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Jeez...this is what I get for taking my gf to see Wonder Woman all these times...

 

Buzzed throughly she decides to do a speech in front of everyone of how a yankee Steve Trevor (me) met her on her secluded island (NZ) and took her to London so she can fight injustice...

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3 minutes ago, 75live said:

In the theater for 47 Meters Down and it starts in 20 minutes and with the group that just walked in, I may ask for my money back already :( :sigh:  

Yikes. Always bad when this happens.

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1 minute ago, Ethan Hunt said:

It's just anti-fat people

 

It's... not, though.

 

Anyhoo...

 

- TS2 is the best of the Toy Stories. TS3 is okay, but thematically just regurgitates TS2.

- DORY is okay when it's absurdist slapstick, but middle of the road the rest of the time.

- IO is the only excellent Pixar product of this decade.

- KUBO was the best animated movie last year.

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4 minutes ago, The Futurist said:

It must be horrible to direct an indie movie when you re a director like your dream was to direct a cheap ass movie when you grew up watching movies ...

Directing an indie movie is an ambition these days.

Sad.

 

lmao i knew this would immediately follow what i said i almost wrote a joke about it in my post. it's too easy to push your button.

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1 minute ago, Telemachos said:

 

It's... not, though.

 

Anyhoo...

 

- TS2 is the best of the Toy Stories. TS3 is okay, but thematically just regurgitates TS2.

- DORY is okay when it's absurdist slapstick, but middle of the road the rest of the time.

- IO is the only excellent Pixar product of this decade.

- KUBO was the best animated movie last year.

i actually agree with all of this. fuck you.

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3 minutes ago, Telemachos said:

 

It's... not, though.

 

Anyhoo...

 

- TS2 is the best of the Toy Stories. TS3 is okay, but thematically just regurgitates TS2.

- DORY is okay when it's absurdist slapstick, but middle of the road the rest of the time.

- IO is the only excellent Pixar product of this decade.

- KUBO was the best animated movie last year.

 

Kubo was sensational. 

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All the people in Wall-E were nice! They worked together and shit! Sure, they were lazy at first but they still went back to Earth and put in an effort to fix things.

 

I just can't see what's anti-human about it. Maybe a little anti-corporation? 

 

It's such a weird criticism; it makes no sense to me.

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8 minutes ago, CoolioD1 said:

lmao i knew this would immediately follow what i said i almost wrote a joke about it in my post. it's too easy to push your button.

 

Sure but I am still right, like I am sure the Spielbergs and Coppolas and De Palmas and Lucas and Scorceses  of the world dreamt of doing a tiny psychological drama they could shoot in their kitchen when they were aspiring filmmakers.

How exciting and transcendant and inspiring.

 

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Just now, The Futurist said:

 

Sure but I am still right, like I am sure the Spielbergs and Coppolas and De Palmas and Lucas and Scorceses  of the world dreamt of doing a tiny psychological drama they could shoot in thier kitchen when they were aspiring filmmakers.

How exciting and transcendant and inspiring.

 

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2 minutes ago, Telemachos said:

 

It's... not, though.

 

Anyhoo...

 

- TS2 is the best of the Toy Stories. TS3 is okay, but thematically just regurgitates TS2.

- DORY is okay when it's absurdist slapstick, but middle of the road the rest of the time.

- IO is the only excellent Pixar product of this decade.

- KUBO was the best animated movie last year.

 

Ooh, a Tele hot take.  Gonna take on these takes.

 

-TS3 is the best Toy Story movie because of its far stronger emotional weight.  Toy Story (the first one) is the worst of the series.

-Finding Dory is Pixar's best sequel barring Toy Story 3.

-...Aside from Toy Story 3, I don't exactly disagree with this :ph34r:

-Sausage Party :ph34r:.  Kubo is a close 2nd though, so not too far off.

 

Come on Tele, half of these takes are agreeable.  I need a scorching, fiery take.  Lay it on me.

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