SUR(VI)VOR Ep. 15: LET THEM GO

[Cap]

SUDDEN DEATH TRIBAL COUNCIL

 

 

@Claire of Themyscira @DAJK @JJ-8 @Keanu @PanaMovie @Sheikh @Thanos Legion @ZeeSoh

 

Enter the lobby of Lincoln Square 13, unlit torches in hand.  The only noises is the click-click-click of their Ruby Red Slippers against the floor.  They find @SLAM! and Captain Wondyful waiting for them with solemn faces.   They both hold a manila envelope and a knife in their hands.

 

CAP: Gather around my Judys.

SLAM!: We have decided not to mince words tonight.  

CAP: There will be time for that that soon enough.

 

SLAM!: Claire, JJ-8, and Sheikh please set forward.

 

They all do, along with ZeeSoh.

 

ZEESOH: I wish to compete.  I won't be denied by shot at three coins.

 

SLAM! and Cap look at each other, unmoved.

 

ZEESOH: If I win, I will gift my Immunity to one of the other three.

 

SLAM!: Intriguing.

CAP: I don't hate this.

SLAM!: If there are no objections, we will allow it.

 

Claire and JJ-8 look smug as Sheikh turns back to Thanos and Keanu.  He knows PanaMovie is too righteous to orchestrate this.  Thanos and Keanu just nod back.

 

SHEIKH: This is truly a game of lies.

CAP: Do you object?

SHEIKH: I trust my scores.

 

SLAM!: Before I Knives Out does anyone wish to use a Tuck Shop Item?

 

Claire steps forward.

 

CLAIRE: I wish to use a Candy Apple on myself.

 

JJ8 steps forward.

 

JJ8: I wish to use a Candy Apple... for Claire.

 

Sheikh, seeing the writing on the wall, steps forward.

 

SHEIKH: I wish to use 2 Candy Apples on myself.

 

CAP: +4% to both Claire and Sheikh, a wash.

 

SLAM! and Cap look to ZeeSoh who holds up his hands, singling he's good.

 

SLAM! slices open his folder.

 

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SLAM!: JJ-8 scores at 82.66%

 

 

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SLAM!: Claire scores at 84.26%.  With her +4% Bonus, she stands at 88.26% 

 

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SLAM!: Sheikh scores a 85.39%.  With his +4% Bonus, he stands at 89.39%

 

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SLAM!:

 

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SLAM!:

 

 

 

 

 

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SLAM!:

 

 

 

 

 

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SLAM!: ZeeSoh scores a base score of 94.31%. He wins 3 coins and the opportunity to give his Immunity away.

 

 

 

 

 

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Everyone turns to ZeeSoh.

 

 

 

 

 

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He closes his eyes.

 

 

 

 

 

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He goes Into The Unknown.

 

 

 

 

 

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ZEESOH: I know who I must pick.

CAP: And?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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ZEESOH: I award Claire my Immunity.

 

There is a GASP.

ZEESOH, to SHEIKH: You never should have voted me off last season.  This gazpacho.  It's delicious.

 

Sheikh looks around, his world spins, and settles on Keanu.  The light fades from his eyes.  He whips back to Cap.

 

SHEIKH: [darkily] Read the Votes.

 

CAP: Before I do, does anyone wish to reveal their tuck shop Immunity they purchased last Council.

 

Claire steps forward with a RECYCLE PAD.

 

CAP: Who do you wish to use this on?

CLAIRE: Sheikh.

 

CAP: The vote stand at One Vote: Sheikh.  I will read the remaining votes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Cap reveals the first vote.

 

CAP: CLAIRE.  Does not Count.  One Vote Sheikh.

 

 

 

 

 

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Cap reveals the second vote.

 

CAP: CLAIRE.  Does not Count.  One Vote Sheikh.

 

 

 

 

 

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Cap reveals the third vote.

 

CAP: CLAIRE.  Does not Count.  One Vote Sheikh.

 

 

 

 

 

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Cap reveals the fourth vote.

 

CAP: CLAIRE.  That's four votes for Claire that Do Not Count.  One Vote Sheikh.

 

 

 

 

 

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Cap reveals the fifth vote.

 

CAP: JJ8.  That's One Vote Sheikh.  One Vote JJ8.

 

 

 

 

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Cap reveals the sixth vote.

 

CAP: SHEIKH.  That's Two Votes Sheikh.  One Vote JJ8.

 

 

 

 

 

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Cap reveals the seventh vote.

 

CAP: JJ8.  We are tied.  Two votes each.  One Vote Remains.

 

 

 

 

 

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Cap reveals the eighth vote.

 

 

 

 

 

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CAP: Twenth's Survivor voted off the Island

 

 

 

 

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CAP: And the first member of our Jury.

 

 

 

 

 

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CAP:

 

 

 

 

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CAP:

 

 

 

 

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CAP: SHEIKH

 

Sheikh turns to ZeeSoh.

 

SHEIKH: 1-1, sir.  Next Time you won't be so lucky.

 

Sheikh brings his torch to Cap.

 

She SNAPS it in half.

 

CAP: The Tribal Has Spoken.

 

 

 

 

 

 

CAP: Everyone else, please ascend the escalators.  Your Weekend Challenge Awaits.

[SLAM!]

[Legion Again]

[Gasps in English]

[Legion Again]

Will post-council but pre-weekend expense tuck shop totals be posted? M

 

edit: Upon reading more closely it’s all pretty obvious, no real need.

Edited November 23, 2019 by Thanos Legion

[Cap]

WEEKEND CHALLENGE

 

 

 

@Claire of Themyscira @DAJK @JJ-8 @Keanu @PanaMovie @Thanos Legion @ZeeSoh ascend two flights of escalators to the Lincoln Square 13 IMAX Lobby.  They see an old friend waiting for them:

 

Kevin Feige, in his trademark blazer and Ms Marvel hat, aimlessly picks at his popcorn.

 

Cap and @SLAM! walk up to side on both of his side.  He offers SLAM! some popcorn.  SLAM! accepts.

 

CONFESSIONAL:

• PANAMOVIE: We didn't predict a Marvel movie this week.
• DAJK: No Marty.  Boo.
• ZEESOH: Yeah, this won't end well.

 

SLAM!: Welcome, Survivors, to your Weekend Immunity Challenge.  This week we're partaking in a true Survivor Classic: The Endurance Test.  How badly do you want it.

 

CLAIRE: Wait.  You can't be serious.

ZEESOH: It'd take like two days to watch every Marvel Movie.

THANOS: It'd take 43 hours and 51 minutes.

 

SLAM and Cap nod at the Survivors, and then at back to Feige.

 

CAP: Kevin, take it away.

 

FEIGE: Even as a kid, I was aware of the power of storytelling.  It was amazing that I could dive into a world that was nothing like my own, and I could relate to it, and I could learn from it; that I could be entered by it, and aspire to it.  For me movies were the ultimate expression of emotional, captivating storytelling.  Seeing stories living and breathing on the big screen was very powerful as a kid. And it is still is today.  A big giant screen in a room full of people.

 

CAP: That is exactly what we're going to do today.  Behind those doors is the Lincoln Square 13 IMAX.  It is the largest IMAX screen in the country standing at sixty feet tall and one hundred feet wide, and fully equipped with a 4K Laser projector and surround sound.  I have the privilege of watching Avengers: Endgame here Opening Weekend.  It changed my life.

 

SLAM!: Not what we're watching today, though.

 

FEIGE: Today, thanks to our friends at Disney, I bring digitally remastered copies of all the Disney Princess Movies.  Your challenge, if you want to call it that, is to marathon all twelve movies.  

 

CAP: I SO EXCITED!

 

All of the Survivors look unimpressed. 

 

CONFESSIONAL:

• PANAMOVIE: Whenever she's excited, that's never a good thing.

 

They all still look so unimpressed.

 

JJ-8: That's it?  We just have to watch a bunch of Disney movies?

 

CONFESSIONAL:

• ZEESOH: [Glares at the Camera]
• JJ8: This is way too easy.

 

SLAM! and Cap burst out laughing.

 

CONFESSIONAL:

• JJ8: And there it is.

 

SLAM!: If only.  You will enter the theater. You will pick a seat.  That will be your seat for the entire Marathon.  You will turn to the screen.  Once you have looked at the screen, you can not look away for more than thirty seconds.  You turn away --

CAP: You're out.

SLAM!: You close your eyes for more than thirty seconds --

FEIGE You're out.

SLAM!: You fall asleep --

CAP: You're out.

SLAM!: You can get up and walk around, but you MUST return to your seat, and you CAN NOT take your ideas off the screen, or --

FEIGE: You're out!

SLAM!: OH, and obviously you can not go to the bathroom.

 

CAP:  All right, everyone.  Let's go on in.

SLAM!: [to Feige] Will you join us?

 

Feige looks at this phone.

 

FEIGE: For a bit.  I have about two hours before I meet Marty for Frozen at the St. James.

 

 

The Survivors file into the theater and pick their seats.  DAJK goes up to the third row from the back, left off center, knowing those are the best seats.  Claire and ZeeSoh follow, seating in the row before a couple seats away.  Keanu and Thanos head right to the top row, center, back.  Only Thanos' head is too big and the seats are too small.  They have to move to the Handicap area in the back.  JJ-8 and PanaMovie takes a sit down center in the middle.

 

SLAM!, Cap, and Feige take their seats near the back on the opposite side of the Theater to Keanu and Thanos.  SLAM! opens out his iPad, which has cameras on all of the contestants.

 

The lights go dark.  

 

 

Everyone makes it through Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs without incident.  As the credits role, SLAM! asks if everyone's dong fine.  Without any pause, the next movie starts.

 

PANAMOVIE: [without take his eyes away] This isn't Cinderella?

CAP: Cinderella's an Official Princess.  They don't say what version.

CLAIRE: YESSSSS.

 

It's not the 1950 version, but the iconic 1997 Brandy Version.  

 

 

Everyone's so amazed by the glory on the screen they all last through the movie.

 

CONFESSIONAL:

• CLAIRE: It's sooooo good.
• DAJK: This is way too easy. 

  

Feige slips out as they start:

 

 

CONFESSIONAL:

• PANAMOVIE: Why are we skipping Sleeping Beauty?
• THANOS: This is Prince Phillip Erasure.

 

Everyone's seems to be digging it, when Claire gets an idea.

 

CLAIRE: [loudly, singing intentionally off key] WHAT WOULD I GIVE TO LIVE WHERE YOU ARE?

KEANU: [shouting without lookin from the screen] Claire!

CLAIRE: WHAT WOULD I PAY TO STAY HERE BESIDE YOUUUU?

ZEESOH: [shouting without lookin from the screen] Scuttle isn't in this one!

CLAIRE: WHAT WOULD I DO TO SEE YOU SMILING AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!!

DAJK: [shouting without looking from the screen] Claire, it won't work!

CLAIRE: WHERE WOULD WE WALK?

JJ8: CLAIRE!

CLAIRE: WHERE WOULD WE RUN?

JJ8: STOP IT!!

CLAIRE: IF WE COULD STAY ALL DAY IN THE SUUUUN?

 

PanaMovie covers his ears but keeps looking at the screen.

 

CLAIRE: JUST YOU AND MEEEEE, AND I COULD BEEEEE

 

JJ8 snaps and turns back to Claire.

 

JJ8: SHUT UP.

 

Claire does, smugly blowing JJ8 a kiss.  Only -- 

 

JJ8: She's looking at me!

CLAIRE: I'm looking at the screen, you're down screen!

JJ8: No, no, you looked at me.  You're out too!

CLAIRE: I haven't taken my eyes off the screen!

 

SLAM! pulls up his iPad to review the tapes.  

 

SLAM!: I'm sorry, JJ8 is right.  You looked away for :40 seconds, :10 seconds longer than allowed.  You're out!

 

They both walk out of the theater, bickering.

 

JJ8: HA!

CLAIRE: Garbage!

JJ8: This is what you get for trying to ruin the Best Song Of All Time.

CLAIRE: Oh, please, it's not Reflections.

 

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SLAM!: And JJ8 and Claire are the first eliminated

 

1	Claire	85.51%	0%	85.51%
2	JJ-8	85.41%	0%	85.41%

 

 

 

JJ8 opts to leave the theater for the concession stand.  Peace Out.  He doesn't go back for the rest of the film.  He does return to watch SLAM! walk down in the front of the theater.

 

SLAM!: All right, time to bargain.  Any of you think you are safe?  You can stay and watch out next movie, or you have this.

 

He holds up a ticket to an Advanced Screening of Knives Out.

 

SLAM!: You can watch Cap lose her mind over Chris Evans in a sweater or watch:

 

 

Without so much of a thought, Keanu gets up and starts walking down the stairs.  Out of her pocket she takes a Candy Apple and eats it.  

 

THANOS: What?  Keanu?

KEANU: The animals don't talk in this, and that's lame. 

 

Keanu takes the ticket out of SLAM!'s hand.

 

CONFESSIONAL:

• KEANU: I mean, it's Chris Evans.

 

KEANU: Thank you!

 

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SLAM!:  Keanu exist next.

 

1	Keanu	91.32%	2%	93.32%
2	Claire	85.51%	0%	85.51%
3	JJ-8	85.41%	0%	85.41%

 

 

Pocahontas stops for:

 

 

CONFESSIONAL:

• DAJK: We're not watching them in order.  She's just torturing us.  Where's Belle?
• THANOS: I'm still confused on how this is a Challenge.
• ZEESOH: We dodged a huge bullet with Pocahontas.  Rest will be easy breezy.
• PANAMOVIE: I hope they show Beauty and the Beast next.

 

The Survivors have been staring at the screen for five hours and thirty-five minutes.

 

DAJK: Please show Beauty and the Beast.

THANOS: Does it have to be a Princess?  Can we watch Frozen?

ZEESOH: Mulan.  Show Mulan!

PANAMOVIE: I vote for Brave!

ZEESOH: Or Aladdin!

 

The movie begins:

 

 

DAJK: Aw, C'MON!  She's not even a Disney Princess!

SLAM!: She is now!

DAJK: You can't be serious!

SLAM!: Praise Corporate Consolation!  Soon Anastasia will get a Live-Action Reboot, and Merch, and --

DAJK: Nope. I'm out! 

 

DAJK gets up from his seat.  He takes out his Candy Apple.  

 

DAJK: This should be enough to get me through.  I'm done!    

 

SLAM! looks at DAJK.  

 

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SLAM!: I'm sorry, it's not. DAJK is the next member out.  You also have the current, lowest score.

 

1	Keanu	91.32%	2%	93.32%
2	Claire	85.51%	0%	85.51%
3	JJ-8	85.41%	0%	85.41%
4	DAJK	83.39%	2%	85.39%

 

 

DAJK pales.

 

He looks back to the other three.  

 

 

SLAM! stops the movie and suddenly starts:

 

 

EVERYONE: YAY!

 

To Celebate, Thanos, PanaMovie, and ZeeSoh all takes out Candy Apples.  

 

The remaining three get through Beauty and the Beast without incident.  They've now been staring at the screen for eleven hours.  

 

Cap strolls back in.

 

CAP: How's everyone doing?

THANOS: I can do this all day.

CAP: That's my line.

 

SLAM!: We have just three players left.  Anyone ready to tap out?

 

Thanos and ZeeSoh eat another Candy Apple.  

THANOS AND ZEESOH: Nope.

 

The next movie begins. 

 

 

Before the three remaining Survivors can say anything:

 

CAP: We're ignoring this technicality.  Queen or Princess.  They are still the Royals of Our Heart.

 

PanaMovie, without taking his eyes off the screen, he gets up to pace the row.  When he tries to return back to his seat, he finds he can't.  DAJK has snuck back in and taken his place.  PanaMovie jumps when he sits on DAJK, and looks away from the screen at him.

 

DAJK smirks.

 

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CAP: And our fifth person out is PanaMovie.

 

1	Keanu	91.32%	2%	93.32%
2	Claire	85.51%	0%	85.51%
3	JJ-8	85.41%	0%	85.41%
4	DAJK	83.39%	2%	85.39%
5	PanaMovie	81.83	2%	83.83%

 

 

SLAM!: Oh No!  PanaMovie's now in last place!

 

ZeeSoh pops his third candy apple of the night.  He knows he just needs to outlast Thanos.

 

Thanos, though, is starting to feel strange.  There's something deep inside him that's yearning to break out.  He hears a voice calling.  The more he watches the movie, the more he feels compelled by what he sees.  Was Feige right?  Is he learning from Anna?  Is he aspiring to be Elsa?  Is he ready to let it all go?

 

There's a BLAST in the theater.

 

Thanos disappears.  ZeeSoh doesn't take his eyes off the screen.

 

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CAP: OMIGAWD.  ZeeSoh wins Immunity!

 

1	ZeeSoh	89.20%	6%	95.20%
2	Keanu	91.32%	2%	93.32%
3	Thanos Legion	86.62%	4%	90.62%
4	Claire	85.51%	0%	85.51%
5	JJ-8	85.41%	0%	85.41%
6	DAJK	83.39%	2%	85.39%
7	PanaMovie	81.83	2%	83.83%

 

 

 

SLAM!: I'm sorry, PanaMovie.  That means you are the next person eliminated from the game and the second member of our Jury.  

 

PanaMovie nods.  He comes up and shakes SLAM! and Cap's hands.  

 

PANAMOVIE: It has been an honor.  And now, I need to sleep.

 

PanaMovie waves to everyone as he exists.  They wave back.

 

KEANU:  But what?  Where is Thanos?

 

Everyone turns to hear rushing from the row where Thanos sat.  They all run up to investigate.

 

SLAM!: Oh.  

CAP: This will all make sense when I am older.

 

 

[Legion Again]

Greetings, fellow citizens. 

[ZeeSoh]

Since Thanos is no where to be found, it seems like he quit, naturally got scared of my uber score!!

 

I suggest we might as well remove him from the player list. 

[Cap]

TUCK SHOP
ITEM	PRICE	REWARD
Candy Apple	3 Coins	2% boost to your average prediction
Recycle Pad	5 Coins	Doubles your Tribal Council vote
Rotten Apple	5 Coins	Reduces other player's average by -2%. Can be used for weekly challenges or second immunity
Copy Machine	8 Coins	Steal the score of ANY player for a weekend challenge
HOW TO REDEEM
Indicate which item you want to use when you send in your weekly or immunity predictions
HOW TO OBTAIN
FIVE COINS to 1st Place in Weekend Challenge
THREE COINS to 2nd and 3rd Highest in Weekend Challenge
THREE COINS to Winner of Tribal Immunity
In the case that a player who did not send in predictions is on the winning team, that player will not receive tuck shop coins.

 

 

CURRENT TUCK SHOP TOTALS

 

Tuck Shop Current Balance
21	@ZeeSoh
19	@Keanu
10	@Arendelle Legion
5	@DAJK
1	@JJ-8
0	@Claire of Themyscira

 

TRIBAL IMMUNITY

 

 

TRIBAL IMMUNITY: PREDICT THE FOLLOWING MONDAY GROSSES OF...

• A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood
• Frozen II
• Knives Out
• Queen & Slim
• Harriet

They are due at Monday, December 2, 2019 at 9:59PM PST / 12:59AM EST / 4:59AM GMT / 3:59PM KST.  You also need to submit your vote for Tribal Council when you submit your predictions.  

 

 

One.

 

More.

 

Thing.

 

In the spirit of kicking off the Giving Season, 

 

TUCK SHOP CHALLENGE

 

PREDICT THE FOLLOWING SATURDAY GROSSES OF...

• 21 Bridges
• A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood
• Charlie's Angels
• Ford v Ferrari
• Frozen II
• Knives Out
• Queen & Slim
• Harriet

They are due at Saturday, November 30, 2019 at 8:59AM PST / 11:59AM EST

 

This is OPTIONAL and FOR COINS ONLY.

 

The scores will be determined at BASE SCORE ONLY.  NO TUCK SHOP ITEMS.  If your score is within the following accuracy, you get that many coins.  We will reveal this on Sunday Night, and you can use them for Monday's Tribal.

 

99.00 - 100.0 - 16 Coins

97.50 - 98.99 - 11 Coins

95.00 - 97.49 - 8 Coins

90.00 - 94.99 - 5 Coins

80.00 - 89.99 - 3 Coins

 

PLEASE NOTE THAT I HAVE MOVED THE DEADLINES UP 2 HOURS.

 

There have been too many opportunities with Charlie posting early numbers to see them.  This is just cleaner.  And then we're not holding up the whole weekend thread.  I'm sure we can all make this work.  Thank you.  

 

[Cap]

@Arendelle Legion @Claire of Themyscira @DAJK @JJ-8 @Keanu @ZeeSoh

 

Tuck Shop Bonus got moved up to NOON EST on Saturday.  Thank you.

[JJ-8]

@captainwondyful

ok just calculating times .. the bonus is due

 

They are due at Saturday, November 30, 2019 at 8:59AM PST / 11:59AM EST

which in my local time is 1st December 2.59AM AEST (1st Dec 1.59AM KST etc)

 

So it's due in just over 16 hours from now right ?  

 

 

[Cap]

Yes.  Sounds right.  Sydney is 16+ NYC. @JJ-8

[JJ-8]

2 hours ago, captainwondyful said:

Yes.  Sounds right.  Sydney is 16+ NYC. @JJ-8

Brisbane here mate. And Sydney is on ADST +1 hr from here (daylights savings). But thanks. 

[Legion Again]

8 minutes ago, JJ-8 said:

Brisbane here mate. And Sydney is on ADST +1 hr from here (daylights savings). But thanks. 

13 hours and 4 minutes from now.

[Cap]

@Arendelle Legion @Claire of Themyscira @DAJK @JJ-8 @Keanu @ZeeSoh

 

 

I have tabled the Saturday Tuck Shop Coins Challenge. The results are in.

 

Five people submitted.  One person submitted late so they did not count. 

 

Let's Review What's at Stake:

 

99.00 - 100.0 - 16 Coins

97.50 - 98.99 - 11 Coins

95.00 - 97.49 - 8 Coins

90.00 - 94.99 - 5 Coins

80.00 - 89.99 - 3 Coins

 

And the results are:

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JJ8	92.00%	5 Coins
Keanu	91.50%	5 Coins
Arendelle	91.63%	5 Coins
ZeeSoh	92.43%	5 Coins

 

 

Congratulations!  You can use the coins for Monday's Immunity Challenge or save them for next Week's Weekend Challenge.

 

The Current Tuck Shop Totals are now:

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Tuck Shop Current Balance
26	ZeeSoh
24	Keanu
15	Arendelle Legion
6	JJ-8
5	DAJK
0	Claire of Themyscira

 

 

PLEASE MIND THE DEADLINE AND DATES.  AND PLEASE REMEMBER Tribal Council Votes and Immunity Picks are Due:

 

Immunity Challenge Predictions due at Monday, December 2, 2019 at 9:59PM PST / 12:59AM EST / 2:59AM AEST.  You also need to submit your vote for Tribal Council when you submit your predictions.

[Legion Again]

The strategy of “predict Fri studio estimate where available, Charlie’s Fri estimate for Harriet” scores 92.6%, beating everyone who competed 😝

Edited December 2, 2019 by Arendelle Legion

[Cap]

On 11/27/2019 at 7:33 PM, captainwondyful said:

TRIBAL IMMUNITY

 

TRIBAL IMMUNITY: PREDICT THE FOLLOWING MONDAY GROSSES OF...

• A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood
• Frozen II
• Knives Out
• Queen & Slim
• Harriet

They are due at Monday, December 2, 2019 at 9:59PM PST / 12:59AM EST / 4:59AM GMT / 3:59PM KST.  You also need to submit your vote for Tribal Council when you submit your predictions.  ZeeSoh has Immunity and Can Not be Voted Out.  

 

This your three hour reminder!  Predictions got moved up!  Everything is due in THREE HOURS.

 

@ZeeSoh @Keanu @JJ-8 @DAJK @Claire of Themyscira @Arendelle Legion

[Cap]

TRIBAL COUNCIL

 

 

The Judys enter the Tribal Council area the the Old Pier 54, the intended final destination for the Titanic.  First comes in @Claire of Themyscira, then @DAJK, then @JJ-8, then @Keanu.  They place their torches in the sand buckets covered with James Cameron movie posters.  Then they take their seats two rows of old movie theater seats. 

 

@SLAM! and Captain Wondyful stand before the campfire fueled by old celluloid film.

 

They all look toward the entrance, waiting. 

 

Out comes @Arendelle Legion in his newly reborn form:

 

 

@Arendelle Legion: Ooooh, Wow.  Look at all the James Cameron memorabilia! You know, memorabilia is all about memory, and I have a theory about memory --

 

CAP: Yes, yes, we know, Olaf.  Take your seat by --

OLAF: [Walking to the Fire] Oh it's so warm! I love it!  [beat] Though why are you burning celluloid film?  The toxins are so bad for you --

CAP: Olaf, focus! 

 

She points to his seat, and he waddles over.  

 

 

CAP: Welcome, my Judy dears.  We're now going to bring in the Jury: @Sheikh and @PanaMovie.

 

Sheikh and PanaMovie enter and sit in the cushy luxury recliners.  They even have soda and popcorn.

 

OLAF: Hi, Friends!

SLAM!: Please remember our Jurys only here to observe.  Do not address them or try to engage.

 

Cap and SLAM! take a sit in their directors chairs.

 

CAP: So.

SLAM!: How was your week?

 

Olaf uses one of his arms to raise the other arm.

 

OLAF: Oh!  Oh!  Me!  So it was exhilarating, exhausting, emotional, existential.  Why am I here?  Where are Elsa and Anna?  Who are these people?  I mean, really, who are these people.  There's so much bad mojo coming from here. [Olaf motions to everyone.]  First they say they're friends, and then they stab each other in the back like villains, and they they're friends again.  It's an ethical quagmire. And I think I would like to go home.

 

CAP: You want to go home?  You are forfeiting Survivor?

OLAF: [deadly serious] No. These candy-asses will never get rid of me, for I am the true Annotated Winner, and I will destroy anyone in my path.  [Perky again.] See, why did I say that? The bad mojo is contagious.  

 

SLAM!: Speaking of ethics, let's go back to the beginning of the week.  There were questions about if people saw Jedi Jat's early numbers.  It caused us to have a sudden death immunity challenge.  Last night Jat posted his numbers early again.  DAJK, what do you think?  Should people use the numbers?
DAJK: If everyone can use them, why not?  We use Deadline's predictions, or Box Office Pro's predictions on Thursday.  It's just more data.  What's important is how do you interpret the data.

SLAM!: Even if JJ8's 16 hours off?

JJ8: Oh, I'm great, mate.  I'm feeling gravy about the game.  I'm loving playin with everyone.  I'm loving you always keeping everyone on their toes.

SLAM!: You've been up for elimination multiple times.  You have no coins.  You've been on the bottom in multiple challenges.

JJ8: Yet I'm still here.  It's all part of the plan.

 

CAP: And you ZeeSoh?

ZEESOH: Oh, I'm good.  [He throws up his hands faking innocence.] I have immunity.  I'm not saying word.

 

SLAM!: Did any of you look?

KEANU: No.  I work hard on my numbers.  I am here because I work hard, and play hard.  

 

CAP: So you think that we should make this 100% merit based.  No research.

KEANU: I think the best person should be here.

 

CLAIRE: Girl, stop vaguing. If you have something to say, say it to my face.

KEANU: I'm not vaguing.

CLAIRE: Puh-leeese.  You are the most two-faced of us all.  With me, what you see, is what you get.  With her?  Nothing but a common reality TV star --

 

CAP: Ah, ah, we got it.  Don't need to say the word.

CLAIRE: She Jedi Mind Tricked Sheikh into basically forfeiting, and now she's coming for me.  

KEANU: If your scores are as good as you boast, you should be fine.

 

CAP: Is that why you voted against allowing Claire's Tuck Shop Coins Predictions to Count?

 

Claire stands.  

 

CLAIRE: Excuse me?

CAP: I offered the Survivors a deal. They could let your predictions, that you submitted an hour late, count.  You'd get the coins you won.  And for their generosity, they'd get an extra two coins.  Or they could vote to not let your predictions count.  You'd get no coins, and they'd not get the extra.  They chose not to let your predictions count.

 

Claire looks around in a rage.

 

CLAIRE: You ——.

SLAM!: Hey, we aren't in England.  Let's not be Daisy Ridley!

 

CLAIRE [to Cap]: You let them decide!

CAP: I love a good mortality play.

OLAF: Claire, you seem very mad.  But I promise, this will all make sense when you get older.

 

CAP: And with that, let's reveal the results of the immunity challenge.  

SLAM!:  If anyone has any tuck shop items they wish to use, please present them.

 

Keanu stands.  She walks over and hands SLAM! a Candy Apple.

 

SLAM!: This is a tuck shop item.  Keanu will have +2% to her scores.

 

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DAJK

DNS

 

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JJ8

90.52%

 

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ARENDELLE

91.68%

 

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KEANU

94.04%

 

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CLAIRE

94.30%

 

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CAP: Claire has the highest base score of 94.30%, but with Keanu's scores and candy apple combine, her final score is 96.04%.

 

Keanu Wins Immunity and 3 Coins.

 

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SLAM!: That means not votes cast against Keanu or ZeeSoh will count.  It's time to vote. 

 

Sheikh and PanaMovie watch as the six remaining Survivors walk into the voting booth.

 

Once they all vote, Cap goes and retrieves the voting vase.

 

CAP: If anyone has any tuck shop items they wish to use, now would be the time to do so.

 

KEANU stands.  She walks over and hands Cap a RECYCLE PAD.

 

CAP:  WHo do you wish to use this on?

KEANU: Claire. 

 

CAP:  All right.  The votes stand at One Vote Claire.  I will read the votes:

 

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CAP: First vote: KEANU.  Does not count.  One vote Claire.

 

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Cap looks at the vote.  She flips it over to reveal OLAF.

 

CAP: One vote Claire. One vote Olaf

 

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Cap reveals the next vote.

 

CAP: Third vote goes to... JJ8.  One vote Claire.  One vote Olaf.  One vote JJ8.

 

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Cap reveals the next vote:

 

CAP:  Fourth vote goes to DAJK.

 

Olaf perks up. 

 

OLAF:  Oh!  Oh, that's MINE!  I think I was supposed to vote for someone else, but I didn't want DAJK to be left out!  

 

CAP:  One vote Claire.  One vote Olaf.  One vote JJ8.  One vote DAJK.  One vote left. 

 

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Cap pulls out the last vote.

 

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She looks at it.

 

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CAP: Next person voted out of Sur(VI)vor.

 

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She flips over the vote.

 

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CAP: CLAIRE.

 

Claire stands up and grabs her torch.  She plants it in front of SLAM! and Cap.

 

SLAM! extinguishes her flame

 

SLAM!: The tribe has spoken.

 

Claire turns around.

 

CLAIRE:  I hope you're happy now.  I hope this was worth it.  Because I'm on the jury now, and I will make sure that none of your clowns win.  I will haunt your dreams.  And I will be back.  And I will not forget. Or forgive.

 

And with a hair flip, Claire turns around and struts out of the Tribal Area.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Next Episode: I Solved It At The Public

[SLAM!]

And then there were five...

[Claire of Themyscira]

I guess this is goodbye...for now, bitches.

 

I hope you all know I am the one of the deciding factors to who wins this season. Bet y'all asses, I will remember who backstabbed and lied to me. I may forgive, but I never forget. And I WILL be having some words with the Jury about this. You all got me fucked up.

 

Anyways, more about me and less about y'all basic asses, I played one hell of a game this season, and I knew at some point people would see me as a contender because of my mastermind. From my conversations with many contestants in this game, I realized I was a target for elimination for about five times, and lately, I was the main target these past FOUR weeks. Took you all a long time to get me out, and you all had to go through hell and back, even losing some of your own allies in the process. I am a bad bitch, period.

 

While inconsistent due to everything going on in my life, and Captain Wondyful (@captainwondyful) has been aware of my situation, I have nothing but adoration and love for her. Thank you for continuing this game. I appreciate all the effort and time you spend in writing these great stories. You make one hell of a storyteller, and I especially wanna say thank you for capturing my essence and personality right, very few get that right.

 

To all those who remained loyal and truthful, I thank you for your service. I will remember this if I ever decide to return. As you all know, I was originally not supposed to be on this season, but Slam (@SLAM!) was very nice and allowed me to be the last contestant to join (before Spaghetti tried to one up).

 

I hope some of you (not all) are careful with you who trust and align with in this game as it is clear there is one person playing both sides of the game. Good luck to my boos cause I will not be forgiving as the baddest Jury member, know that.

Edited December 4, 2019 by Claire of Themyscira

[Cap]

TUCK SHOP TOTALS & INFO

 

TUCK SHOP
ITEM	PRICE	REWARD
Candy Apple	3 Coins	2% boost to your average prediction
Recycle Pad	5 Coins	Doubles your Tribal Council vote
Rotten Apple	5 Coins	Reduces other player's average by -2%. Can be used for weekly challenges or second immunity
Copy Machine	8 Coins	Steal the score of ANY player for a weekend challenge
HOW TO REDEEM
Indicate which item you want to use when you send in your weekly or immunity predictions
HOW TO OBTAIN
FIVE COINS to 1st Place in Weekend Challenge
THREE COINS to 2nd and 3rd Highest in Weekend Challenge
THREE COINS to Winner of Tribal Immunity
In the case that a player who did not send in predictions is on the winning team, that player will not receive tuck shop coins.

 

Tuck Shop Current Balance
26	@ZeeSoh
19	@Keanu
15	@Arendelle Legion
6	@JJ-8
5	@DAJK

 

 

WEEKEND CHALLENGE #14

PREDICT THE FOLLOWING WEEKEND GROSSES:

 

21 Bridges

Dark Waters

Frozen II

Knives Out

Last Christmas

PLAYMOBIL

Portrait of a Lady on Fire

Queen & Slim

 

Predictions Due by December 5, 2019 at 9:59PM PST / 12:59AM EST / 3:59PM AEST