The Futurist Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Pray for Nikki's Numbers, infidels ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadAtGender Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Nolan's films: 1. Inception 2. The Dark Knight 3. Memento 4. Batman Begins 5. The Prestige 6. The Dark Knight Rises 7. Insomnia 8. Following I don't hate any of them, though, and could probably shuffle most of them around depending on how I feel. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Futurist Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 1. Bad Boys 2 2. Transfomers 3. The Rock 4. Armageddon 5. Bad Boys 6. Transformers 2 7. Transformers 3 8. Pain and Gain 9. The Island 10. Pearl Harbor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecstasy Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 So rth 32-35 thr 37 nikki 35 all we need are variety's numbers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Since I won't be here much tomorrow, I'm gonna post this now... A preview for next week: UNIVERSAL PICTURES BOX OFFICE FORUMS Mrs. Tele: Look over, sweetie. Smile! *takes picture of Tele Jr. dressed as various movie characters* Mrs. Tele: We’re making a themed calendar! Telemachos: Smile, Shrek! *takes picture* She’s eating a lot of that brown stuff. What is that, Sam? *Mrs. Tele is actually Sam GASP* Sam: Just fudge. Telemachos: Okay, good. MARRIED Numbers: You guys have to come visit; I haven’t seen you guys in forever! Sam: I really need to get out of the house. Telemachos: We can have fun here. *The Tele family plays with some LEGOs* Telemachos: This is delightful. We should have some of these by our bed. WITH ONE OFFSPRING *We see people move in carrying giant letters: B, O, X, O, F, F, I, C, E, F, O, R, U, M, S” Telemachos: Look, new neighbors! Sam: Oh. Telemachos: What are they, internet geeks? Sam: Is that… the forum? AND 50 MEMBERS *We see ShawnMR, Neo, baumer, Impact, CJohn, kayumanggi, Jesus of Suburbia, fmpro, Michael Gary Scott, druv10, John Marston, aDIM, firedeep, Iceroll, CoolioD1, #ED, Captain Jack Sparrow, Chewy, DAR, riczhang, Olive, Lordmandeep, lab276, Fake, redfirebird2008, Fancyarcher, The Stingray, The Futurist, BKB, RichWS, ddddeeee, Heretic, Blankments, CrispyLips, Fullbuster, Hiccup, tribefan695, MovieMan89, CEDAR, dashrendar44, ChD, JackO, Jandrew, acsc1312, Gopher, Ozymandias, Robertron, k1stpierre, Spaghetti, and Alpha all piling on a couch* Sam: We’ve got to go over there. We gotta be cool. Telemachos: And we say, by the way, keep the arguments to the internet. Sam: Well, we won’t say it like that. Just like, *likes post* “Hey, keep it down.” Telemachos: Why are you liking that post? Sam: Keep it down. Telemachos: Just don’t, we’ve overworked it. *the family goes next door* Telemachos: We just wanted to say, welcome to the ‘hood. Sam: Yeah, welcome! Telemachos: Also, if you could maybe just – Sam: NOT TALK TO US IN PERSON Telemachos: Anyway… ShawnMR: We won’t bother you, just make sure if we’re too annoying, report me first; don’t PM Noctis. Telemachos: Okay. Sam: K ShawnMR: I’ll go tell them to “shh.” Telemachos: Yeah! *It’s a big opening weekend at the forum frat house; so fireworks and party it up* ShawnMR: Are you ready for some numbers? From the guys that brought you THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 OPENING WEEKEND THREAD Sam: PM Noctis! Telemachos: No, it’ll be so boring. Sam: E-mail it anonymously. Telemachos: That’s a good idea. *Noctis arrives.* Telemachos: He’ll do our dirty work for us… OH NO, HE SOLD US OUT. Noctis: You called for me to chew out your neighbors? Telemachos: No. Noctis: You can’t send anonymous emails. I’m Noctis. Of course I know your e-mail. NEXT WEEK ShawnMR: You guys just woke a sleeping Galifanikis. Welcome to the darkness, bitches. Sam: I think the members broke into the computer and stole all my Steve Roger gifs. Telemachos: That’s so weird. Sam: Why would they just break in and steal all the gifs? Telemachos: I don’t know. Did you file a – *gif pops up in his PM box.* BOX OFFICE FORUMS HAS THE UPPER HAND *ShawnMR dances sexily with his smexy Zach Galifankis avatar in their window* ShawnMR: We’re throwing a Baumer’s Summer Game party. Should be pretty loud. Neo: The age of you reporting us to Noctis is over. T4 #1 of the year DOM Telemachos: Just go! Neo: 142/369/380/1011/1380 *The party begins with insanity.* Sam: This is our home, not the Forums! Telemachos: It’s our home! *leaves house, gets hit by 500 likes to the point where his mobile app crashes* ShawnMR: We’re having a hard time holding onto our likes, they’re so big towards ya. Sam: I’m a Marvel Mama. Seth: Mjolnir’s out! Sam: *wields hammer* RAWR! *Telemachos destroys the forum frat’s connection to the Internet. Rose makes out with ECSTASY. Debauchery in general is shown. Noctis returns. ShawnMR tackles Telemachos in a closet.* Telemachos: I have a darkness inside of me and you will see it! *gif goes off* ShawnMR: Guys, we missed the gif bomb! NEIGHBORS OPENING WEEKEND Telemachos: *sees Tele Jr. picking up a piece of paper in their lawn* What you’ve got there, Junior? You’ve got a drawing? *picks up flier* Telemachos: THAT’S NOT A DRAWING, OH JESUS! Sam: AH! *runs through the emergency room* Jack Nevada: He’s gonna be a little emotionally scarred by seeing it, but other than that, you guys are free to go. You guys want the Pregnant Loki flier to take with you? Didn’t know if you wanted to use it. MAY 9 A note on this: After the overwhelming popularity of this last week, I decided I'm gonna make this a thing that I do weekly, solely depending on likes I get for each trailer. There's a certain number I need before I do one for the following week, but then I'll write one up. That said, I've already decided I'm posting one next week because it's Godzilla, and that trailer is truly awesome. Also, I promise this'll be the last time I use Tele as the main character, it's just that it made too much sense with Spider-Man's "telemarketing" line and Neighbors' general plotline 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulder Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 RTH and/or Nikki better be the correct ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baumer Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 I don't recall magical spider blood being the cause of Connors mutating into Lizard, is it? In TASM, it was an incomplete "algorithm of regression" Connors and Parker Sr worked on, the latter resolved, some gibberish equation that helped regenerating limbs while he experimented on lizards to extract some regenerating serum. I don't think that got so much to do with Parker's super spider blood. Ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulder Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Since I won't be here much tomorrow, I'm gonna post this now... A preview for next week: UNIVERSAL PICTURES BOX OFFICE FORUMS Mrs. Tele: Look over, sweetie. Smile! *takes picture of Tele Jr. dressed as various movie characters* Mrs. Tele: We’re making a themed calendar! Telemachos: Smile, Shrek! *takes picture* She’s eating a lot of that brown stuff. What is that, Sam? *Mrs. Tele is actually Sam GASP* Sam: Just fudge. Telemachos: Okay, good. MARRIED Numbers: You guys have to come visit; I haven’t seen you guys in forever! Sam: I really need to get out of the house. Telemachos: We can have fun here. *The Tele family plays with some LEGOs* Telemachos: This is delightful. We should have some of these by our bed. WITH ONE OFFSPRING *We see people move in carrying giant letters: B, O, X, O, F, F, I, C, E, F, O, R, U, M, S” Telemachos: Look, new neighbors! Sam: Oh. Telemachos: What are they, internet geeks? Sam: Is that… the forum? AND 50 MEMBERS *We see ShawnMR, Neo, baumer, Impact, CJohn, kayumanggi, Jesus of Suburbia, fmpro, Michael Gary Scott, druv10, John Marston, aDIM, firedeep, Iceroll, CoolioD1, #ED, Captain Jack Sparrow, Chewy, DAR, riczhang, Olive, Lordmandeep, lab276, Fake, redfirebird2008, Fancyarcher, The Stingray, The Futurist, BKB, RichWS, ddddeeee, Heretic, Blankments, CrispyLips, Fullbuster, Hiccup, tribefan695, MovieMan89, CEDAR, dashrendar44, ChD, JackO, Jandrew, acsc1312, Gopher, Ozymandias, Robertron, k1stpierre, Spaghetti, and Alpha all piling on a couch* Sam: We’ve got to go over there. We gotta be cool. Telemachos: And we say, by the way, keep the arguments to the internet. Sam: Well, we won’t say it like that. Just like, *likes post* “Hey, keep it down.” Telemachos: Why are you liking that post? Sam: Keep it down. Telemachos: Just don’t, we’ve overworked it. *the family goes next door* Telemachos: We just wanted to say, welcome to the ‘hood. Sam: Yeah, welcome! Telemachos: Also, if you could maybe just – Sam: NOT TALK TO US IN PERSON Telemachos: Anyway… ShawnMR: We won’t bother you, just make sure if we’re too annoying, report me first; don’t PM Noctis. Telemachos: Okay. Sam: K ShawnMR: I’ll go tell them to “shh.” Telemachos: Yeah! *It’s a big opening weekend at the forum frat house; so fireworks and party it up* ShawnMR: Are you ready for some numbers? From the guys that brought you THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 OPENING WEEKEND THREAD Sam: PM Noctis! Telemachos: No, it’ll be so boring. Sam: E-mail it anonymously. Telemachos: That’s a good idea. *Noctis arrives.* Telemachos: He’ll do our dirty work for us… OH NO, HE SOLD US OUT. Noctis: You called for me to chew out your neighbors? Telemachos: No. Noctis: You can’t send anonymous emails. I’m Noctis. Of course I know your e-mail. NEXT WEEK ShawnMR: You guys just woke a sleeping Galifanikis. Welcome to the darkness, bitches. Sam: I think the members broke into the computer and stole all my Steve Roger gifs. Telemachos: That’s so weird. Sam: Why would they just break in and steal all the gifs? Telemachos: I don’t know. Did you file a – *gif pops up in his PM box.* BOX OFFICE FORUMS HAS THE UPPER HAND *ShawnMR dances sexily with his smexy Zach Galifankis avatar in their window* ShawnMR: We’re throwing a Baumer’s Summer Game party. Should be pretty loud. Neo: The age of you reporting us to Noctis is over. T4 #1 of the year DOM Telemachos: Just go! Neo: 142/369/380/1011/1380 *The party begins with insanity.* Sam: This is our home, not the Forums! Telemachos: It’s our home! *leaves house, gets hit by 500 likes to the point where his mobile app crashes* ShawnMR: We’re having a hard time holding onto our likes, they’re so big towards ya. Sam: I’m a Marvel Mama. Seth: Mjolnir’s out! Sam: *wields hammer* RAWR! *Telemachos destroys the forum frat’s connection to the Internet. Rose makes out with ECSTASY. Debauchery in general is shown. Noctis returns. ShawnMR tackles Telemachos in a closet.* Telemachos: I have a darkness inside of me and you will see it! *gif goes off* ShawnMR: Guys, we missed the gif bomb! NEIGHBORS OPENING WEEKEND Telemachos: *sees Tele Jr. picking up a piece of paper in their lawn* What you’ve got there, Junior? You’ve got a drawing? *picks up flier* Telemachos: THAT’S NOT A DRAWING, OH JESUS! Sam: AH! *runs through the emergency room* Jack Nevada: He’s gonna be a little emotionally scarred by seeing it, but other than that, you guys are free to go. You guys want the Pregnant Loki flier to take with you? Didn’t know if you wanted to use it. MAY 9 A note on this: After the overwhelming popularity of this last week, I decided I'm gonna make this a thing that I do weekly, solely depending on likes I get for each trailer. There's a certain number I need before I do one for the following week, but then I'll write one up. That said, I've already decided I'm posting one next week because it's Godzilla, and that trailer is truly awesome. Also, I promise this'll be the last time I use Tele as the main character, it's just that it made too much sense with Spider-Man's "telemarketing" line and Neighbors' general plotline I must be included in the Godzilla one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shayhiri Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 If you think THIS is bombing, just wait & see how the lizzard bombs in two weeks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blankments Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 That person has a good taste in films lol ... they're still seeing it; it's just that they decided to make it a date and don't want me coming along... :/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baumer Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 So rth 32-35 thr 37 nikki 35 all we need are variety's numbers. Let's all throw our numbers in: baumer: 33.675 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecstasy Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 RTH and/or Nikki better be the correct ones.rth will bring the realness later on.And where are box office.com's numbers? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulder Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 If you think THIS is bombing, just wait & see how the lizzard bombs in two weeks. Who said bomb? Also nice spelling there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baumer Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Holy SHIT Blankments! That's pretty awesome. Some talented mutherfuckers here! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulder Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Also why is Shay still around? He constantly trolls and is never constructive. He's worse then iJack. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezen Baklattan Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 After having never seen TASM nor MOS, I've always enjoyed piecing together the plot from cryptic posts on the forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichWS Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 “The Amazing Spider-Man 2″ is living up to the hype with an impressive $92 million opening weekend in the U.S., according to Friday estimates. Sony’s tentpole — the fifth version of the durable Marvel character — appeared headed for a Friday launch in the $33 million to $36 million range. That figure included $8.7 million in latenight showings Thursday, down 15% from the first Thursday night for Disney-Marvel’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier.” http://variety.com/2014/film/news/spider-man-box-office-2-1201170546/ I love the photo they use... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a2k Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 (edited) edit: whooops, i was late ^^^^ So rth 32-35 thr 37 nikki 35 all we need are variety's numbers. V 33-36 "Sony’s tentpole — the fifth version of the durable Marvel character — appeared headed for a Friday launch in the $33 million to $36 million range." http://variety.com/2014/film/news/spider-man-box-office-2-1201170546/ Edited May 3, 2014 by a2k 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecstasy Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Let's all throw our numbers in: baumer: 33.67539.7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4815162342 Posted May 3, 2014 Share Posted May 3, 2014 Since I won't be here much tomorrow, I'm gonna post this now... A preview for next week: UNIVERSAL PICTURES BOX OFFICE FORUMS Mrs. Tele: Look over, sweetie. Smile! *takes picture of Tele Jr. dressed as various movie characters* Mrs. Tele: We’re making a themed calendar! Telemachos: Smile, Shrek! *takes picture* She’s eating a lot of that brown stuff. What is that, Sam? *Mrs. Tele is actually Sam GASP* Sam: Just fudge. Telemachos: Okay, good. MARRIED Numbers: You guys have to come visit; I haven’t seen you guys in forever! Sam: I really need to get out of the house. Telemachos: We can have fun here. *The Tele family plays with some LEGOs* Telemachos: This is delightful. We should have some of these by our bed. WITH ONE OFFSPRING *We see people move in carrying giant letters: B, O, X, O, F, F, I, C, E, F, O, R, U, M, S” Telemachos: Look, new neighbors! Sam: Oh. Telemachos: What are they, internet geeks? Sam: Is that… the forum? AND 50 MEMBERS *We see ShawnMR, Neo, baumer, Impact, CJohn, kayumanggi, Jesus of Suburbia, fmpro, Michael Gary Scott, druv10, John Marston, aDIM, firedeep, Iceroll, CoolioD1, #ED, Captain Jack Sparrow, Chewy, DAR, riczhang, Olive, Lordmandeep, lab276, Fake, redfirebird2008, Fancyarcher, The Stingray, The Futurist, BKB, RichWS, ddddeeee, Heretic, Blankments, CrispyLips, Fullbuster, Hiccup, tribefan695, MovieMan89, CEDAR, dashrendar44, ChD, JackO, Jandrew, acsc1312, Gopher, Ozymandias, Robertron, k1stpierre, Spaghetti, and Alpha all piling on a couch* Sam: We’ve got to go over there. We gotta be cool. Telemachos: And we say, by the way, keep the arguments to the internet. Sam: Well, we won’t say it like that. Just like, *likes post* “Hey, keep it down.” Telemachos: Why are you liking that post? Sam: Keep it down. Telemachos: Just don’t, we’ve overworked it. *the family goes next door* Telemachos: We just wanted to say, welcome to the ‘hood. Sam: Yeah, welcome! Telemachos: Also, if you could maybe just – Sam: NOT TALK TO US IN PERSON Telemachos: Anyway… ShawnMR: We won’t bother you, just make sure if we’re too annoying, report me first; don’t PM Noctis. Telemachos: Okay. Sam: K ShawnMR: I’ll go tell them to “shh.” Telemachos: Yeah! *It’s a big opening weekend at the forum frat house; so fireworks and party it up* ShawnMR: Are you ready for some numbers? From the guys that brought you THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 OPENING WEEKEND THREAD Sam: PM Noctis! Telemachos: No, it’ll be so boring. Sam: E-mail it anonymously. Telemachos: That’s a good idea. *Noctis arrives.* Telemachos: He’ll do our dirty work for us… OH NO, HE SOLD US OUT. Noctis: You called for me to chew out your neighbors? Telemachos: No. Noctis: You can’t send anonymous emails. I’m Noctis. Of course I know your e-mail. NEXT WEEK ShawnMR: You guys just woke a sleeping Galifanikis. Welcome to the darkness, bitches. Sam: I think the members broke into the computer and stole all my Steve Roger gifs. Telemachos: That’s so weird. Sam: Why would they just break in and steal all the gifs? Telemachos: I don’t know. Did you file a – *gif pops up in his PM box.* BOX OFFICE FORUMS HAS THE UPPER HAND *ShawnMR dances sexily with his smexy Zach Galifankis avatar in their window* ShawnMR: We’re throwing a Baumer’s Summer Game party. Should be pretty loud. Neo: The age of you reporting us to Noctis is over. T4 #1 of the year DOM Telemachos: Just go! Neo: 142/369/380/1011/1380 *The party begins with insanity.* Sam: This is our home, not the Forums! Telemachos: It’s our home! *leaves house, gets hit by 500 likes to the point where his mobile app crashes* ShawnMR: We’re having a hard time holding onto our likes, they’re so big towards ya. Sam: I’m a Marvel Mama. Seth: Mjolnir’s out! Sam: *wields hammer* RAWR! *Telemachos destroys the forum frat’s connection to the Internet. Rose makes out with ECSTASY. Debauchery in general is shown. Noctis returns. ShawnMR tackles Telemachos in a closet.* Telemachos: I have a darkness inside of me and you will see it! *gif goes off* ShawnMR: Guys, we missed the gif bomb! NEIGHBORS OPENING WEEKEND Telemachos: *sees Tele Jr. picking up a piece of paper in their lawn* What you’ve got there, Junior? You’ve got a drawing? *picks up flier* Telemachos: THAT’S NOT A DRAWING, OH JESUS! Sam: AH! *runs through the emergency room* Jack Nevada: He’s gonna be a little emotionally scarred by seeing it, but other than that, you guys are free to go. You guys want the Pregnant Loki flier to take with you? Didn’t know if you wanted to use it. MAY 9 A note on this: After the overwhelming popularity of this last week, I decided I'm gonna make this a thing that I do weekly, solely depending on likes I get for each trailer. There's a certain number I need before I do one for the following week, but then I'll write one up. That said, I've already decided I'm posting one next week because it's Godzilla, and that trailer is truly awesome. Also, I promise this'll be the last time I use Tele as the main character, it's just that it made too much sense with Spider-Man's "telemarketing" line and Neighbors' general plotline Hah, I'm the random friend with one line who you probably never see again 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
