Fifty Shades Darker | February 10th, 2017 | First Trailer on Page 13

[Nova]

2 hours ago, GiantCALBears said:

Breaking Dawn takes the cake when it comes to an awfully written story but I'm hearing this maybe even worse. That's an achievement with ANOTHER movie on the way after.

I'm reading the reviews to this movie and I'm just laughing at how horrible they are. Like damn some of them are ruthless. 

[Sam]

Just got out from my showing.

 

It's trashy enough, and hilarious enough (both intentionally and unintentionally) for me to be entertained and enjoying myself watching it with my girls' group.

 

There were some downright hysterically terribly acted scenes, but that's just par for the course and perfect for this type of movie anyway. 

 

The biggest downside is that I expected much more from Kim Basinger's role. Oh well.

 

And just in case any of y'all wondering, I can confirm that baumer smells pretty good. He smells like sparkling vampire under the sun.  

[kowhite]

So...how was the fucking?  The first movie needed more fucking.  Admittedly I only watched the first half of that movie (I got bored).

[The Futurist]

6 minutes ago, kowhite said:

So...how was the fucking?  The first movie needed more fucking.  Admittedly I only watched the first half of that movie (I got bored).

 

Long time, no see.

 

[Arlborn]

7 minutes ago, kowhite said:

So...how was the fucking?  The first movie needed more fucking.  Admittedly I only watched the first half of that movie (I got bored).

Been a while since I've seen you around, I see you haven't lost a step though which is nice to see!

[Sam]

9 minutes ago, kowhite said:

So...how was the fucking?  The first movie needed more fucking.  Admittedly I only watched the first half of that movie (I got bored).

 

Then this might be the one for you. Cause 

 

it literally happened every other scenes or so

[John Marston]

thanks to this song, 1.3 billion people have seen clips from Fifty Shades of Grey

 

 

 

[kowhite]

3 minutes ago, Sam said:

 

Then this might be the one for you. Cause 

 

 

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it literally happened every other scenes or so

 

 

Half way to watchable I see.  The next one should just be straight up gonzo.

[robertman2]

4 minutes ago, Sam said:

 

Then this might be the one for you. Cause 

 

 

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it literally happened every other scenes or so

 

Now this movie has my attention!

[The Futurist]

Weird, I thought this one was even more prude than the first.

 

More sex ?

 

Maybe, but not by a Lot I think.

 

 

[kowhite]

3 minutes ago, robertman2 said:

Now this movie has my attention!

 

Check out pornhub.  It's what you want this movie to be, but it's free and the story is better.

[robertman2]

6 minutes ago, kowhite said:

 

Check out pornhub.  It's what you want this movie to be, but it's free and the story is better.

Can't watch pornhub in theaters

[Sam]

11 minutes ago, The Futurist said:

Weird, I thought this one was even more prude than the first.

 

More sex ?

 

Maybe, but not by a Lot I think.

 

 

 

There were a lot more. I didn't rewatch the first one before this, but I trust my girlfriends who did. And they all said it's a lot more of both sexy times and romance. 

[kowhite]

5 minutes ago, robertman2 said:

Can't watch pornhub in theaters

 

Cant fap in theaters either.  Well, legally.

[robertman2]

1 minute ago, kowhite said:

 

Cant fap in theaters either.  Well, legally.

If CJohn can do it so can I

[GiantCALBears]

25 minutes ago, John Marston said:

thanks to this song, 1.3 billion people have seen clips from Fifty Shades of Grey

 

 

 

The song is a million times better than the movie, who would've seen that one coming?

[GiantCALBears]

6 minutes ago, robertman2 said:

If CJohn can do it so can I

I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT.

[kowhite]

6 minutes ago, robertman2 said:

If CJohn can do it so can I

 

You put the Johnson in Dakota Johnson.

 

Actually...that sounds fun...

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[robertman2]

2 minutes ago, kowhite said:

 

You put the Johnson in Dakota Johnson.

 

Actually...that sounds fun...

It really does

[robertman2]

3 minutes ago, GiantCALBears said:

I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT.

Lol okay there Trump