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  1. snarkmachine
    i can't get over how much mena massoud sounds exactly like the guy who did the singing for aladdin in the original animated movie. are we sure they didn't just bring him back to sing all his parts again?
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    wait, madden isn't playing the gay character? wtf was he calling the paps on him and brandon flynn for then?
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    ever since someone said this guy looks like a handsome squidward, i can’t unsee it
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    what? a lot of marvel movies have, except maybe ant-man and dr strange. plenty of dc movies do, even the badly reviewed ones like suicide squad. shazam kind of just vanished from the cultural conversation.
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    i kind of feel like this movie just came and went without leaving any cultural footprint whatsoever
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    they should go the spiderman route with this - cast a young actor, probably set it in high school, have a more light-hearted tone
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    of the four movies you listed, only one has been released.....
  8. snarkmachine
    interesting do i want this or not 🤔
  9. snarkmachine
    what's this based on?
  10. snarkmachine
    i honestly hated ezra in justice league tbh. too self-aware, too ironic, trying too hard. it’s not a natural fit for him
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    millie bobby brown is shooting her movie about sherlock holmes's little sister this summer in london - unless she has a time turner, she's not in this movie too
  12. snarkmachine
    this looks like a disney channel movie
  13. snarkmachine
    She’s getting some nice ink regardless. THR said she was the best thing about the movie. I can see her snatching up all the ingenue roles Elle Fanning is too old for.
  14. snarkmachine
    mmmm i love being right
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    11 was great, 13 was pretty good. 12 was horrendous. I think I blanked out the precise moment the character Julia Roberts was playing went undercover as the actress Julia Roberts.
  16. snarkmachine
    He looks like Liberace?
  17. snarkmachine
    There's no way Timothee Chipotle isn't getting cast in this.
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  19. snarkmachine
    Nothing like some good old American propaganda to start off the year.
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    Wonder Woman is a well-known hero and Suicide Squad was packed with A-list stars. What is Shazam and who is Zachary Levi? I don't blame people for being bearish on this.
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    The use of 'Jump' as their 80s song is kind of cheesy and terrible. Couldn't they get the rights to a better song? Stranger Things 2 used 80s music much more effectively in their 'Thriller' trailer, and that's a TV show not a Spielberg epic.
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    The art design on these posters is so unbearably bad.
  23. snarkmachine
    Are they keeping this name? It sounds like a Janet Jackson biopic.
  24. snarkmachine
    Didn't this cost $100+ million? Why does it look so cheap? The art direction is seriously ugly.
  25. snarkmachine
    Between the Inception BRMMMMMMM and creepy children choirs covering pop songs, I'm getting real sick of trailers for tent pole studio movies. They all feel so tired and stale now.
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