what was that awesome description you had for the Beguiled remake? "Nothing happens" and something else??? (Please remember, please remember, please remember...)
  3. AHS: Hotel was to Gaga what Evita was to Madonna (IMO): a hugely expensive long-form music video in which the star pretty much played to her [posing, prancing, and pouting] strengths.
  4. Hmmm. I am going to follow this closely just to see how it does in the "Pop-stars-as-movie-leading-ladies" sweepstakes. Will it be another Crossroads or another Lady Sings the Blues (in terms of the lead pop star's performance)? Will it be another Burlesque or another The Bodyguard (in terms of box office)?
  5. ^^^^^I have said this since The Avengers opened: the Marvel property I wish Dan Slott Joss Whedon had directed in movie form since day one is The Fantastic Four. Obviously, this is a moot point now, but I wonder how it would've been if the Fantastic Four had been the "centerpiece" of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. I still wish that at some point the FF become to the MCU what The Avengers are now...
  6. Maybe the first one is one of those films like Clash of the Titans and Now You See Me that were perfectly enjoyable diversions that really didn't need to have their stories expanded into sequels.
  7. Edit your first post (you will see the title bar ready to be edited)...
  8. Wait...how many Sarah Paulson fans we got here? I am pleasantly surprised by this!!
  9. They are also conveniently trying to downplay Wonder Woman 's multiplier, which is better than the multis for ALL MCU films. They are also trying to peddle the whole "Wonder Woman only made so much because there was no strong-enough competition this summer".... Wanna bet that, had any of the MCU crap done a 4 multiplier, they would totally say that it did so because people simply loved the film?
  10. I have a question: have I missed something? The whole "I scream in horror first, then you scream, then I scream, then we both scream" thing that filmmakers insist on doing so much when humans find out that their dogs/pets/statues/inanimate objetcs/whatever is alive...does anyone find that funny anymore? I can't recall the last time that made me laugh. Why is it such a trope at this point?
  11. Yay!!!! Another [potential] WB hit for @WeneedtotalkaboutKevin to do this...
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