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[Mattrek]

My filets will be big and juicy!

Ok I guess that'll be fine then. When I think filets I think of a 1 bite tiny ass little thing.

[K1stpierre]

WHO IS KELLI

Moi!!!

 

 

 

Are you saying your filets will bring all the boys to the yard?

  Well..........in a weird sort of way, yes I am saying that   Just not in that dirty context. They'll be coming over, trying my filets, and will just be like, "Damn Kelli, these filets are so delicous! I'm so glad I decided to come over and give em a bite!"

[reddevil18]

 

I have SO MANY things to say, but I am biting my tongue.

 

Also, "too big for me" is definitely not in Mattrek's vocabulary. 

[Jack Nevada]

Watching some ratchet reality show with black women slapping and hitting each other and being horrible in general.

 

Don't see the appeal.

 

It's actually more like the end of modern civilization.

[Dementeleus]

Oh those buns look like they were toasted! I love my buns toasted rather than plain raw.  What is a quinoa burger?

 

Quinoa:

 

 

It's great for you.

[#ED]

 

 

Dude that's huge. How is a normal person going to take that in? 

[tawasal]

Too big for me.

[Deep Wang]

If I could figure out how to change my name I would. What was your UN before?

 

Well, when we made our bet I was Omega Boner, but I think reversing it sounds more like an actual jaeger name, so I went with this.

[CJohn]

Colin Farrell and Taylor Kitsch Rumored for True Detective Season 2

http://www.vanityfair.com/vf-hollywood/true-detective-season-2-colin-farrell-taylor-kitsch?mbid=social_facebook

 

I am legit laughing at the combination of these two. 

[Dementeleus]

They'll be coming over, trying my filets, and will just be like, "Damn Kelli, these filets are so delicous! I'm so glad I decided to come over and give em a bite!"

 

[DAR]

Oh those buns look like they were toasted! I love my buns toasted rather than plain raw.  What is a quinoa burger?

 

 

I think quinoa is like a grain.  I only remember it from a Bud Light ad that played during football, where a guy in the ad asked is that a loofa when they put it on the grill

[Mattrek]

What in the fuck actually is kale?

A vegetable, duh!

[Blankments]

You should have.

Sorry D:  But SIU had a much better film program so... not really sorry since education>meeting you

[K1stpierre]

I want sushi.

I love sushi so much too, but that can be very expensive for 75ish people.

 

 

Bro. Everyone knows Kelli

 

 

Hey don't make me the center of attention

[Dementeleus]

Watching some ratchet reality show with black women slapping and hitting each other and being horrible in general.

 

So in other words, you're watching Claire's GIFs?

[grim22]

Kale is fantastic. Crispy kale as a garnish? Yum!

 

Crispy Kale is actually really good. Made it a couple of times at home.

[DAR]

Colin Farrell and Taylor Kitsch Rumored for True Detective Season 2

http://www.vanityfair.com/vf-hollywood/true-detective-season-2-colin-farrell-taylor-kitsch?mbid=social_facebook

 

I am legit laughing at the combination of these two. 

 

 

 

Kitsch was great in Friday Night Lights, that would not be bad casting.

[Jack Nevada]

So in other words, you're watching Claire's GIFs?

I just don't why she rots her brain with this garbage.

[Blankments]

BTW y'all

 

Go to the Speakeasy and read Spaghetti's story starring me

 

it's pretty amazeballs and hard not to like

[Fancyarcher]

Some very cool news:

 

RTH is coming to Toronto in September, presumably for the film festival.  We are more than likely going to meet up, maybe see a movie, have a few drinks, discuss what it's like to be a God. 

 

Nice, Baumer Nice.