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  1. Hatebox
    It's a film you'll have seen parodied a million times even if you didn't know it. Ditto for a lot of other Kubrick movies.
  2. Hatebox
    Good for FvF, happy Mangold has another hit on his hands. Bale continues to play his post-Batman career well too.
  3. Hatebox
    I'm neither a Taylor Swift nor Madonna fan, but this is an objectively bad take.
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  5. Hatebox
    No they aren't.
  6. Hatebox
    If Captain Marvel can make a billion, any MCU film can.
  7. Hatebox
    Reviews are exactly as I expected: polite.
  8. Hatebox
    Seen posters for this bragging that it's 'produced by the visionary director of Black Panther,' which is surely stretching the 'from the' marketing gimmick to breaking point.
  9. Hatebox
    God bless everyone's optimism that now the film won't be shite.
  10. Hatebox
    How long before they reboot this franchise again, then? Seriously, you wouldn't put it past them...
  11. Hatebox
    "She works in a year-round Christmas store, wearing an elf costume and hawking tacky ornaments for the boss (Michelle Yeoh) she knows only as "Santa."" If such a store exists in London, I've yet to see it.
  12. Hatebox
    Gotta say, reviews have made me tempted. Fair play.
  13. Hatebox
    The only thing Top Gun 2 has going for it is its director. There is zero nostalgia value for the first film.
  14. Hatebox
    Ha, I guess I had. I should probably get around to watching those movies.
  15. Hatebox
    Dang. I know 900m+ was a given quite a while ago but seeing it pass the last Spider Man puts it into perspective.
  16. Hatebox
    More than that: none of them are relentless misery-fests with hateful protagonists who find no redemption.
  17. Hatebox
    Its current 60% can probably count as a win after the last two films. At any rate no-one can feign surprise after the good-but-not-great early reactions.
  18. Hatebox
    Reactions slightly better than what I expected, but only slightly. I love Arnold but I don't think anyone can still justify his presence in these movies.
  19. Hatebox
    "How exciting!" said precisely no-one.
  20. Hatebox
    [Shrugs] I'm only vaguely following this film and genuinely had no idea. Not my fault the marketing's being coy about it, and I'm sure it'll come as a surprise to a lot of viewers too.
  21. Hatebox
    Don't worry, Futurist knows this. Calling out imaginary edgelords is just a bizarre obsession he's had since Logan.
  22. Hatebox
    Someone daring to mention an R-rating = Futurist's bat-signal.
  23. Hatebox
    Wait, this is actually R-rated? Marketing should have made a much bigger deal out of that.
  24. Hatebox
    Jeez, I had no idea Captain Marvel made that much. Talk about brand armor.
  25. Hatebox
    Nah - it's a totally reasonable, albeit arguable, take. A 55m, 2 hour action-free misery-fest getting a billion would be more shocking than anything else that's happened this year so far. (Honestly not trying to start a flame-war here, I have zero riding on the Maverl vs DC nonsense. But at this point it's not enough to say 'well duh, it's the Joker'.)
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