CAYOM VII - The Academy Awards

[4815162342]

It's their 3rd Oscar now isn't it? I guess we better start preparing for win #4 now.

 

Yes, #3.

 

But I ain't going to make some nihilistic drama with them like your trilogy.

 

Uh-uh, whenever I go Coen, I'm going O Brother, The Big Lebowski of Fargo Arizona Coen

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I SAY THERE WAS A SUPER-ONE

 

 

 

 

 

[riczhang]

That'd be awesome. I can't do comedy very well, even though the Coens can. 

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Yes, #3.

 

But I ain't going to make some nihilistic drama with them like your trilogy.

 

Uh-uh, whenever I go Coen, I'm going O Brother, The Big Lebowski of Fargo Arizona Coen

 

Do Hudsucker Proxy Coen.

[riczhang]

Look out, Riczhang, I think everyone's forming a grudge against you.

 

Will good actuals for people next year get rid of that grudge?  

[4815162342]

Do Hudsucker Proxy Coen.

 

That too.

 

 

I actually did make a Coen comedy in the old CAYOM, Year 15. Did well, though it was a short plot. Scarlett Johansson somehow won Supporting Actress for it.

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so any guesses on BP? i am in so much anticipation

[Alpha]

I SAY THERE WAS A SUPER-ONE

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nope. I did #1 at best. Don't worry!

[Ezen Baklattan]

Fuck it, with all of these surprises, Thomas The Tank Engine is winning BP.

[Blankments]

Thomas the Tank Engine is pure cinematic art; it's a shame Michael Bay didn't win Best Director this year.

[Alpha]

Fassbender: And now, here it comes. The biggest award of the night. The granddaddy of the Oscars. BEST PICTURE!

 

[applause]

 

Fassbender: Shall we take more time off the clock with a musical number?

 

[laughter]

 

Fassbender: No? Oh well. So be it. I will present the award. Best Picture. Who could win? It's in this envelope. The nominees for Best Picture are...

 

EXTRASENSORY

THE RICH & FAMOUS

THE RISE AND FALL OF JULIUS CAESAR

RISK MANAGEMENT

A WOMAN IN THE CROWD

 

Fassbender: And the winner of Best Picture is...

 

THE RISE AND FALL OF JULIUS CAESAR

 

[huge applause]

 

Peter Weir: THANK YOU SO MUCH! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! YES!

 

Fassbender: This has been the Seventh Annual Academy Awards! Good night everyone!

[4815162342]

Wow.

 

Risk Management wins Director, 3 acting awards, Screenplay, and Editing.

 

JC wins 4 techs.

 

Who do you think would end up with BP?

Edited May 26, 2013 by 4815162342

[Blankments]

Numbers becomes the first double winner in CAYOM history. Deserved but I'm just going back to the drawing board... One of these years..

[Ezen Baklattan]

See Numbers, Spark never fails...Believe in the power and holyness of the milkshake victim Paul Dano.

[riczhang]

These point counts will be absolutely fascinating. 

[4815162342]

 

@TheNumerator

On Second Thought, No Coen Brothers Film From Numerator Pictures For A Good While #miraclewin

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Now if you excuse me, I'm about to post something in the Magazine thread about the Oscars...

[Alpha]

Full List:

 

Best Picture

 

The Rise and Fall of Julius Caesar - 23 - 2

Risk Management - 23 - 1

Extrasensory - 20

A Woman In The Crowd - 20

The Rich & Famous - 19

 

Best Animated Feature

 

Amulet - 27

Celluloid Heroes - 23

Spark 2: Ignition - 23

Bone - Solstice - 18

The Blue Belt - 13

 

Best Director

 

Joel and Ethan Coen, Risk Management - 24

Peter Weir, The Rise and Fall of Julius Caesar - 23

Spike Jonze, A Woman In The Crowd - 23

Alexander Payne, The Rich & Famous - 18

David O. Russell, The Three-Month Funeral - 17

 

Best Ensemble

 

Risk Management - 24

The Three-Month Funeral - 22

A Woman In The Crowd - 22

The Rise and Fall of Julius Caesar - 20

Blank - 17

 

Best Actor

 

Reza Najii, Innocense - 24

Clive Owen, The Rise and Fall of Julius Caesar - 23

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Three-Month Funeral - 23

Kodi Smitt-McPhee, Extrasensory - 19

Henry Cavill, The Rise and Fall of Julius Caesar - 16

 

Best Actress

 

Isabelle Huppert, Le Plaisir, Faux - 22

Amy Adams, South Pacific - 19

Gwenyth Paltrow, The Rich & Famous - 17

Marisa Tomei, Hollywood - 16

Anna Kendrick, A Woman In The Crowd - 16

 

Best Supporting Actor

 

Ralph Fiennes, Risk Management - 26

Tim Roth, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - 22

Matthew Goode, The Rise and Fall of Julius Caesar - 21

Bill Murray, The Three-Month Funeral - 20

Casey Affleck, Heavy Rain - 16

 

Best Supporting Actress

 

Julianne Moore, Risk Management - 26

Rachel Weisz, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - 22

Meryl Streep, The Three-Month Funeral - 22

Ellen Page, A Woman In The Crowd - 21

Virginie Ledoyen, The Rise and Fall of Julius Caesar - 14

 

Best Voice Actor/Actress In A Leading Role

 

Simon Pegg, Celluloid Heroes - 27

Paul Dano, Spark 2: Ignition - 21

Joey King, Amulet - 18

Adam Tudyk, Celluloid Heroes - 14

Elijah Wood, Bone - Solstice - 11

 

Best Voice Actor/Actress In A Supporting Role

 

Benedict Cumberbatch, Spark 2: Ignition - 27

Daniel Craig, Amulet - 25

Nathan Fillon, Celluloid Heroes - 16

Eminem, Chuck Norris and Liam Neeson vs. Santa Claus: Ultimate Badass - 19

Ralph Fiennes, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe - 18

 

Best Original Screenplay

 

Risk Management - 27

Celluloid Heroes - 18

Extrasensory - 16

The Three-Month Funeral - 15

The Rich & Famous - 14

 

Best Adapted Screenplay

 

Heavy Rain - 26

The Rise and Fall of Julius Caesar - 25

A Woman In The Crowd - 24

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - 18

Spark 2: Ignition - 12

 

Best Original Score

 

Clint Masnell, Extrasensory - 24

Patrick Doyle, The Rise and Fall of Julius Caesar - 22

Michael Giacchino, Amulet - 20

John Powell, Spark 2: Ignition - 20

Alan Silvestri, The Blue Belt - 19

 

Best Original Song

 

"Rock of Hollywood's Foundation" performed by Dwanye Johnson (ft. Chuck Norris, Liam Neeson, Joaquin Pheonix & Michael Bay), Chuck Norris and Liam Neeson vs. Santa Claus: Ultimate Badass - 25

"Just One Day" performed by fun., The Three-Month Funeral - 23

"Ready, Aim, Fire!" performed by Panic! At The Disco, Spark 2: Ignition - 20

"You Gotta Love" performed by the cast of The Terrible Plight of Freddy Zapper, The Terrible Plight of Freddy Zapper - 20

"Cyberstorm Brain" performed by Arctic Monkeys, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - 17

 

Best Cinematography

 

Journey - 26

Extrasensory - 22

Risk Management - 22

The Rise and Fall of Julius Caesar - 21

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe - 15

 

Best Film Editing

 

Extrasensory - 22 - 1

Risk Management - 22 - 2

A Woman In The Crowd - 22 - 1

The Rise and Fall of Julius Caesar - 20

Blank - 19

 

Best Production Design

 

The Rise and Fall of Julius Caesar - 25

Journey - 24

The Once and Future King: The Queen of Air and Darkness - 20

The Terrible Plight of Freddy Zapper - 19

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe - 17

 

Best Costume Design

 

The Rise and Fall of Julius Caesar - 26

The Storyteller - 24

The Once and Future King: The Queen of Air and Darkness - 21

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe - 18

Assassin's Creed - 16

 

Best Makeup & Hairstyling

 

The Rise and Fall of Julius Caesar - 25

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe - 24

The Once and Future King: The Queen of Air and Darkness - 20

The Storyteller - 21

The Terrible Plight of Freddy Zapper - 19

 

Best Sound Mixing

 

Extrasensory - 29

Call of Duty: Eye of the Storm - 22

South Pacific - 20

The Rise and Fall of Julius Caesar - 18

Justice League - 16

 

Best Sound Editing

 

Extrasensory - 26 - 1

The Rise and Fall of Julius Caesar - 26 - 1

Call of Duty: Eye of the Storm - 19

Spark 2: Ignition - 17

Justice League - 17

 

Best Visual Effects

 

Justice League - 24

LucIId - 22

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and The Wardrobe - 21

The Rise and Fall of Julius Caesar - 20

The Wanders - 18

 

Best Use of Action

 

Chuck Norris and Liam Neeson vs. Santa Claus: Ultimate Badass - 24

The Rise and Fall of Julius Caesar - 21

Call of Duty: Eye of the Storm - 17

Justice League - 17

Assassin's Creed - 11

 

Best Documentary Feature

 

White Cargo - 18

Searching for Mr. Watterson - 14

Jazz: The Movie - 10

 

Best Foreign Language Film

 

Innocense - 17

Le Plaisir, Faux - 16

The Idiot - 10

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WHAT THE FUCK KENDRICK WAS IN LAST PLACE WHAT WHAT WHAT

[riczhang]

FUCK, RISK MANAGEMENT TECHNICALLY TIED. THIS IS TOTALLY WORSE THAN COMING IN LAST PLACE. I'M REALLY DISAPPOINTED NOW. 

Edited May 26, 2013 by riczhang