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Spaghetti's Haiku Reviews (Creator Didn't Bribe Me)

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Yes, this is the case.All of my film reviews this yearwill be in Haiku.Take 2 requests.I will see each, followed byTop 25.Will I like your film?Will Numbers win here again?This shall be very fun._________________

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LUCID

Levitt stars as.....what?

Still, it was very unique & fun.

Garfield is okay.

B

Levitt is an ass.

Not in real life! I love him!

That sounded awkward.

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WORLDS APART

Part big blockbuster,

part effective war drama,

and all amazing.

A-

Sherlock and James Kirk

are now together at last!

Delicioso!

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RATCHET AND CLANK

Very exciting!

Plot was forgettable, though.

Tatum had fun here.

Video game movies

In real life, they are all doomed.

But in CAYOM's world...

B-

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What happened to the long haikus?

I thought it was cheating to have a bunch of long Haikus. :P It's more challening to get to the point with just one, so that's what I'm doing from now on. Edited by Spaghetti
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THE AFFAIR

Finhcer's an odd choice,

but the story's still solid.

Strong escapism.

Awesome ensemble,

Led by a badass Tom Jane.

It's milk and eggs, bitch.

B+

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KILLER HUSBAND

Derivative plot,

and the title ruins the end.

Such lack of payoff.

Secret vacation?

Nope. My wife's cheating on me!

Rick is a moron.

C

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I looked at it again. I felt like as an interesting thought provoked, the film seemed dissapointing. Fortunately, it's still a damn fun movie.

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