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[WrathOfHan]

Just now, MrGamer said:

*Watching Tree of Life*

 

"Man, the cinematography in Tree of Life is amazing, isn't it? WHY AREN'T YOU SAYING ANYTHING?!"

Me whispering: “girlfriend......”

 

*proceeds to bolt out of my apartment*

 

How casual.

[John Marston]

5 hours ago, CJohn said:

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If you are still here, be warned that the next one has the spoiler...

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Last chance...

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It is a prequel in every sense of the word. It is the exact same Universe. They even explain how Bumblebee lost his voice, how it becomes the car of TF1 and the Autobots getting to Earth.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[TMP]

Has @WrathOfHan ever tried tinder? I feel like he'd have some success there at the very least

[CJohn]

11 minutes ago, WrathOfHan said:

Well at least I get to stick my dick SOMEWHERE.

You want the real deal Han, not a sex doll. Either stick your dick in the good place, or don't stick it at all.

[CJohn]

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[CoolioD1]

Just now, CJohn said:

You want the real deal Han, not a sex doll. Either stick your dick in the good place, or don't stick it at all.

as far as i'm concerned the only man who sticks his dick in the good place is dax shepard.

[WrathOfHan]

1 minute ago, Telemachos said:

 

Where, the Blu-ray slot?

Too small.

 

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Try the slipcovers. They expand

 

1 minute ago, aabattery said:

 

Pump your brakes buddy, this is a family forum.

What? Your father DOESNT tell you the story of how you were conceived every solstice?

Just now, TMP said:

Has @WrathOfHan ever tried tinder? I feel like he'd have some success there at the very least

No. I am very anti-Tinder, tho thats mostly bc of where I live. Maybe if I’m unlucky irl in Tally I’ll try it.

Just now, CJohn said:

You want the real deal Han, not a sex doll. Either stick your dick in the good place, or don't stick it at all.

omg can i date janet?

[MrGamer]

2 minutes ago, TMP said:

Has @WrathOfHan ever tried tinder? I feel like he'd have some success there at the very least

"Hi, I'm Han! I like Criterion blu-rays and girls that ask questions. I don't like old people at movie theaters and people at Walgreens."

[CJohn]

13 minutes ago, John Marston said:

 

 

 

 

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The timeline makes even less sense than the X-Men one, I will give you that.

15 minutes ago, WrathOfHan said:

Come to America. You can deal with a bad government, but otoh, BLU RAYS. SLIPCOVERS. STEELBOOKS.

I would go bankrupt in a month. 

[The Panda]

4 minutes ago, TMP said:

Has @WrathOfHan ever tried tinder? I feel like he'd have some success there at the very least

The problem for @WrathOfHan is all of the singles in his area are over 65

[CJohn]

13 minutes ago, WrathOfHan said:

 

 

omg can i date janet?

Really? Of all people you chose Janet? Whatever makes you hard, I guess.

13 minutes ago, CoolioD1 said:

as far as i'm concerned the only man who sticks his dick in the good place is dax shepard.

He is apparently cheating on her so he is going to the bad place soon.

[Dementeleus]

1 minute ago, PANDA said:

The problem for @WrathOfHan is all of the singles in his area are over 65

 

You say that like it’s a bad thing. Cougars goan hunt. 

[TMP]

1 minute ago, WrathOfHan said:

No. I am very anti-Tinder, tho thats mostly bc of where I live. Maybe if I’m unlucky irl in Tally I’ll try it.

3 minutes ago, CJohn said:

I used to think like that until I tried it out over the summer. It's pretty good, and a lot more effective than anytime I tried to get a date in High School lmao

[MrPink]

Just now, Telemachos said:

 

You say that like it’s a bad thing. Cougars goan hunt. 

 

Getting hunted by a cougar is better than a date with the night folk in the Lagras swamps

[John Marston]

4 minutes ago, CJohn said:

The timeline makes even less sense than the X-Men one, I will give you that.

I would go bankrupt in a month. 

 

 

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I think Bumblebee will end up being a full reboot regardless of any similarities it had to Bay's Transformers. Next movie will likely deviate even further

 

 

 

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[WrathOfHan]

1 minute ago, CJohn said:

Really? Of all people you chose Janet? Whatever makes you hard, I guess.

He is apparently cheating on her so he is going to the bad place soon.

Jason loves Janet, and he's from Florida. It's a Floridian thing.

 

[The Panda]

Just now, Telemachos said:

 

You say that like it’s a bad thing. Cougars goan hunt. 

You’re just saying that because you’re so old you’d be a sugar daddy no matter how old the girl is 

[Mulder]

Bumblebee is 

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already a full reboot. It's ending flat out does not work with Transformers 07.

 

[CJohn]

12 minutes ago, Telemachos said:

 

You say that like it’s a bad thing. Cougars goan hunt. 

They are probably filthy rich as well. Endless 4K UHDs. The real dream.

[CoolioD1]

3 minutes ago, CJohn said:

Really? Of all people you chose Janet? Whatever makes you hard, I guess.

He is apparently cheating on her so he is going to the bad place soon.

ah well, at least she'll stop being in his bozo movies. i would do anything for love, but certainly not CHiPs.