CAYOM Year 8 Oscar Ceremony (Starting in 20-30 minutes)

[Alpha]

Now Resonance has to win Best Original Screenplay, otherwise The Giver is leaving empty handed.

[Blankments]

Meryl: Let us welcome Chuck Norris and Liam Neeson! 

 

 

Chuck: Liam, we seem to have a lot of experience in this category, don't we? 

 

Liam: We sure do. After all, we practically invented this category. 

 

Chuck: The nominees for The Best Use of Action are:

 

Dragon Age: AwakeningThe Dresden Files: Storm FrontResonanceStarCraft: Brood WarUncharted 2: Among Thieves

 

Liam: The Dresden Files: Storm Front

 

Winner: OMG, that's so awesome. Thanks everyone for voting!

 

YESSSS

[Ezen Baklattan]

Now Resonance has to win Best Original Screenplay, otherwise The Giver is leaving empty handed.

Basically, pray that Cinema Studies doesn't win.

[riczhang]

I love how paranoid and speculative you guys are being (It mixes well with the European Election pundits that are blindly speculating as well ) 

[rukaio101]

Now Resonance has to win Best Original Screenplay, otherwise The Giver is leaving empty handed.

The Concert's End has a pretty good chance of taking OS as well, don't forget.

[Alpha]

The Concert's End has a pretty good chance of taking OS as well, don't forget.

 

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. There's still hope.

[riczhang]

Meryl: And now, an actress that needs to introduction, but I am going to give one anyways, the wonderful, illustrious, Angelina Jolie. 

 

Angelina: Screenwriters often have the toughest job. They have to transform what can easily be flat words into an immersive and gripping tale. Here are the nominees for Adapted Screenplay: 

 

The Bronx is BurningFlowers for AlgernonThe Giver

Hand Drawn HeroesMushishi

 

And the winner is: The Bronx is BurningWinner: Thanks Guys and I love you Marty!

[Alpha]

._.

[rukaio101]

No surprise there. Well done Numbers.

[Ezen Baklattan]

Could this be the year that affirms the Alex Spark curse?

[Alpha]

I feel a bad pain in my gut. This isn't going to end well for me.

[riczhang]

Angie: And now for Original Screenplay: 

 

Cinema StudiesThe Concert’s EndThe DeadlineResonanceTwo Way Road

 

And the winner is: The Concert's EndWinner: Thanks Ken. You're the best and you do so many things so well. Keep me in mind for your next film; if you need me to be an extra to slouch in a doorway, I will. Thanks everyone else as well.

[Alpha]

[rukaio101]

Could this be the year that affirms the Alex Spark curse?

The what?

[Alpha]

IM BACK IN THE RACE CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKAS

[rukaio101]

I'm gonna find it hilarious if CS ends up winning Best Picture under everyone's noses.

[Ezen Baklattan]

 

But seriously, congratz, Ric.

[Ezen Baklattan]

The what?

Every year a film starring Alex Spark (the main character of the Spark series) came out, Numbers won best picture.

 

Y4: Spark (The Good Die Young wins)

Y7: Spark: Ignition (The Rise & Fall of Julius Caesar wins)

Y8: Hand Drawn Heroes (Alex Spark has a cameo apeparance) - ???

[riczhang]

Meryl: Please welcome, Joel and Ethan Coen, our wonderful producers to the stage. 

 

 

Joel: This feels familiar doesn't it Ethan? 

 

Ethan: It sure does. But it's kinda different this time. 

 

Joel: What is it?

 

Ethan: We're presenting. 

 

Joel: Oh yeah. We're honoured to be presenting in a category that has seen a lot of brilliant and multi-faceted directing. 

 

Ethan: Here are the nominees. 

 

Darren Aronofsky – ResonanceTim Burton – Flowers for AlgernonDavid Lynch – The GiverMartin Scorsese – The Bronx is BurningGuillermo del Toro – Mushishi

 

Joel: And the winner is, Guillermo del Toro for Mushishi!Guillermo: Thanks Guys! We've had a brilliant run with this film. And I'm so proud of you guys. [tears up and people applaud]

[Alpha]

These last couple awards are going to be quite exciting.