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Let me tell you, watching Age of Extinction in theaters was a very daunting task for me. I had to force myself not to walk out of the theater before the credits rolled, and I was fresh out of high school back then, so I still had some dumb teenage sensibilities. The movie was just unbearable. There would be no positive to bringing Bay back. His Transformers movies got lazier and lazier as they went on.
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To the people arguing that they should bring Michael Bay back for Transformers, whether ironically or not, you guys are aware that Transformers 5 flopped, right? People got sick of Bayformers. The franchise was a big deal in the late 2000s, because there hadn’t really been anything like it before, but the MCU pretty much rendered Bayformers obsolete in the eyes of the average moviegoer.
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I’m rooting for Across the Spider-Verse and Dune: Part II in 2023. Unfortunately, I’m finding it difficult to muster up much enthusiasm for the DC slate, assuming they really are doing a full reboot. Oh, and as much as it pains me to say it, I guess it would be worth it if The Little Mermaid is a big hit, just so the “GET WOKE, GO BROKE” crowd would have egg on their faces.
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I think the general concept of a Fantastic Beasts film series was a cute idea, but Rowling ruined it when she insisted on making it some five part prequel series about the conflict between Dumbeldore and Grindelwald, and the prelude to the Wizarding War. Mind you, I’m not necessarily saying that I think a movie focusing solely on Jude Law’s Dumbeldore is a great idea, but it would be far less stupid than a reboot that adapts the seven Harry Potter books again.
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2023 Box Office Predictions and Discussion
WittyUsername replied to Eric Prime's topic in Box Office Discussion
I guess we better hope that Oppenheimer does well, otherwise there may be no hope for non-IP adult tentpoles on the big screen. -
Cameron’s comments don’t really strike me as a critique of “glorification of violence in media.” It sounds more like a personal preference on his part. As in, excessive gun violence makes him uncomfortable nowadays, so he decided to steer clear of it. This is more or less supposed to be a family movie anyway. The John Wick movies can be as violent as they want, because they’re rated R.
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People still seem to be talking about M3gan. I can’t say I personally get the appeal of Cocaine Bear, though. It looks like it’s trying too hard, and it seems a little weird to take that approach for a movie that’s supposed to be inspired by true events. It seems like the kind of thing that was made under the mistaken assumption that Snakes on a Plane was a hit.
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And here I thought it would take until the third week for people to stop with the doomposting.
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I maintain that a large part of TGM’s success can be attributed to a yearning for “the good old days” on the part of boomers and Gen X people. TGM is basically comfort food, while TWoW is a reminder of how much humanity sucks.