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@AN9815 @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @NannerManCan @Reddroast @YM! @ZeeSoh
TRIBAL COUNCIL #7
SLAM!: Welcome to tribal council! We're fast-forwarding past the voting phase this time 😅
SLAM!: Does anyone have any advantages they would like to play? Now's the time!
YM: (looks around)
Reddroast: (bites nails)
The Dark Alfred: ...
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The Dark Alfred: Sorry my dude, but tonight, the Hunt's gotta bear the brunt!
Ethan Hunt: I see how it is...
ZeeSoh: If I may!
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ZeeSoh: I got a hunch that vote was you, Ethan! I gotta get you out of here, especially after what happened to Cap!
Ethan Hunt: Now I know where the challenge beast stands...
Reddroast: SLAM?
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Reddroast: I don't feel safe tonight. I'm playing two cactus icees against Ethan Hunt.
Ethan Hunt: (laughs to himself)
Fancyarcher: It's now or never!
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Fancyarcher: Here's three more where that came from!
SLAM!: Wow! That's a whopping 21% decrease against Ethan Hunt!
AN9815: I wanna change the subject to something more...
SpoilerAN9815: Corny!
SLAM!: AN9815 has doubled his vote with a popcorn bucket!
Ethan Hunt: On the subject of corn...
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Fancyarcher: Wait. What?
Ethan Hunt: That's right. It's a Refillable Popcorn Bucket.
SLAM!: Ethan Hunt won this by opening Mystery Barrel #6! Don't panic, he only gets one more refill.
Reddroast: (shudders)
SpoilerReddroast: I'm worried that I might be going home. I have to play this tonight.
SLAM!: Reddroast found a Water Bottle in Mystery Barrel #2. The Water Bottle is this season's equivalent of the Immunity Idol.
SLAM!: All right. So after all that advantage craziness, let's see who won Tuesday Immunity! The winner...
Spoilerwould have been YM! (with a score I won't reveal...)
What happened is, YM! typed 920k for Armageddon Time. It makes more sense in my head if YM! meant to type 92k instead of 920k. However, if I manually change it to 92k, YM! wins. I'm not sure how I feel about a corrected prediction leading to an immunity win, so I decided to give the "immunity win" to the 2nd placer, since they didn't mistype their predictions. From now on, please don't mistype your predictions, or at least correct it before the tribal council... A mistyped prediction could lead to your doom next time!
Anyway, Tuesday immunity is going to...
SpoilerAN9815 with 76.39%!
AN9815: Boom-shakalaka!
SLAM!: Time to reveal the votes. First vote:
SpoilerReddroast(does not count)Second vote:
SpoilerReddroast(does not count)Third vote:
SpoilerReddroast(does not count)Fourth vote:
SpoilerEthan Hunt
Fifth vote:
SpoilerEthan Hunt
Sixth vote:
SpoilerEthan Hunt
Seventh vote:
SpoilerThe Dark Alfred
Eighth vote:
SpoilerThe Dark Alfred
Ninth vote:
SpoilerThe Dark Alfred
The player voted out of Survivor: Pandora...
SpoilerSpoilerSpoilerTHE DARK ALFRED
(Everyone gasps.)
The Dark Alfred: Maaaaaaan!
Ethan Hunt: You can't kill me that easily. You see, the 'hunt' means... I'm the predator. Not the prey.
SLAM!: Alfred, please bring me your torch.
(The Dark Alfred brings the torch to SLAM!.)
SLAM!: Alfred? The tribe has spoken! (snuff)
The Dark Alfred: Bye you guys!
The Dark Alfred is about to take off. Then—
Intercom: All players to the airfield. All players to the airfield.
SLAM!: Oh yeah, I forgot, we need to do the Revolving Door twist.
The Dark Alfred: Can we air my goodbye confessional anyway?
SLAM!: Might as well.
The Dark Alfred: Boo-yah!
Confessional - The Dark Alfred: Looks like I might be going home, muchachos! But hey—SLAM! never found my secret stash! Heh heh heh...
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@AN9815 @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @NannerManCan @Reddroast @YM! @ZeeSoh
A newfound obsession with my college thesis project has caused a delay in the posting of tonight's tribal council. Please expect it to be posted within the next two hours.
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Thank you for #1, #4, #10, #11, #19, #20, #21, and #24!
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@AN9815 @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @NannerManCan @Reddroast @YM! @ZeeSoh
There's still a smidgen of time to get those Tuesday predictions in if you still want to! And the vote, of course, is due by 7 PM EST. I want to roll an announcement into this reminder. It's a minor announcement so I don't feel any need to do an "after the tribal" announcement for this.
As you may know, players have been granted coins and advantages from eliminated players throughout the season. This is what production has dubbed the
THANKSGIVING COMES EARLY TWIST
Players were given the option to pick which players they wanted to give coins and items to, or they could send them at random.
We have reached a pivotal juncture in this game. As a result, the Thanksgiving Comes Early twist is closed. With the exception of tonight's Revolving Door event, eliminated players will no longer give coins and items to players still in the game. After this week, anything in their pocket goes out of the game with them.
Good luck tonight!
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The Full List of EFA 2022 Nominations:
European Film
Alcarràs (Sp-It)
Director Carla Simón, producers María Zamora, Stefan Schmitz, Tono Folguera & Giovanni Pompili
Close (Bel-Fr-Neth)
Director Lukas Dhont, producers Michiel Dhont, Dirk Impens, Michel Saint-Jean, Laurette Schillings, Arnold Heslenfeld, Frans van Gestel & Jacques-Henri Bronckart
Corsage (Austria-Lux-Ger-France)
Director Marie Kreutzer, producers Alexander Glehr, Johanna Scherz, Bernard Michaux, Jonas Dornbach, Janine Jackowski, Maren Ade & Jean-Christophe Reymond
Holy Spider (Den-Ger-Swe-Fr)
Director by Ali Abbasi, producers Sol Bondy & Jacob Jarek
Triangle Of Sadness (Swe-Ger-Fr-UK)
Directed by Ruben Östlund, producers Erik Hemmendorff & Philippe Bober
European Documentary
A House Made Of Splinters (Den-Swe-Fin-Ukr)
Director Simon Lereng Wilmont
Girl Gang (Switz)
Director Susanne Regina Meures (Switzerland)
Mariupolis 2 (Lithuania-Fr-Ger)
Director Mantas Kvedaravičius
The Balcony Movie (Pol)
Director Paweł Łoziński
The March On Rome (It)
Director Mark Cousins
European Director
Lukas Dhont for Close
Marie Kreutzer for Corsage
Jerzy Skolimowski for EO
Ali Abbasi for Holy Spider
Alice Diop for Saint Omer
Ruben Östlund for Triangle Of Sadness
European Actress
Vicky Krieps in Corsage
Zar Amir Ebrahimi in Holy Spider
Léa Seydoux in One Fine Morning
Penélope Cruz in Parallel Mothers
Meltem Kaptan in Rabiye Kurnaz Vs. George W. Bush
European Actor
Paul Mescal in Aftersun
Eden Dambrine in Close
Elliott Crosset Hove in Godland
Pierfrancesco Favino in Nostalgia
Zlatko Burić in Triangle Of Sadness
European Screenwriter
Carla Simón & Arnau Vilaró for Alcarràs
Kenneth Branagh for Belfast
Lukas Dhont & Angelo Tijssens for Close
Ali Abbasi & Afshin Kamran Bahrami for Holy Spider
Ruben Östlund for Triangle Of Sadness
European Discovery – Prix FIPRESCI
107 Mothers (Slovakia-Czech Rep-Ukr)
Director Peter Kerekes
Love According To Dalva (Bel-Fr)
Director Emmanuelle Nicot
Other People (Pol-Fr)
Director Aleksandra Terpińska
Pamfir (Ukr-Fr-Pol-Ger-Chile)
Director Dmytro Sukholytkyy-Sobchuk
Small Body (It-Slovenia-Fr)
Director Laura Samani
Sonne
Director Kurdwin Ayub
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@AN9815 @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @NannerManCan @Reddroast @YM! @ZeeSoh
Hello everyone!
I would like to make a slight adjustment to the new Mean Mojo Monty challenge.
Instead of NannerManCan picking the film by early Monday, I want him to pick the film by the Thursday deadline instead.
I was wanting Mean Mojo Monty to feel like a “midboss” of sorts but I think picking the film by early Monday would make for a broken, unbeatable situation. With Thursday as the deadline, it would probably be a fairer twist!
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@AN9815 @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @NannerManCan @Reddroast @YM! @ZeeSoh
*We begin our episode in the barracks. ZeeSoh pulls YM! aside.*
ZeeSoh: So apparently, NannerManCan put every item and their mother’s item on Cap…
YM!: Yep, you are precisely correct.
ZeeSoh: We should’ve known better than to underestimate him.
YM!: Right. He’s a whiz with a forklift, after all. He was a threat hidden in plain sight.
ZeeSoh: There he is… Let’s confront him together.
ZeeSoh and YM! walk up to NannerManCan.
ZeeSoh: You’re in the soup now, NannerManCan!
NannerManCan: There is no NannerManCan. There is only Mean Mojo Monty.
YM!: …Mean Mojo What Now?
NannerManCan: Mean Mojo Monty. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to try that Blue Raspberry Icee that everyone’s talking about.
NannerManCan walks past them, leaving them speechless.
ZeeSoh: He’s clearly tried that Icee before! Sometimes I’m gullible, but not this time!
YM!: You’ve got a point… But I don’t think NannerManCan’s the type to play pranks on us.
Confessional – NannerManCan: How grateful I am to experience the world of humans and Na’vi Avatars! I’ll stay in the body for as long as this body’s host allows it! (His left arm grabs his head, and his right arm holds the left arm down. His eye twitches.)
NannerManCan walks up to The Dark Alfred.
NannerManCan: Hello, fellow ghost! My name is Mean Mojo Monty. Who might you be?
The Dark Alfred: Uh… “The Dark Alfred.”
NannerManCan: I must compliment your ghastly scent! I would describe such a scent as… “grassy,” or “earthy,” or likewise! Keep it up, kind sir!
NannerManCan walks away as Alfred stares in shock with his mouth hanging open.
Meanwhile, DAJK and Reddroast talk to each other.
Reddroast: Thank you for helping us vote out Gokai Red. I know he was on your Weeping Willows tribe and all, so it probably wasn’t easy.
DAJK: I didn’t mind at all… (winks to camera)
Reddroast: I think you and I could help each other in the long run. What do you say we target other duos?
DAJK: Wait… Who said we were a duo?
Reddroast: Beats me. But regardless, if we target duos, then one player goes and the other stays, right? It can help us conquer a numbers game such as Survivor!
DAJK turns and fixates on Fancyarcher and AN9815, who are busy playing Dance Dance Revolution together.
Fancyarcher: Left, left, front, left, back, right, hold… Perfect score!
AN9815: Dance Dance Revolution is a million times better when you’re playing with your best friend!
DAJK turns to Reddroast and grins.
DAJK: I think I see what you mean…
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We cut to a pirate ship, where each player stands on their own wooden plank.
SLAM!: Welcome to the challenge, folks! Due to budget constraints, we have repurposed Gokai Red’s pirate ship for this challenge!
YM!: But… The explosion…
SLAM!: Explosion ’smosion! Our team was able to fix it up in no time!
YM!: …
SLAM!: Now. Your challenge is to be the last one standing on your wooden plank. Who’s ready to play “Last One Standing”?!
AN9815: Wait. Where’s Ethan Hunt?
Cut to Ethan Hunt, who’s standing at a pirate’s food stand and munching on a bag of hushpuppies.
Ethan Hunt: Yo Ho Hushpuppies. (munch)
SLAM!: Looks like Ethan Hunt has elected to eat hushpuppies, an admittedly sumptuous seafood side-dish, instead of playing the weekend challenge. This means that he’s taking one strike against him, and the next time he doesn’t play a weekend challenge, he will be instantly eliminated from the game!
Ethan Hunt: (munch munch)
The challenge begins.
SLAM!: On your marks. Get set. GO!
The players stand intensely on their planks.
Fade to Ten Minutes Later…
Fancyarcher: This is easy! All we have to do is stand here!
YM!: You say that now, but in pretty soon, your legs will cramp up.
NannerManCan: By the by, I do like these legs, very much so…
ZeeSoh: Don’t lock your knees, folks!
AN9815: Aah! (unlocks his knees)
Fade to Thirty Minutes Later…
Reddroast: Is it just me, or is getting hotter?
The Dark Alfred: Now everyone else understands what it means to get baked!
Fancyarcher: This is harder than I thought! 🥵
DAJK: (sweat drips from his head)
ZeeSoh: I need to cool off… (ZeeSoh drinks two blue raspberry icees.)
DAJK: (stares daggers at ZeeSoh)
Confessional – DAJK: ZeeSoh may not have Cap by his side anymore, but he is a strong player in his own right. I should keep an eye on him… And maybe plot his demise as well. (smiles)
Fade to One Hour Later…
Intern: Uh… Nobody’s budging, SLAM!
SLAM!: Then we’ll have to improvise.
(SLAM! pulls out a megaphone.)
SLAM!: Attention all survivors! Because you all are clearly holding on for dear life, I’d like to introduce a special guest! Anyone who jumps off their plank will have a chance to get this Grammy winning recording artist’s autograph! To tempt you into losing the challenge…
SpoilerWe’re bringing out Rihanna!
AN9815: Ooh! She’s my favorite singer! Today I played “Umbrella” on Dance Dance Revolution!
DAJK: DAJK, I want you to stay, but…
The Dark Alfred: I love her tunes, man!
Fancyarcher: How’d they bring her to Pandora?!
NannerManCan: I simply must meet this Rihanna!
Reddroast: Talk about a diamond in the sky!
YM!: This challenge was fun while it lasted!
Everyone but ZeeSoh jumps off their planks, swims to Rihanna, and claims their autographs.
SLAM!: This means that…
ZeeSoh wins immunity with 83.42%!
ZeeSoh: Yeah! Let’s gooooooo!
Ethan Hunt: Hey, uh, can I get an autograph?
SLAM!: You didn’t play the challenge, so no.
Ethan Hunt: Okay. (munches in sadness)
NannerManCan: My! This is the first time my ghostly eyes have seen a girl in centuries!
Rihanna: Oh! Well, I’m honored!
NannerManCan: I would love to listen to your excellent pop music! I’ve never heard it before!
Rihanna: I’m working on a song for an exceptional CAYOM film. Would you like to come listen?
NannerManCan: Why, of course!
(They hold hands and walk away.)
YM!: Rihanna, wait! 🥺
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With NannerManCan missing, the other Survivors confront SLAM!...
ZeeSoh: All right, SLAM!. Time to fess up. NannerManCan’s been saying some weird things.
The Dark Alfred: Yeah, man! He called himself Mean Mojo Monty and told me I had a ghastly scent!
Reddroast: (to himself) That’s one way of putting it.
SLAM!: All right. I’ll explain what happened:
SpoilerNannerManCan picked Mystery Barrel #1.
As a result, NannerManCan’s character is possessed by a ghost nicknamed Mean Mojo Monty.
Our team of paranormal investigators gave us this sketch of the ghost:
Because he’s possessed by Mean Mojo Monty, production considers NannerManCan too dangerous and unruly to bring to Tribal Councils. This means the following:
- His ability to win weekend immunity is frozen.
- His ability to win Tuesday immunity is frozen.
- His abilities to play Coinsterdam and earn coins (other than boosts from his Rewards Card, and that ifhe’s bought one) is frozen.
- His ability to buy and use advantages is frozen.
- His ability to cast votes at tribal council is frozen.
- Other players’ ability to vote him out at tribal council is frozen (i.e., NannerManCan will be safe from elimination this week, and a determinant number of future weeks).
We are offering a prize of five coins to player(s) who wish to help remove the ghost of Mean Mojo Monty from NannerManCan.
To earn these coins, you must play what production calls the Mean Mojo Monty Challenge.
Here how it works:
When you’re sending your weekend challenge predictions by 11:59 PM PST next Thursday, all you need to do is tell me you’re playing the challenge in a message included with or alongside your predictions.
For this challenge, NannerManCan’s goal is to keep himself immune from elimination by fending off other players’ attempts to save him. To do this, NannerManCan will pick one specific film by early Monday. He will pick the film that he believes he predicted more accurately than the others.
Other players must have a prediction score on that specific film that’s higher than NannerManCan’s score to earn the five coins and save NannerManCan from Mean Mojo Monty. But beware! If your score is lower than NannerManCan’s score, then you’ll receive a -5% penalty on your total average score!
NannerManCan keeps the effects of the Mean Mojo Monty twist until at least one player beats him in the Mean Mojo Monty challenge. If no one saves him, then Mean Mojo Monty will go away on his own when there are five players left in the game.
Good luck with Mean Mojo Monty challenge!
Anyway, here’s the
IMPORTANT INFORMATION DOSSIER
(Concession Stand | Tribal | Weekend Challenge)
SpoilerTwist Info
I will send everyone Dilemma Questions on Saturday. These are a set of five questions, and I will ask them one at a time instead of all at once.
Also, remember that a previously eliminated player might be returning to the game through the Revolving Door Twist!
CONCESSION STAND
The Concession Stand is officially open for business!
Every week, a subset of items will be on sale. Buy a quick boost now, or wait for something better down the road!
Blue Raspberry Icee - 3 Coins (Gives your weekend predictions a boost of 3%; this can also be used on another tribemate of your choice.)
Cactus Icee - 3 Coins (Decrease a specific player's prediction average by 3%.)
Rewards Program Membership Card - 5 Coins (Grants you eligibility for the Rewards Program—One Time Purchase)
Popcorn Bucket - 6 Coins (Doubles your vote at tribal council.)
- each player can use one bucket per tribal
Nacho Tray - 7 Coins (Copy another player's average score and use it as your own.)
Sour Patch Kids - 8 Coins (reduce all of a specific group of player’s individual predictions averages by 1.5%.)
Message me to buy any item you want, any time to want to buy it. To tell me that you're using an item you've bought, message me by the corresponding prediction deadline of the weekend challenge or tribal council you'll be using it for!
TRIBAL COUNCIL
Because it's the merge, everyone will be attending Tribal Council (except for NannerManCan because of Mean Mojo Monty). All players must send me a message with the player they wish to vote off Pandora. However, there is hope. The second immunity challenge is also listed below. Winning the challenge will make you immune from elimination for this week.
SECOND IMMUNITY: PREDICT THE FOLLOWING TUESDAY GROSSES OF...
Armageddon Time
Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile
Smile
Ticket to Paradise
Votes are due by Wednesday at 7PM EST.
Second Immunity Predictions are due around Tuesday, November 8th at 11:59 PM PST.
(I recommend giving your vote alongside your second immunity predictions; you can always change your vote before the vote deadline if you change your mind!)
Good luck to all of the Mountain Banshees!
WEEKEND CHALLENGE #8
Here's the films you'll predict weekend grosses for next week:
The Banshees of Inisherin
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
Black Adam
One Piece Film: Red
Smile
Ticket to Paradise
Till
Predictions are due by Thursday, November 10th around 11:59 PM PST. Good luck!
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@AN9815 @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @NannerManCan @Reddroast @YM! @ZeeSoh
A quick announcement. By a twist of fate, I've been given a late shift at my job today. This means that the announcement of the weekend challenge results has been delayed to later in the day. I have written the bulk of this week's story in advance (it's a shorter story than other weekend challenge skits anyway) so I think I can get tonight's results to you by 11:59 PM EST. In the meantime...
Next Time On Survivor...
SLAM!: Due to budget constraints, we have repurposed Gokai Red's pirate ship for this challenge!
YM!: But... The explosion...
This Weekend Challenge
ZeeSoh: You're in the soup now, NannerManCan!
NannerManCan: There is no NannerManCan. There is only Mean Mojo Monty.
Will Shiver Your Timbers!
Ethan Hunt: Yo Ho Hushpuppies. (munch)
SURVIVOR PANDORA
Episode Seven:
"SWASHBUCKLE SWAGGER"
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@AN9815 @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @NannerManCan @Reddroast @YM! @ZeeSoh
MYSTERY BARRELS
It's time to pick a mystery barrel.
Please pick one of nine mystery barrels.
(First come first serve. Sending me your pick via PM is recommended but not necessary.)
Bold = Available
Striked= TakenMystery Barrel #1(NannerManCan's selection)Mystery Barrel #2(Reddroast's selection)Mystery Barrel #3(Fancyarcher's selection)Mystery Barrel #4(DAJK's Selection)Mystery Barrel #5Mystery Barrel #6(Ethan Hunt’s selection)Mystery Barrel #7(YM!'s selection)Mystery Barrel #8(AN9815’s selection)Mystery Barrel #9(Dark Alfred’s Selection)Note: There are no "bad barrels," only good ones.
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@Agafin @AN9815 @Cap @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @Ethan Hunt @Eric Carey @Fancyarcher @Gokai Red @Goldenhour36 @M37 @Morieris @NannerManCan @Reddroast @Shanks @YM! @ZeeSoh
Weekend predictions are due by 11:59 PST or before the Thursday preview announcement if you have not already submitted! Good luck!
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@AN9815 @DAJK @The Dark Alfred @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @NannerManCan @Reddroast @YM! @ZeeSoh
*Intercom blares, everyone goes to the airfield.*
SLAM!: Congratulations on making it to the halfway point of the season. This season has been far from easy, and all of you have truly earned your place in the final nine. I have an announcement to make... It's something that I've been planning since the very beginning. I call this twist...
Spoiler@Agafin @Cap @Goldenhour36 @Gokai Red @M37 @Eric Carey @Shanks
🚪THE REVOLVING DOOR TWIST🚪
This is a battle-back twist. Eliminated players will have a chance to earn their way back into the game. Here's how it works:
Eliminated players who wish to attempt re-entry will send me weekend predictions for the November 4th weekend.
Whoever gets the highest weekend score will have a chance to come back into the game. They will stand behind the Revolving Door.
Then the next tribal council will happen, and the in-game players will vote another player out, and they will walk through the Revolving Door.
If the player voted out had a weekend prediction score that's higher than the weekend scores of every eliminated player, then that player will immediately reenter the game.
If the player voted out doesn't beat the eliminated player's score, then the eliminated player will gain the voted-out player's set of coins and unused advantages, and they will walk out of the door and back into the game!
Players still in the game: for one week only, the weekend immunity winner will be the only player whose weekend prediction score is posted in the results section!
Good luck! Let me know if there's questions!
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@DAJK @The Dark Alfred @Fancyarcher @Gokai Red @Reddroast
TRIBAL COUNCIL #6 (Part One)
SLAM!: Welcome, Squad B, to tribal council, where one of you will be voted out of the game.
Gokai Red: Don't worry about it! I got this all under control.
Fancyarcher: Wait. Where's Danny DeVito?
DAJK: (stares at the camera)
SLAM!: Welp! Let's jump straight to voting!
*Everybody votes.*
SLAM!: All right, if any of you have an advantage and you would like to play it, now would be the time to do so.
Gokai Red: (leans back)
DAJK: (looks around)
The Dark Alfred: ...
SpoilerThe Dark Alfred: Let's get corny, bros!
SLAM!: The Dark Alfred has bought a popcorn bucket for an extra vote.
Reddroast: Hold up, SLAM!.
SpoilerReddroast: I'm using two Cactus Icees on Gokai Red.
Gokai Red: Dang. I was right about you being sketchy.
Fancyarcher: Hey, on that note...
SpoilerFancyarcher: I'm adding three more cactus icees onto Gokai Red's score.
(Gokai Red laughs nervously.)
SLAM!: All right. Let's reveal who won weekend immunity. That winner is:
SpoilerDAJK with 80.70%!
DAJK: Excellent.
Confessional - DAJK: If only Danny DeVito were here to see me win... But because he lost me the race, I mailed him halfway to Siberia! (cut to Danny DeVito shivering in the Russian tundra)
SLAM!: Let's reveal the votes. First vote:
SpoilerDAJK(does not count)Second vote:
SpoilerThe Dark Alfred
Third vote:
SpoilerGokai Red
Fourth vote:
SpoilerGokai Red
Fifth vote:
SpoilerGokai Red
A voice rings in Gokai Red's mind...
"I wouldn't count my chickens before they hatch..."
Seventh person voted out of Survivor: Pandora...
SpoilerGOKAI RED
SLAM!: Please bring me your torch.
Gokai Red: You got me good...
(Gokai Red brings his torch to SLAM!.)
SLAM!: Gokai? The tribe has spoken. (snuffs)
Gokai Red: I don't think I'm the right Red to be eliminating. But who am I to judge.
(Gokai Red storms off.)
Confessional - Gokai Red: There were times when I lost my cool a bit, against NannerManCan and others. But overall, I had a blast playing Survivor. Definitely a lot to keep up with, but I made the merge and even saved myself once. So I can't complain!
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One hour later...
@AN9815 @Cap @Ethan Hunt @NannerManCan @YM!
TRIBAL COUNCIL #6 (Part Two)
SLAM!: Welcome to Tribal Council, where one of you will be voted out of Survivor: Pandora.
YM!: Yup yup.
AN9815: I think this is pretty exciting!
NannerManCan: That's easy for you to say... You're not on the chopping block!
Cap: I'm sure whatever happens here will cause quite the hubbub. Right, Ethan?
Ethan Hunt: Sure will.
SLAM!: All right! It's time to vote!
*Everybody votes.*
SLAM!: If anyone has advantages they would like to play, now would be the time to do so.
YM!: (rubs his chin)
AN9815: (whistles)
Cap: ...
SpoilerCap: I'm using a Cactus Icee on NannerManCan.
NannerManCan: Oh?
Cap: I know. You're a new player and all. But you've saved yourself before and I can't let you do it again.
NannerManCan: I see.
Cap: So yeah. I'll be taking the Tuesday immunity win like last time, and you'll be going home.
NannerManCan: About that...
Spoiler
NannerManCan: Here's what I'm doing. I'm using the nacho tray to copy Cap's score.
Cap: Huh–
Spoiler
NannerManCan: Then I'm popping some corn and doubling my vote against you.
Cap: Hey, I was just joking–
Spoiler
NannerManCan: Then I'm boosting my copy of your score with two blue raspberry icees...
Cap: Uh, help, someone help–
Spoiler
NannerManCan: And a cactus icee on your score for good measure.
Cap: 😵
NannerManCan: Cuz you got out my old friend M37 so I thought it'd be for the best.
Cap: 😵😵😵
SLAM!: The time to play advantages is now over. Let's see who won the Tuesday immunity challenge:
SpoilerNANNERMANCAN with 79.64%!
Cap: Ugh. I'm never eating nachos again...
NannerManCan: More for me, then.
Cap: You know my friend ZeeSoh? We were "Cap & ZeeSoh." And ZeeSoh will get you for this! He'll avenge me!
NannerManCan: Bring it, ZeeSoh! I live for the challenge!
Cap: SLAM!, you don't even have to read the votes, you know I'm going home...
AN9815: I wanna hear the votes!
SLAM!: I do technically have to read the votes for the television audience.
Cap: 😵😵😵
Confessional - NannerManCan: Nanner Don't Quit! Yeah! Make it a hashtag! #NannerDontQuit 😉
Confessional - Cap: I'm deader than a doornail. 😞
SLAM!: I'll read the votes. First vote:
SpoilerNannerManCan(does not count)Second vote:
SpoilerNannerManCan(does not count)Third vote:
SpoilerNannerManCan(does not count)Fourth vote:
SpoilerCap
Fifth vote:
SpoilerCap
Eighth person voted out of Survivor: Pandora...
SpoilerCAP
SLAM!: Please bring me your torch.
Cap: Wait. That was three votes...
(Cap slips into a trance.)
Cap: The third vote...
(Cap brings the torch to SLAM!.)
SLAM!: Cap? The tribe has spoken. (snuffs)
Cap: The third vote. Who was the third vote.
(Cap exits the tribal council arena.)
(YM! clenches his shirt collar.)
(Ethan Hunt cocks an eyebrow.)
(AN9815 covers his mouth in shock.)
Confessional - Cap: I was blindsided tonight. Honestly, props to NannerManCan because I didn't know he had that in him. Makes be want to root for him, that's for sure. But dang... Who was that third vote...
Post-Council Story Content
Spoiler*ZeeSoh returns to the military base.*
Fancyarcher: Hey ZeeSoh. We just voted out Gokai Red.
ZeeSoh: That's nice... But where's Cap?
Fancyarcher: Uh... Oh.
ZeeSoh realizes something's wrong and looks around for Cap.
ZeeSoh: Cap...
He looks over at NannerManCan...
NannerManCan grins and takes a bite of a cheese-covered nacho chip!
TO BE CONTINUED
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Estimates are trickling in, so Tuesday immunity is now closed. Gets those votes in if you haven't already, cuz they'll be due at 7 PM EST tonight.
Oh, and by the way...
I've decided on some rules about deadlines for players to use specific items.
If an item affects total scores for Tuesday immunity, then that item must be used by the time Tuesday immunity closes. So the window to buy Icees, Nacho Trays, and Sour Patch Kids is now closed.
But if an item affects votes, then you can wait to use that item by the voting deadline. So for example, you still have time to buy and use a Popcorn Bucket.
This is to prevent competition hacking, so if a player tries to be like "ooh I see my score's low lemme get those icees in," that wouldn't be fair for other players.
ADDENDUM: You don't know other players' scores though, so I will let you use icees for or against other players before the voting deadline as well.
Anyways, good luck!
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Psst. You. Yeah, you!
Don’t tell anyone I told you this…
But the Tuesday predictions will be due again by 11:59 PM PST or at least before the estimates trickle in!
Also, votes are due by Wednesday at 7 PM EST!
But you didn’t get this from me, ya hear?!
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Note: The results use the estimate for Triangle of Sadness because Neon decided to be a slowpoke with the actuals. If the actual changes the winner of a squad, then that squad's tribal will be cancelled—but I don't think the winners will change.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYONE! ENJOY!
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AN9815 pedals to the starting line. He’s sporting a cyclist jersey and fingerless gloves, and he’s riding a very nice bike—he looks ready for the Tour de France. He adjusts his helmet.
AN9815: All right, I’m hydrated and ready to start the race! I wonder what vehicles everyone else picked…
Cap pulls up in a cherry red Electric Ford Mustang Mach E. She rolls the window down and lowers her sunglasses to meet AN9815’s gaze.
Cap: Hey.
AN9815: Wow! That’s a nice car!
Cap: Not just any car. Her name’s Steve.
AN9815: Nice to meet you, Steve!
“Drop It Like It’s Hot” by Snoop Dogg plays from a radio as The Dark Alfred parks next to Cap in Snoop Dogg’s green 1974 Cadillac Coup Deville. He puffs on something and blows out the air.
AN9815: Another nice car! Cool!
The Dark Alfred: You know I’m all about that grand prix shit. Let’s get it going man!
(Cap squints her eyes at Alfred.)
Non-diegetic James Bond music bursts in out of nowhere as in the background, Ethan Hunt drives stylishly in a gray Aston Martin DB5. He drifts in and brakes next to Alfred. We see he’s also wearing a nice tuxedo!
Ethan Hunt: The name’s Hunt… Ethan Hunt.
The Dark Alfred: You’ll be hunting after me on this racetrack, man!
Ethan Hunt: I could say the same to you.
(AN9815 stares at everyone’s cars and looks away, bewildered.)
Confessional – AN9815: It was at that moment I realized I was at a disadvantage…
A Reliant Robin (old three-wheel car) swerves left and right in the background and pulls up next to Ethan Hunt. NannerManCan rolls down the window.
NannerManCan: I’m here and ready to steer!
Cap: That car’s a little wobbly, don’t you say?
NannerManCan: Maybe so… But as you know, I’m driven a particular vehicle that’s much more complicated than this.
AN9815: You mean a Zamboni?!
NannerManCan: …
An engine roars in as Fancyarcher stops his Mario Kart go-kart next to NannerManCan.
The Dark Alfred: It’s a Mario Kart type kart!
Fancyarcher: You know it! To beat the best, you have to bring the best!
Ethan Hunt: Let us know if you see any item blocks around. We could use ‘em.
A UPS truck parks next to the Fancyarcher’s Kart. Reddroast leans out the window.
Reddroast: Delivery!
Fancyarcher: Huh? What are you delivering?!
Reddroast: I’m delivering your tickets back home! (laughs)
(The Dark Alfred glares at Reddroast.)
Boing. Boing. Boing. A pogo stick approaches. It’s Danny DeVito, and DAJK is riding on Danny’s shoulders.
Danny DeVito: You’re too heavy! I don’t think I can carry you through the whole race… No offense, though!
DAJK: Too bad, Danny DeVito! You’re going to give me a piggyback ride on a pogo stick and I’m not taking no for an answer!
(Ethan Hunt quietly observes.)
Chugga-chugga-chugga. A tank rolls in. YM! pops open the top entrance.
YM!: Hello!
DAJK: Geez! You almost ran over me and Danny DeVito!
Cap: Looks like someone’s bringing out the big guns.Confessional – YM!: They think I have no fight in me. That’s where they’re wrong! Cuz I have a lot left in the tank—both the literal one, and the metaphorical one!
A shadow looms over everyone. It’s a flying pirate ship! There’s a bunch of pirates onboard, and Gokai Red is the captain!
Gokai Red: Ahoy maties!
Fancyarcher: How in the—what? I’m speechless! How is that thing flying?! I don’t get it!
NannerManCan: Dude! One Piece Film: Red releases next week! You’re one week early!
Gokai Red: Can it, NannerManCan! Me and my crew are winning this race, just you wait!
The Dark Alfred: Another unparalleled trip here on Survivor Pandora! Heh heh… (smokes)
AN9815: (grips the handlebars) All right, AN9815. They may have gone crazy with the vehicles… But you’ll show them all what a good-old-fashioned cyclist can do!
SLAM! steps up to the starting line.
SLAM!: On your marks.
Gokai Red: You heard him! READY!
(Gokai’s pirates scramble to their positions.)
(Ethan Hunt adjusts his bowtie.)
(NannerManCan stabilizes his Reliant Robin.)
SLAM!: Ready…
(The Dark Alfred snuffs out his joint and tosses it out.)
(YM! crawls into the tank and assumes the controls.)
(Danny DeVito continues bouncing in extreme pain, while DAJK, stone-faced, stares ahead.)
SLAM!: Set…
(Cap flexes her fingers and grips the wheel.)
(Fancyarcher “holds down the A button” for that classic Mario Kart speed boost.)
(Reddroast puts on a UPS hat.)
(AN9815 flicks his thumb. SNAP: he shifts gears!)
SLAM!: GO! GO! GO!
Everyone speeds off!
What’s more, Fancyarcher nails his speed boost, and he surges into first!
Fancyarcher: Asta la vista, baybeeee!
Gokai Red: Nice boost arrow man, but I won’t let you win that easily! Pirates, attack!
Pirates leap out of the flying pirate ship in their flying rowboats, and they specifically target players in Squad B. One of the pirates jumps into Reddroast’s UPS truck, because the passenger door is open, because they’re always left open.
Pirate #1: Yarr!
Reddroast: Looks like I have company…
Reddroast grabs a crowbar and parries the pirate’s sword, and he kicks the pirate, who falls out from the open passenger door. The pirate is run over by YM!’s tank!
Reddroast: I better get away from these pirates…
Reddroast pushes a button. The contents of two blue raspberry icees surges into the engine, and Reddroast takes off!
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Meanwhile, AN9815 pedals as fast as he can. Sweat drips from his helmet!
AN9815: C’mon AN9815! You can do this!
Ethan Hunt drives up next to AN9815.
Ethan Hunt: A bike in a street race; it’s a little old-fashioned, isn’t it?
AN9815: I wanted to put myself to a true test!
Ethan Hunt: Oh. Well, in that case…
Ethan Hunt slides a Rewards Card into the radio’s CD slot. A message reads:
Congratulations! You earned a 4% rewards boost.
Ethan Hunt: Heh heh heh…
Ethan Hunt speeds past AN9815, who looks on in distress. Fancyarcher pulls up next to him.
Fancyarcher: What’s the matter?
AN9815: I don’t think I can beat all these fancy cool cats…
Fancyarcher: Don’t worry about that. Hell, don’t worry about what anyone thinks! You chose that bike, so be stubborn about it! There’s no point in giving up now!
Fancyarcher speeds off.
AN9815: Yeah. You’re right!
AN9815 pedals faster and surges forward.
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Meanwhile, The Dark Alfred, who is VERY high today, is swerving around in last place.
NannerManCan: Sheesh! He’s swerving more than I am!
The Dark Alfred: La da da da da, it’s the duhnuhduhnuh Dark Alfred!
NannerManCan: You better watch the road, Alfred… Oh, shoot!
NannerManCan’s reliant robin launches off a giant rock, and it flies across the road, flipping over and crashing in epic fashion. While in midair, NannerManCan somehow manages to put his Rewards Card into the CD slot.
Congratulations! You earned a 4% rewards boost.
Two mini-wheels pop out of the Robin’s three wheels, and when the car lands upright, it stabilizes—but he’s still spinning out!
The Dark Alfred: Be careful dude, your car’s doing corkscrews.
NannerManCan: I think I can salvage this!
NannerManCan uses his vehicular skills to stabilize the car, and he heads to the finish line.
NannerManCan: Shoot… I’m pretty banged up!
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Meanwhile, DAJK and Danny DeVito continue bouncing on the pogo stick!
Danny DeVito: What is this, the set of a Mad Max movie? Where’s George Miller? I want to work with him! He could help me break my typecasting!
DAJK: You’re not going fast enough, Danny.
Danny DeVito: Chill out, scrap! Your body weight’s slowing me down as is!
Cap drives next to DAJK.
Cap: Hey, boys! Need a ride?
Danny DeVito: That car sure is nice…
Cap: Thanks. She's Steve.
DAJK: Thank for the offer, Cap. But that won’t be necessary.
Cap looks into DAJK’s eyes.
Cap: Oh shoot. It’s not happening again, is it? Is the game getting to your head?
DAJK: Maybe so. But you might not be around to find out for sure!
Cap: Oh. I see how it is.
Cap pushes a button to pour the contents of one blue raspberry icee into her engine. She speeds past DAJK and Danny DeVito!
Danny DeVito: She’s leaving us in the dust!
DAJK: I can fix that. Here, drink this!
DAJK pours one blue raspberry icee into Danny DeVito’s mouth.
Danny DeVito: Ahh! That’s the stuff!
DAJK: Now mush, Danny DeVito! MUSH!
Danny DeVito bounces faster! And he even bounces past Cap’s Electric Ford Mustang!
Cap: Looks like I’m not the only one with tricks up my sleeve…
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Meanwhile, Gokai Red’s pirate ship flies next to YM!’s tank.
YM!: I know what you’re thinking of doing. But don’t! It’s not logical!
Gokai Red: I’m full of logic, YM!! The best way to win a race is destroy other vehicles. And I’m starting with the most indestructible one!
YM!: Have it your way!
The tank fires at the pirate ship, and the pirate ship shoots cannonballs at the tank.
The tank overwhelms the pirate ship, and the ship crashes and explodes—though Gokai Red jumps out in the nick of time to save his life.
Gokai Red: I will remember this, YM!! And guess what? I may be going down with the ship this time—but my flying rowboats are still out there!
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Meanwhile, a flying rowboat full of pirates gains on Fancyarcher.
Fancyarcher: Oh, son of a… Ugghghhgh, no!
They’re getting closer… But wait! Fancyarcher drives through an item block!
Fancyarcher: Oh, Thank God!
The item roulette lands on a banana peel.
Fancyarcher: Well if it worked for Eric, it’ll work for me!
Fancyarcher throws the banana peel at the rowboat. It lands on a pirate’s face, and the boat crashes into the road.
Fancyarcher: Wow… I DID IT!
Fancyarcher crosses the finish line way before anyone else does.
Confessional – Fancyarcher: No way I’m entering a five-person tribal without immunity. Nope, not happening. I don’t care if I look like a threat… In a week like this, it’s all or nothing!
SLAM!: Congratulations! You are Squad B’s immunity winner! But who is winning for Squad A?
The Squad A vehicles near the finish line. Ethan Hunt’s Aston Martin surges forward. Then Cap’s Ford Mustang appears and drives right next to it. YM!’s tank trudges ahead, and NannerManCan swerves around just behind them all.
SLAM!: It’s anyone’s race! But wait! It’s an underdog! It’s the little cyclist who could, AN9815!
AN9815 screams as he pedals as fast as he can. He rushes past the Reliant Robin, past the Aston Martin, past the Ford Mustang, and even past the tank to get closer to the finish line!
Fancyarcher: Yes, AN9815!
AN9815: Fancyarcher! I’m almost there!
Fancyarcher: Yes you are! Keep going!
AN9815: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
AN9815 crosses the finish line! AN9815’s bike sails around Fancyarcher’s kart until he falls and collapses on the ground. Fancyarcher pumps his fists in the air and cries overdramatically.
SLAM!: AN9815 wins Squad A’s immunity!
Fancyarcher: AN9815! I can’t believe it! You beat all those veterans! You won!
AN9815: I did, I did! And you won too!
They jump up and down in celebration.
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After the race, everyone gathers around. NannerManCan stumbles out of the Reliant Robin, and first responders treat him as the other castaways watch in suspense.
Cap: Oh my God…
AN9815: Do you think he’ll make it?!
Reddroast: Dude, relax. He’s obviously just bruised.
The Dark Alfred: That’s surprising cuz his car was doing barrel rolls, man!
Gokai Red: He better make it.
Ethan Hunt: What was that, Gokai?
Gokai Red: Uh… He better not make it!
Ethan Hunt: …
Confessional – Gokai Red: Sure, Nanner and I are feuding. But it’s a rivalry, you know, and if an injury pulls him out of the game too early, well… Let’s just say I don’t want our rivalry getting cut short. I want it to last. Maybe so it’s more satisfying when I outlast him! Eh heh…
The first responders leave the scene, and NannerManCan walks up to everyone.
NannerManCan: Hey! I’m fine, I just had some minor bruises. Got some band-aids on, and I should be good to go.
Cap: HOW ARE YOU ALIVE.
AN9815: I’m happy you’re okay! And hopefully the next challenges are a little less dangerous.
YM!: I don’t think they’ll be. They’ll find a way to make challenges more dangerous. They sent us to Pandora, for goodness sake. It’s all about ratings to them.
Fancyarcher: YM! has a point. First the kayaking, then the scary clowns, and now this… It’s very concerning! What’s SLAM! doing next?
They stare at SLAM!, who’s smiling ear to ear and ready to announce the results.
Danny DeVito: Hopefully my guest appearance boosts the ratings! And hopefully some aspirin boosts my aching back…
DAJK: About your guest appearance, Danny… You and I need to have a little private talk about your performance in the race.
Danny DeVito: Well, if you say so!
DAJK wraps his arm around Danny DeVito and leads him out of frame…
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SLAM!: Welp! Let’s see how you did!
SQUAD A
SpoilerAN915 - 67.87%
YM! - 62.46%
Cap - (56.67% + 3%) - 59.67%
NannerManCan - (53.71 + 4%) - 57.71%
Ethan Hunt - (53.13% + 4%) - 57.13%
SQUAD B
SpoilerFancyarcher - 90.30%
Reddroast - (63.21% + 6%) - 69.21%
DAJK - (57.88% + 3%) - 60.88%
Gokai Red - 51.74%
The Dark Alfred - 46.72%
For Squad A, AN9815 wins immunity.
For Squad B, Fancyarcher wins immunity.
Everyone else will be eligible for elimination at their designated squad's tribal council.
Here is the
IMPORTANT INFORMATION DOSSIER
(Concession Stand || Tribal || Weekend Challenge)
SpoilerCONCESSION STAND
The Concession Stand is officially open for business!
Every week, a subset of items will be on sale. Buy a quick boost now, or wait for something better down the road!
Blue Raspberry Icee - 3 Coins (Gives your weekend predictions a boost of 3%; this can also be used on another tribemate of your choice.)
Cactus Icee - 3 Coins (Decrease a specific player's prediction average by 3%.)
Rewards Program Membership Card - 5 Coins (Grants you eligibility for the Rewards Program—One Time Purchase)
Popcorn Bucket - 6 Coins (Doubles your vote at tribal council.)
- each player can use one bucket per tribal
Nacho Tray - 7 Coins (Copy another player's average score and use it as your own.)
Sour Patch Kids - 8 Coins (reduce all of a specific group of player’s individual predictions averages by 1.5%.)
Message me to buy any item you want, any time to want to buy it. To tell me that you're using an item you've bought, message me by the corresponding prediction deadline of the weekend challenge or tribal council you'll be using it for!
TRIBAL COUNCIL
Because it's the merge, everyone will be attending Tribal Council. All players must send me a message with the player they wish to vote off Pandora. However, there is hope. The second immunity challenge is also listed below. Winning the challenge will make you immune from elimination for this week.
(Note: Squad A goes to their own designated tribal council. Squad B will also go to their own designated tribal council. Only vote for a player who is in your squad.)
SECOND IMMUNITY: PREDICT THE FOLLOWING TUESDAY GROSSES OF...
Black Adam
Halloween Kills
Prey for the Devil
Till
Votes are due by Wednesday at 7PM EST.
Second Immunity Predictions are due around Tuesday, November 1st at 11:59 PM PST.
(I recommend giving your vote alongside your second immunity predictions; you can always change your vote before the vote deadline if you change your mind!)
Good luck to all of the Mountain Banshees, and this week, to both of the tribal squads!
WEEKEND CHALLENGE #7
Here's the films you'll predict weekend grosses for next week:
Armageddon Time
The Banshees of Inisherin
Black Adam
Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile
One Piece Film: Red
Prey for the Devil
Ticket to Paradise
Predictions are due by Thursday, November 3rd around 11:59 PM PST. Good luck!
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Neon has decided to be a slowpoke with the actual for Triangle of Sadness. The episode is ready to go, and the winners are already finalized unless Neon’s actual skews things drastically. Look forward to the episode getting posted later tonight.
Here is an impromptu flash challenge. If they post the actual while I’m distracted, and you’re the first one to PM me and let me know, then I will give you two coins. Good luck with this impromptu flash challenge, and Happy Halloween!
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Bones and All will tank. Women Talking I can see making 30M+ total since it's going to be a major Oscar player.
Releasing wide on Christmas will definitely help. But in what capacity is the question! -
4 minutes ago, Ericstein's Monster said:
I was hoping this would reach $3M but at the very least, I commend this film for exceeding people’s expectations and outgrossing the other exceptional ‘T’ films, Tár and Triangle of Sadness. Till is going to have more staying power in multiplexes than the other films due to its success this weekend and that would never not help its future grosses. -
I saw Tár on Friday and I thought it was exceptional. Yes it’s long, yes it’s slow, yes it’s dry, yes it’s ‘boring’, but in spite of all that it manages to be a riveting and wildly original film that grips you from beginning to end. It’s very subtle but out of everything releasing this year, it’s perhaps the most subtextually rich film of the year. I understand the grievances but the film gets a rave from me!
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NEXT TIME ON SURVIVOR
Ethan Hunt: The name's Hunt... Ethan Hunt.
The Dark Alfred: You'll be hunting after me on this racetrack, man!
THE CASTAWAYS' RACE
Pirate #1: Yarrr!
Reddroast: Looks like I have company...
(They skirmish.)
PUTS THE PEDAL TO THE METAL
NannerManCan: Oh, shoot!
His car crashes in epic fashion, tumbling across the track.
Cut to first responders treating NannerManCan as the other castaways watch in suspense.
Cap: Oh my God...
AN9815: Do you think he'll make it?!
SURVIVOR PANDORA
Episode Six:"TÁRRED LIGHTNING"
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The deadline is my birthday! Yay!
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13 minutes ago, Flopped said:
She wont, no one actually likes the movie. Just people pretending to.
I liked the movie!
Psst. You. Yeah, you!
SURVIVOR PANDORA Episode Seven: "Swashbuckle Swagger"
in Box Office Survivor
Posted · Edited by SLAM!
@AN9815 @DAJK @Ethan Hunt @Fancyarcher @NannerManCan @Reddroast @YM! @ZeeSoh
Everyone stares at the REVOLVING DOOR.
SLAM! and @The Dark Alfred stand at the door.
SLAM!: All right, Alfred. It's time to see if your score beats the score of the eliminated player who's standing behind the door. Now... Please walk through the Revolving Door...
The Dark Alfred walks in...
@Goldenhour36
and GOLDENHOUR36 walks out!
Goldenhour36: Let's put the fiend in friendship!
(Everyone's jaws drop!)
SLAM!: Welcome back to Survivor: Pandora! In the meantime, good luck in the next weekend challenge! As a reminder, the films are:
The Banshees of Inisherin
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
Black Adam
One Piece Film: Red
Smile
Ticket to Paradise
Till
Predictions are due by Thursday, November 10th around 11:59 PM PST or at least before the announcement of Black Panther's preview number. Good luck!
Ethan Hunt: (under his breath) You all tried to get me out... Ha ha ha... You guys are dead meat!
(The folks who put Icees on him all shudder.)