Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure (August 22, 2012) (breakout of 2012? :P)

[Jack Nevada]

If you think about it, the Oogieloves are ridiculous. The whole plot of the movie is for them to throw a birthday party for a pillow. Yes. They're throwing a party for A. FREAKING. PILLOW.

We have reached a new low in what can be considered cinema

[baumer]

I genuinely wanted this to do well. I always love the meltdowns, like when Smurfs or Chipmunks open.

But I've heard of them. Who the fuck are the oogieloves?

[baumer]

If you think about it, the Oogieloves are ridiculous. The whole plot of the movie is for them to throw a birthday party for a pillow. Yes. They're throwing a party for A. FREAKING. PILLOW.

See, this is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

[Jack Nevada]

I just read that the whole concept of Oogiefucks is created by the same jackass who invented the goddamn Teletubbies. Makes sense

[theultimatebiu]

If you think about it, the Oogieloves are ridiculous. The whole plot of the movie is for them to throw a birthday party for a pillow. Yes. They're throwing a party for A. FREAKING. PILLOW.

Pillows are the silent heroes of the night

[theultimatebiu]

See, this is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

You do usually need a pillow to bite on for that

[Gopher]

Apparently the defining trait for the purple Oogilove is that his pants fall down a lot and the other Oogiloves slap their foreheads.And when his pants fall down you're supposed to go "Goofy Toofie Pick up Your Pants."

Edited August 30, 2012 by Gopher

[theultimatebiu]

Apparently the defining trait for the purple Oogilove is that his pants fall down a lot and the other Oogiloves slap their foreheads.

And when his pants fall down you're supposed to go "Goofy Toofie Pick up Your Pants."

You watched it didnt you?

You can say....I wont judge you

[Jack Nevada]

And when his pants fall down you're supposed to go "Goofy Toofie Pick up Your Pants."

Thats fucking retarded, even for kids to do.

[Hiccup]

I really want to get wasted and go see this. But is it really worth the 10 dollars??

[Jack Nevada]

I really want to get wasted and go see this. But is it really worth the 10 dollars??

This anus-sauce isn't worth -150 dollars

[Kvikk Lunsj]

I really want to get wasted and go see this. But is it really worth the 10 dollars??

There are ways of watching it with out paying for it.

[Kvikk Lunsj]

Only reference I have: 12:30 TDKR did about 20 people today. 11:15 and 1:30 Oogiloves did about 0 people each.

How did you know this?

[CJohn]

So this had a 60k OD? Fantastic

[doublejack]

But I've heard of them. Who the fuck are the oogieloves?

The idea was to make a movie and then launch a TV series. I'm going to take a risk and say the tv show won't happen now

[Gopher]

You watched it didnt you?

Read A.O Scott's review.

http://movies.nytime...nture.html?_r=0

Dear Mr. Scot,

Here is my critic of Oogieloves the Bloon Venture. Thanks for the dollar. I hope you liked your jintonic. They had milkshakes at the screaning.

I went with Hallie and her little brother Theo and ther dad. There’s 3 Oogieloves. The girl is Zoozie. The smart one is Goobie and the one with pants that fall down is Toofie. When his pants fall down your sposed to go “Goofy Toofie Pick up Your Pants.” It happins 4 times. When the butterflies come on the screen your sposed to stand up and sing the song, then sit down when the turtles come, but a lot of kids dint sit down and the grown-ups dint stand up because they were texting. Hallie’s dad texted Shoot Me Now and that was silly because why would you text someone to shoot you. There is no shooting in this movie.

Oogieloves are like Barney or Teletubbies. They are ugly but nice. They live in Lovelyloveville in a house with a talking window made out of a real womn’s face and a red vacum cleanr. Its name is J. Edgar. Hallie’s Dad said that was a joke for grownups. The window might be its girlfrend. They have a pillow named Schluufy and they got bloons for his birthday but they blew away. So Toofie and Zoozie and Goobie go find the bloons and meet real-life grown-ups who sing crazy songs. That’s the bloon venture in the movies name. One is a cowboy. Another is friends with a cow. A lady speaks Spanish and another lady sneezes.

Nobody is mean in this movie. They talk very loud. Theres parts where you dance or say cheers and rimes which made it noisy in the theter. Hallie’s dad said it was Rocky Horror for toddlers whatever that is. Me and Hallie are 7 and we thought it was for babies. Theo is 3 and a half. Dont you dare call him 3. He ran in circels and fell asleep. At the end the Oogieloves get all the bloons and the bloons grow faces. That was kind of a scary part evn tho the bloons were nice.

You have kind of a dumb job. Hallie’s dad is a lawyer.

Your friend,

Stella

[DAR]

I say we make this a challenger to the John Carter thread.

[DAR]

I think this will find an audience with people. People who like to get high. Like really high. Like really really high. Like fucking baked out of their gord high.

[doublejack]

I think this will find an audience with people. People who like to get high. Like really high. Like really really high. Like fucking baked out of their gord high.

So... this could be the new Rocky Horror Picture Show. It does have audience participation, so I can see it.

[AngryElf]

Don't know if this has been mentioned already but this has the exact same theater count as Delgo.