Rorschach Posted May 2, 2014 Author Share Posted May 2, 2014 Oh I guess I'll say it then...1. Bloodbath UnitePossibly the worst thing to come from the mind of human being, this is tragic in many ways. On camera and off. First, the movie is just despicable and disgusting. It is a waste of human dignity and talent just to make Millennium films a quick buck (JK). But you want to know what the most disappointing thing is Films? You have made good material before, like The Normans and Kill Them, those were fantastic! Do more stuff like that and I promise that you won't make more than half the list next year. Just a word of advice (I kid of course). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 5. Wallace & Gromit: Christmas- In the words of Angry Joe, "YOU GONE AND F***ED IT UP!" (Films)4. The Innocent- That moment where the movies plotholes are the size of Kanye West's ego. (Films)3. Espionage Project 2: This Time, It's Espersonal- We meet AGAIN, BAY!!!!! (Blankments)2. Horror House- Laughable in every aspect, this is a failure. (Films)And Numebero uno is... Alpha? You may say it for me. Well... it was my basic spiritual sequel to Thomas the Tank Engine Actually, if I have one movie series I'd love all the new readers to catch up on, it's Chuck Norris and Liam Neeson vs. Those movies show off my growth as a writer pretty well if I do say so myself, plus GIANT Spiders and Santa Claus, Ultimate Badass are two of my best five original movies I've ever written Plus, Chuck Norris and Liam Neeson vs. the Underworld releases April Y9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted May 2, 2014 Author Share Posted May 2, 2014 Well... it was my basic spiritual sequel to Thomas the Tank Engine Actually, if I have one movie series I'd love all the new readers to catch up on, it's Chuck Norris and Liam Neeson vs. Those movies show off my growth as a writer pretty well if I do say so myself, plus GIANT Spiders and Santa Claus, Ultimate Badass are two of my best five original movies I've ever written Plus, Chuck Norris and Liam Neeson vs. the Underworld releases April Y9 Where can I find them all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Chuck Norris and Liam Neeson vs. the Loch Ness Monster was a Year 3 release, and there was a movie every year from Year 3 to 7. It only really gets good around Year 6 though, but they're all worthy reads IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted May 5, 2014 Author Share Posted May 5, 2014 Would you guys like me to make top ten lists for all the previous years? Just for fun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 You don't need to strain yourself going through all previous years so quickly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted May 5, 2014 Author Share Posted May 5, 2014 You don't need to strain yourself going through all previous years so quicklyNo I'll do one year every week. Just would like to catch up a bit on the different films as this year had a bunch of sequels I didn't really know any background about. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riczhang Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 No I'll do one year every week. Just would like to catch up a bit on the different films as this year had a bunch of sequels I didn't really know any background about.I'd probably give yourself a lot more time than that. Films before regularly bit 10000+ words. (Even Narnia 1 was like 7000 and that a pure adaptation) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChD Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 (edited) No I'll do one year every week. Just would like to catch up a bit on the different films as this year had a bunch of sequels I didn't really know any background about. Yeah, as riczhang said, the movies from before are long. I remember Avarice having somewhere in the neighborhood of 20k, If I remember right. Heavy Rain had around 12k. Basically, the average length before was 7-8k Edited May 5, 2014 by ChD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted May 5, 2014 Author Share Posted May 5, 2014 I'm a fairly fast reader. It is fairly easy for me to fly through a story of a long length. I think I'll be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rorschach Posted May 5, 2014 Author Share Posted May 5, 2014 Plus since I'm not very interested in doing oscar picks, I'll need some time to kill, in school and out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
