DeeCee Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 Owen will be mortally wounded and Blue will receive the medal of honor by dragging him back to safety while under heavy fire. The beginning of a forbidden romance. American Sniper 2:American Raptor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Nevada Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 There's also the forcefeeding cartoon community where Sonic, Wario etc. are all ridiculously fat and sometimes in diapers too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJohn Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 someone should turn that face BDH is making in the thumbnail into a forum smiley shortcut - :bpos: Someone call Mr Pink. Quick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJohn Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 There's also the forcefeeding cartoon community where Sonic, Wario etc. are all ridiculously fat and sometimes in diapers too. Internet is a weird place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeCee Posted June 28, 2015 Share Posted June 28, 2015 This shit is getting to weird. Can we go back to talking about the simple things? Like dinosaur poop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Nevada Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 This shit is getting to weird. Can we go back to talking about the simple things? Like dinosaur poop. Poop.. is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewy Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Nothing is worse than Loki giving birth and Thor by his side... ddddeeee dug up some fantastic C3PO/R2D2 porn from tumblr one time The Star Wars weekend threads are gonna be fun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TServo2049 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Internet is a weird place Oh you have no idea. There are at least 10 other awful fetishes I can think of, that I wish I didn't know about, and will not bring up here because I'd prefer you not know about them either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolioD1 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Poop.. is good. Pooping is good when it slides right through and doesn't leave a mess and there's nothing there for you to wipe. I get the same feeling like when there's that an extra hour on daylight savings like "there's so much time to do other stuff!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeCee Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 It's like OITNB when Piper's brother new way to much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJohn Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 ddddeeee dug up some fantastic C3PO/R2D2 porn from tumblr one time The Star Wars weekend threads are gonna be fun How do you guys find these things?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeCee Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Oh you have no idea. There are at least 10 other awful fetishes I can think of, that I wish I didn't know about, and will not bring up here because I'd prefer you not know about them either. And also that we'd know that you know about them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJohn Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Pooping is good when it slides right through and doesn't leave a mess and there's nothing there for you to wipe. I get the same feeling like when there's that an extra hour on daylight savings like "there's so much time to do other stuff!" Yeah, I think it is my time to leave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolioD1 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Yeah, I think it is my time to leave In Scotland it's called a "ghostie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Nevada Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Diarrhea is super funny, like sometimes I just think of a funny shitting sound effect and crack up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementeleus Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Oh you have no idea. There are at least 10 other awful fetishes I can think of, that I wish I didn't know about, and will not bring up here because I'd prefer you not know about them either. Rule 34. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grim22 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Diarrhea is super funny, like sometimes I just think of a funny shitting sound effect and crack up It's been done 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Nevada Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 It's been done That a GOAT 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeCee Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Teaser- Teflon Shit Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't even feel it. No trace of shit on the paper. You have to look in the toilet to make sure you did something. The Shit List Ghost Shit You know you've done a shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but none in the toilet. Teflon Shit Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't even feel it. No trace of shit on the paper. You have to look in the toilet to make sure you did something. Glue Shit This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your arse 12 times and it's still not clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your jocks so that you don't stain them. This kind of shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet. Second Thought Shit You're all done wiping, and you're about to stand up when you realise....you've got more. Pop A Vein In Your Head Shit The kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn't come out till you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard. Weight Watchers Shit You shit so much, you lose several kilos. Right Now Shit You had better be within 30 seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber getting to the toilet. Usually it has its head out before you can get your pants down. King Kong Shit (or Choker) This one is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A wire coat hanger works well. This kind of shit usually occurs at someone else's house. Cork Shit (or Floater) Even after the third flush it's still floating in the bowl. Wet Cheek Shit (or Splashdown) This shit hits the water sideways and makes a big splash that gets you all wet. Wish Shit You sit there all cramped up in the foetal position and fart a few times, but no shit in sight. Sometimes called a political shit, since there's a lot of hot air and no result. Brick Shit You wish you had a spinal anaesthetic before you attempted this one. Snake Shit This shit is fairly soft, about as thick as your thumb and at least a metre long. Beer and Pizza Shit This happens the day after the night before. Most of the time your shit doesn't smell so bad but this one is BAD... and usually this one happens at someone else's house, with someone waiting outside to come in next. Ring of Fire Shit (or Screamer) The one that happens after you've eaten seriously hot, spicy food. You will know it's safe to eat again when your arse stops burning. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kvikk Lunsj Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Dumb and Dumber is one of the worst comedies ever made/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
