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[Dementeleus]

2 minutes ago, Chewy said:

 

 

 

 

[Webslinger]

I'm wicked tired and totally ready to call it a night, but I stayed up just to see Drunk Tele come out and play. And he didn't disappoint. 

[MrPink]

Just now, Telemachos said:

 

 

 

I know what I'm doing on my next date...

[Dementeleus]

Just now, MrPink said:

 

I know what I'm doing on my next date...

 

Clapping?

[MrPink]

1 minute ago, Webslinger said:

I'm wicked tired and totally ready to call it a night, but I stayed up just to see Drunk Tele come out and play. And he didn't disappoint. 

 

THIS IS WHAT HE WANTS YOU TO THINK. THIS IS ALL PART OF HIS MASTER PLAN BEFORE HE BANS EVERYONE

[Fancyarcher]

21 minutes ago, cannastop said:

Totally possible, btw.

 

Given the amount of hilarious washed-up actors biographies on that site, it wouldn't surprise me.

[DAR]

37 minutes ago, filmlover said:

Correction: Matthew Modine has never been good in ANY movie. Why Hollywood tried to make him happen once upon a time, I'll never understand.

Full Metal Jacket 

[filmlover]

Just now, Webslinger said:

I'm wicked tired and totally ready to call it a night, but I stayed up just to see Drunk Tele come out and play. And he didn't disappoint. 

I next expect Tele to dye his hair super blond like Brad Pitt did after he split from Jennifer Aniston. There was no way he wasn't going through a midlife crisis at that time.

[Dementeleus]

2 minutes ago, filmlover said:

Tele's midlife crisis has begun.

 

This means i'm going all benjamin button on yo ass.

[MrPink]

Just now, Telemachos said:

 

Clapping?

 

Catch some Pokemans.

 

Get left behind.

 

Leave the FassBeast dormant.

 

[Dementeleus]

2 minutes ago, MrPink said:

 

Catch some Pokemans.

 

Get left behind.

 

Leave the FassBeast dormant.

 

 

Quoth the raven "NEVERMORE, BITCH"

[Fancyarcher]

8 minutes ago, filmlover said:

Tele's midlife crisis has begun.

 

Begun? It's has been happening for centuries already.

[filmlover]

Just now, Daniel Dylan Davis said:

 

Begun? It's has been happening for centuries already.

Millenniums, actually. 

[grim22]

Tele right now

 

[MrPink]

1 minute ago, Daniel Dylan Davis said:

 

Begun? It's has been happening for centuries already.

 

Would it be accurate to call it 'midlife' if he's immortal? It's just some old crisis

[Ezen Baklattan]

I'm surprised Tele hasn't busted out the rant generator yet, however.

[Dementeleus]

Doing ma research for the epic rant post and Universal spent 40m on LEGAL EAGLES. And it was probably worth it. BOOOM. Grownup.s

[That One Girl]

1 minute ago, filmlover said:

Millenniums, actually. 

 

Since the Jurassic period

[Jack Nevada]

Tele was already having his midlife crisis when the first lizard crawled out of the primordial soup.

[That One Girl]

Just now, Telemachos said:

Doing ma research for the epic rant post and Universal spent 40m on LEGAL EAGLES. And it was probably worth it. BOOOM. Grownup.s

 

^this man is a father^