SUICIDE SQUAD WEEKEND THREAD | New REVISED SUNDAY NUMBER 134m FROM GURU ON PG 212 | 267.1M WW OW | Nine Lives 6.5 OW |No Spoilers Allowed!!! | ACCOUNT SALES THIS WEEKEND - see first post for details !!

[Jack Nevada]

1 minute ago, Baumer said:

 

Yes, you need some drunk angry sex first with someone you have known on the forums for about 5 years.....Canadian preferably, about 20 years older than you...over wine and Italian food......can you think of anyone who might fit this description?  

Oh noooooooo

[Ethan Hunt]

When Keli is 30 I'll be 22

 

That works I suppose

[GiantCALBears]

20 minutes ago, Jack Nevada said:

So Blank is drunk as hell on a Friday night... and going to see Suicide Squad. While posting on a box office site. 

 

 

Damn this is some serious ownage.

[Jack Nevada]

 

[moviesRus]

Gitesh Pandya‏@GiteshPandya

#SuicideSquad still on track to reach $60M area for opening day FRI incl THU night. SAT & SUN will drop, wknd may hit $140M range.

[Water Bottle]

Great, instead of numbers, you guys are all having existential crises.

 

Just sit your asses down. You guys are fine. plus I have you all beat anyways.

[Dementeleus]

1 minute ago, Ethan Hunt said:

When Keli is 30 I'll be 22

 

That works I suppose

 

You can be her lulu-bell. She can be your sugar mama.

[Michael Gary Scott]

This is the type of thread that made me love coming on the forums not the horrible comic book ones that have mostly kept me away from this place 

[K1stpierre]

Just now, Jack Nevada said:

 

 

I remember this way back when I was in high school. Great tune.

[Dementeleus]

3 minutes ago, K1stpierre said:

 

 Well, unless my cat can somehow pregnate me then I think I'm safe.

 

Here's the sequel to 9 LIVES we were all looking for. 

[Jack Nevada]

Just now, Water Bottle said:

Great, instead of numbers, you guys are all having existential crises.

 

Just sit your asses down. You guys are fine. plus I have you all beat anyways.

Yes, exactly.

 

Now let's get to our sexual frustrations.

[GiantCALBears]

6 minutes ago, K1stpierre said:

I don't plan on having kids until I'm at least 30, so I got plenty of time........for now.

 

Not that these stats ever really matter because it's all a personal thing but our generation is holding off more on marriage/kids.

[K1stpierre]

2 minutes ago, Water Bottle said:

Great, instead of numbers, you guys are all having existential crises.

 

Just sit your asses down. You guys are fine. plus I have you all beat anyways.

 

Oh? How so? Do tell......  

[Jack Nevada]

1 minute ago, K1stpierre said:

 

I remember this way back when I was in high school. Great tune.

It's a masterpiece. I feel like I hear something different every time. 

 

Plus it's about horniness and fucking and that's good too. 

[Jack Nevada]

2 minutes ago, Tele the Jet Baller said:

 

Here's the sequel to 9 LIVES we were all looking for. 

Directed by David Cronenberg

[MrPink]

2 minutes ago, Jack Nevada said:

Yes, exactly.

 

Now let's get to our sexual frustrations.

 

We all just need sexual healing.

[Water Bottle]

Just now, K1stpierre said:

 

Oh? How so? Do tell......  

 

you have a job. there your life is going better than mine. bam.

[GiantCALBears]

5 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said:

When Keli is 30 I'll be 22

 

That works I suppose

 

shot down bro, zero likes  

[Jayhawk the Hutt]

24 minutes ago, Tele the Jet Baller said:

 

I think the first girl I kissed ended up being a lesbian. No joke. 

 

 

A little late responding but...

 

I lost my virginity to a girl who ended up being a lesbian. So yeah.

 

I may be a little drunk right now 

[Jack Nevada]

5 minutes ago, Michael Gary Scott said:

This is the type of thread that made me love coming on the forums not the horrible comic book ones that have mostly kept me away from this place 

This whole thread has been classic BOT. It's *kisses fingers like a chef*