Weeknd Official Est: Apes 2 - 73M | Friday Numbers and Saturday Numbers on Page 1

[#ED]

Well you did it wrong. Nobody said the actual delivery part is pretty. If you think it was hard for you to watch then you got off easy. The pain is real and unlike anything else in the world. You could easily turn away but I couldn't. Let that sink in, lol. Don't look at the vagina but look at the life that springs forth, lol. That is truly a miracle.

E, you're awesome.

[ecstasy]

45 days? LOL.

 

He's talking about the sex I'm sure. 6 week check up.

[miketheavenger]

This thread has seen it all by now. First food talk, then sexual things, followed by a short Pokemon intermezzo and now we're back to 90's music.

[#ED]

45 days? LOL.

I was gonna choke the GYN doctor. I think it's 40-45...I don't know. It's frustrating though.

[MrPink]

Limp Bizkit AND Metallica.

 

John Woo goes hard.

 

Rob Zombie and Godsmack too.

 

Hail Woo

[RichWS]

45 days? LOL.

Shit, I can match that WITHOUT a baby.

[AJG]

I like Battle Cry. Haters gonna hate. 

 

That, and the HTTYD2 soundtrack is all I've listened to this week.

[ecstasy]

Limp Bizkit's cover of Faith is the worst thing I've ever heard.

 

Faith what? Not George Michael I hope.

[#ED]

He's talking about the sex I'm sure. 6 week check up.

That's 6 weeks...

[CJohn]

 

 

 

 

I was once like you, then I took my woman by the hand and asked her:

 

 

 

True story, tho. 

[Walt Disney]

Limp Bizkit AND Metallica.

 

John Woo goes hard.

 

Metallica!!!

[CoolioD1]

Faith what? Not George Michael I hope.

prepare for blood in your ears.

 

[ecstasy]

 

True story, tho. 

 

Why is that one of your playground lines?

[#ED]

Tele has been my go to guy here on the forums when it comes to babies.Looks like I need more E in my life!

[MrPink]

prepare for blood in your ears.

 

 

At first glance, I thought you said a cover of Faith No More's Epic

 

This is much worse. whyyyyyyyyyy

[#ED]

prepare for blood in your ears. http://youtu.be/WJBkgoQNZ1w

Can you at least show a good song? Aka My Way.

[CJohn]

Why is that one of your playground lines?

Nope. I have better ones 

[Jack Nevada]

Tele has been my go to guy here on the forums when it comes to babies.

CJohn might also know a thing or two.

 

Okay, that was low.

[#ED]

Nope. I have better ones 

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[Dementeleus]

He's talking about the sex I'm sure. 6 week check up.

 

I was gonna choke the GYN doctor. I think it's 40-45...I don't know. It's frustrating though.

 

Yes, technically speaking. But... accept the reality. In the near future, your baby momma is gonna be tired, sleepy, and 100% attentive to Ed Jr. Her body is his for the time being. Your place on the totem pole is a bit lower.

 

Buckle up!