Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets | July 21, 2017 | FLOP OF THE YEAR

[Napoleon]

My body is ready

[Eric is Quiet]

Why exactly does Besson announce trailers for this movie so many weeks in advance?


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[YM!]

1 hour ago, That One Guy said:

FINALLY.

If the trailer dope enough for me, I'll join that $200M+ club of yours.

[Arlborn]

The 30th?! That's still so far away...

 

At least we have a date now, finally. I've watched that first trailer way too much already. Still watch it every couple of days though.

[Captain H]

I think I jizzed a little. I'm so damn ready. Side note, I'm still a bit iffy about Dane as Valerian. Really should've went with one of those young twinks since they have the same acting range anyway. 

[marveldcfox]

Really looking forward to this but boy is it going to be a major bomb worldwide. Why didn't Luc hire charismatic leads with some box office appeal? Really depressing to even think about it.

[CaptainJackSparrow]

I didn't care much for the first trailer, mainly because of the awful music. I hope the second trailer is much better, I want more space movies to do well.

[WrathOfHan]

Just now, CaptainJackSparrow said:

I didn't care much for the first trailer, mainly because of the awful music. I hope the second trailer is much better, I want more space movies to do well.

[John Marston]

Dane DeHaan is a creepy looking guy. Don't get why they would

think he can be a star 

[CaptainJackSparrow]

I mean the music is good, just not suited at all for the trailer.

[kayumanggi]

5 minutes ago, John Marston said:

Dane DeHaan is a creepy looking guy. Don't get why they would

think he can be a star 

 

He is a great actor. If you want good looking guys, look for models.

[Mikasa Ackerman]

2 hours ago, kayumanggi said:

 

He is a great actor. If you want good looking guys, look for models.

 

Somewhere between great actor and model is the sweet spot of bankable action lead. DeHaan isn't that.

[davincicode1]

I won't be seeing it because I am offended by that casting, particulary Dane

[kayumanggi]

2 hours ago, Mikasa Ackerman said:

 

Somewhere between great actor and model is the sweet spot of bankable action lead. DeHaan isn't that.

 

Just like many actors in Hollywood, but they are good/great in what they do.

[That One Girl]

4 hours ago, davincicode1 said:

I won't be seeing it because I am offended by that casting, particulary Dane

 

How the fuck can the casting of someone in a role be offensive.  The fuck.  Are you automatically opposed to any single white guy who decides to be in a movie?

[davincicode1]

10 minutes ago, That One Guy said:

 

How the fuck can the casting of someone in a role be offensive.  The fuck.  Are you automatically opposed to any single white guy who decides to be in a movie?

Where did I mention his race?

Cara should stick to modeling, she has no business doing movies and DeHaan has no charisma and doesn't deserve to be in this kind of movies, he should stick to coming-out of age indie flicks, that is his niche.

[That One Girl]

2 minutes ago, davincicode1 said:

Where did I mention his race?

Cara should stick to modeling, she has no business doing movies and DeHaan has no charisma and doesn't deserve to be in this kind of movies, he should stick to coming-out of age indie flicks, that is his niche.

 

So you're offended by the casting of actors that you don't like.

 

also you've mentioned race way too many times in other threads so it's quite obvious what you're alluding to here.

[davincicode1]

7 minutes ago, That One Guy said:

 

So you're offended by the casting of actors that you don't like.

 

also you've mentioned race way too many times in other threads so it's quite obvious what you're alluding to here.

Because he's a man of no discernible talent or notability, and yet he seems to appear everywhere. Same goes for the girl

[RandomCat]

7 minutes ago, davincicode1 said:

Because he's a man of no discernible talent or notability, and yet he seems to appear everywhere. Same goes for the girl

 

He was pretty good in Chronicle. Thought he was good in ASM2, as well.

[Arlborn]

12 days and counting.