How to Talk to Girls at Parties | A24 | 2018 | Trash Reviews

[WrathOfHan]

Footage at this link: http://comicbook.com/movies/2017/05/19/how-to-talk-to-girls-at-parties-teasers-neil-gaiman/

 

Edited April 4, 2018 by WrathOfHan

[Plain Old Tele]

Someone made a guide for @WrathOfHan and @DAJK?

[WrathOfHan]

3 minutes ago, Tele Came Back said:

Someone made a guide for @WrathOfHan and @DAJK?

This story was one of my assignments in literature a few months ago. Yeaaaaaaaaah, there's a lot of symbolism for me in it  

[franfar]

Is @Ethan Hunt directing this

[Plain Old Tele]

Just now, franfar said:

Is @Ethan Hunt directing this

 

If Ethan was directing: "How to Text Exs and Touch Their Butts With Their Moms"

 

If @ACSlater was directing: "How to Talk to Lesbian Stewardesses and Then Bang Them"

 

If @DAJK was directing: "How To Agonize Over Correct Time To Wait Between Texts"

 

If @MrPink was directing: "Waifu Dreams"

 

If @4815162342 was directing: "Seducing Temerian Wenches"

[CoolioD1]

And if I were directing it would be called How To Use Incognito Mode.

[WrathOfHan]

2 minutes ago, Tele Came Back said:

 

If Ethan was directing: "How to Text Exs and Touch Their Butts With Their Moms"

 

If @ACSlater was directing: "How to Talk to Lesbian Stewardesses and Then Bang Them"

 

If @DAJK was directing: "How To Agonize Over Correct Time To Wait Between Texts"

 

If @MrPink was directing: "Waifu Dreams"

 

If @4815162342 was directing: "Seducing Temerian Wenches"

At least I get to keep the title of the film  

 

Spoiler

I don't go to parties though  

 

[DAJK]

This is gonna be the most helpful shit since Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

 

But y'all underestimate how good I am at TALKING to girls  its just... anything beyond that I can't bring myself to (or texting, I'm shit at that too)

[Eric Atreides]

 

[Plain Old Tele]

5 minutes ago, DAJK said:

This is gonna be the most helpful shit since Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

 

But y'all underestimate how good I am at TALKING to girls  its just... anything beyond that I can't bring myself to (or texting, I'm shit at that too)

 

"How to Stick Your Penis In Girls (Without Them Complaining)"

[DAJK]

4 minutes ago, Tele Came Back said:

 

"How to Stick Your Penis In Girls (Without Them Complaining)"

[Hades]

Man, Hollywood are kinda fond of Elle Fanning at the moment aren't they? 

[YM!]

27 minutes ago, Tele Came Back said:

 

If Ethan was directing: "How to Text Exs and Touch Their Butts With Their Moms"

 

If @ACSlater was directing: "How to Talk to Lesbian Stewardesses and Then Bang Them"

 

If @DAJK was directing: "How To Agonize Over Correct Time To Wait Between Texts"

 

If @MrPink was directing: "Waifu Dreams"

 

If @4815162342 was directing: "Seducing Temerian Wenches"

Can I direct: "Shipping Mania"?

[Plain Old Tele]

1 minute ago, YourMother said:

Can I direct: "Shipping Mania"?

 

No, but you can do "How to Create Dubiously Valid Clubs"

 

[YM!]

Just now, Tele Came Back said:

 

No, but you can do "How to Create Dubiously Valid Clubs"

 

Only if @That One Valerian directs "I'm a Living Curse".

[That One Girl]

Early contender for best thread of the year already.

[YM!]

7 minutes ago, Tele Came Back said:

 

No, but you can do "How to Create Dubiously Valid Clubs"

 

 

Can we rename it "YourMother and his creations of a Thousand Clubs"?

[Ethan Hunt]

I look forward to this a lot based on the title alone

[4815162342]

47 minutes ago, Tele Came Back said:

 

 

 

If @4815162342 was directing: "Seducing Temerian Wenches"

 

That's easy. Just press the "Start" button and things take care of themselves. 

[MrPink]

Just now, 4815162342 said:

 

That's easy. Just press the "Start" button and things take care of themselves. 

 

With fantastic typography.