Five Nights at Freddy's | October 27, 2023 | In Theaters and Peacock simultaneously

[CaptainJackSparrow]

"@comingsoonnet: .@WBpictures picks up Five Nights at Freddy's for feature adaptation http://t.co/I1HwqmJ4II http://t.co/jrN2IBGjGq"

[Jandrew]

Already called this. Shouldn't be a surprise to anyone.

[Neo]

Already called this. Shouldn't be a surprise to anyone.

As in a thread?

[CaptainJackSparrow]

If there's already a thread Jandrew, start that one up again.

[Jandrew]

No just saying I knew the game would be made into a movie before 2016. Threads yours, Tarzan.

[DAJK]

Yea, no way. If I can't play the game, then I can't watch the movie.

[Alpha]

I'm guessing this'll be R-rated.

 

Well that's too bad, now none of the 12 year-old fanbase can see it.

 

And I'll only see this if it's some clever dark horror comedy that's both hilarious, terrifying and bleak. Seeing how the game is none of those things, I'm not expecting anything remarkable.

Edited April 12, 2015 by Alpha

[Ethan Hunt]

I'm guessing this'll be R-rated.

Well that's too bad, now none of the 12 year-old fanbase can see it.

Absolutely no way it's rated R

[Alpha]

Absolutely no way it's rated R

 

I'm pretty sure mutilated bodies stuffed into machinery is going to push this over the edge.

[DAR]

What is this?

[Ethan Hunt]

What is this?

A stupid game that scares the shit out if teenagers all over America

[Sir Tiki]

What is this?

 

Video game about a haunted Chuck E. Cheese-style restaurant where you have to last five nights as a security guard without getting killed by the robot characters.

 

Never played it, but that's what I've gathered.

Edited April 12, 2015 by Sir Tiki

[Ethan Hunt]

I'm pretty sure mutilated bodies stuffed into machinery is going to push this over the edge.

They'll soften it up.

[Alpha]

They'll soften it up.

 

Well yeah, duh. After all, this is their target demographic.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1c1Qs2mmn4

[DAR]

Video game about a haunted Chuck E. Cheese-style restaurant where you have to last five nights as a security guard without getting killed by the robot characters.

 

Never played it, but that's what I've gathered.

So it's basically Westworld inside Chuck E Cheese. Or the episode of the Simpsons where they went to Itchy and Scratchy Land.

[James]

 

[Alpha]

So it's basically Westworld inside Chuck E Cheese. Or the episode of the Simpsons where they went to Itchy and Scratchy Land.

 

Yeah, except littered with poor jumpscares and robofurries.

 

In fact, I'm pretty sure the only reason this game became popular was because it had anthropomorphic animal animatronics. The internet eats that shit up.

[DAJK]

A stupid game that scares the shit out if teenagers all over America

And Canada. I know one Canadian teenager who is terrified of that game.

 

And yea there's no way this is R. They'll PG-13 it; if Ouija could be G-13 then so can this.

[Alpha]

And Canada. I know one Canadian teenager who is terrified of that game.

 

It's pretty much a fanbase of pre-teens (10-12), mainly because YouTubers like Markiplier and PewDiePie played it to death.

[BourneFan #1]

I think this could make a decent amount of money but they need to hurry considering the final game is already out. I don't want this turning into Angry Birds.