CJohn Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 I think this Keith guy is partially retarded. He's picking a,popcorn film apart layer by layer....A POPCORN FILM! He is jealous his movies don't make the money JW is doing. 99% of the movies can be picked apart layer by layer and all of them make 0 sense. Also, in the movie it says the Pterodactyl zone is closed for public. So he is either retard or making shit up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Hunt Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 https://m.youtube.com/user/CinemaSins? I think this Keith guy is partially retarded. He's picking a,popcorn film apart layer by layer....A POPCORN FILM! https://m.youtube.com/user/CinemaSins? Watch these videos they're great entertainment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop54 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 I'm reminded of the scene in Pulp Fiction. Ted's dead baby. Ted's dead. Those aren't real numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolioD1 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 I think this Keith guy is partially retarded. He's picking a,popcorn film apart layer by layer....A POPCORN FILM! "I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT GUY IS SO HE MUST BE BAD" "WHAT WAS HE EXPECTING? CITIZEN KANE?" "HE'S JUST JEALOUS OF THIS MOVIE'S SUCCESS" "IF HE'S SO SMART WHY DOESN'T HE WRITE A FUCKING JURASSIC PARK MOVIE?" "WHY DOESN'T HE JUST TURN HIS BRAIN OFF AND HAVE FUN MAAAAAAN?!?" just thought I'd get all the stupid responses out of the way so we could move on. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalismanRing Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 I think this Keith guy is partially retarded. He's picking a,popcorn film apart layer by layer....A POPCORN FILM! Didn't you troll the shit out of Jupiter Ascending for months even before it opened? Then after it opened picked it to shreds calling it stupid? Considering the majority of even positive reviews for JW have been it's really kind dumb and sloppy but OOOH Dinosaurs - go see it - why are you so upset if someone just sees it as dumb and not worth seeing? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPink Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 (edited) I think this Keith guy is partially retarded. He's picking a,popcorn film apart layer by layer....A POPCORN FILM! Eh, popcorn movies have thresholds. You can take stuff at face value but at some point, it becomes harder and harder to roll with. For example the security guy who fails to 'notice' the I-Rex climb the wall, is a mistake that drives the entire plot of the movie. And yet no nobody in the films stops to think about it because they trusted a thermal scanner rather than common sense. Already that set the plot off on a really bad path for me. Characters constantly act stupid for the purpose of driving the plot and for me personally, seeing dinosaurs tear each other apart doesn't make up for it. Edited June 27, 2015 by MrPink 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop54 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 He is jealous his movies don't make the money JW is doing. 99% of the movies can be picked apart layer by layer and all of them make 0 sense. Also, in the movie it says the Pterodactyl zone is closed for public. So he is either retard or making shit up. He might be partially retarded. That's the only answer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Marston Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Who is Keith Calder? Why should anyone care what he thinks? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redfirebird2008 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Those aren't real numbers. No but they won't be far off. Ted is dying on MovieTickets compared to yesterday and even Thursday evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Hunt Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 He might be partially retarded. That's the only answer. Excuse me but do not use the word retarded in a derogatory fashion again. Please and thank you 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyLL Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 It's called rhetorical questioning, my friend. I'm with him. The internal logic of the JW world makes little sense. But both of those tweats are nitpicking and didn't make any sense. So a teen in a movie is checking out girls his age and not the 30 year old baby sitter and that is poor internal logic? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop54 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 It's funny how the haters of JW defend the guy and the lovers chastise him. I guess that's human nature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Futurist Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 (edited) I am more clever than most blockbusters. Edited June 27, 2015 by The Futurist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop54 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Excuse me but do not use the word retarded in a derogatory fashion again. Please and thank you Shhhhhhhh!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPink Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 But both of those tweats are nitpicking and didn't make any sense. So a teen in a movie is checking out girls his age and not the 30 year old baby sitter and that is poor internal logic? Don't think that was a serious one. But Zara was an extremely attractive woman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop54 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Don't think that was a serious one. But Zara was an extremely attractive woman God rest her hot soul. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 This Keith guy is starting to make me think twice about the film. Keith Calder @keithcalder 39m Why was there no evacuation procedure? Forget hurricanes, 20,000+ people, fire or any other number of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolioD1 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 One poster: this is pretty funny others: WHAT? HE'S A RETARDED NOBODY! WHAT AN ASSSSHOOLLLE" -the internet at large tbh. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TServo2049 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 (edited) Stuff like this is why I don't read Twitter. I don't care if it's a movie I liked or didn't like, these 160-character snark-o-grams are indeed the text equivalent of that CinemaSins crap. Edited June 27, 2015 by TServo2049 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJohn Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 That guy Keith is pretty stupid. Seriously. He is making no sense. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
