THE MARTIAN | Oct 2, 2015 | Will compete as a comedy at the Golden Globes

[WrathOfHan]

What a BORING ASS movie!!

 

This is ANTI-Gravity. Where Gravity was a walk to Hell and back - this was just a walk through the park.

 

Still much better than Intheshitter though. But it won't touch Gravity's greatness in any way, shape or form.

 

As the Shay was busy telling you all for the past three months.

[Ethan Hunt]

What a BORING ASS movie!!

This is ANTI-Gravity. Where Gravity was a walk to Hell and back - this was just a walk through the park.

Still much better than Intheshitter though. But it won't touch Gravity's greatness in any way, shape or form.

As the Shay was busy telling you all for the past three months.

In case anyone needed any more confirmation that The Martian was a great movie

[shayhiri]

Hey, maybe you just like boring. Kids do that all the time.

 

Me, I'm 40. I don't have all the time in the world anymore. I have to be choosy.

[DeeCee]

 

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DAR.  Problem solved.

[shayhiri]

Was The Martian based on a true story??

 

 

You'd be surprised how many more people think the same about The Moon Landings.

Edited October 11, 2015 by I am the MockingShay

[shayhiri]

You have come to the right person.

 

Just give me an hour to consult my books and visions.

 

One hour later - the books have spoken.

 

I am truly sorry to inform you that Passengers will be another pseudo-scifi clunker of no interest to most sane people. It will be perverse enough to form a mini cult of fat virgins though.

[Ethan Hunt]

This is going on Instagram

[Mr Terrific]

Thanks, Shay.

[TServo2049]

This is like a reverse of people not knowing Titanic was based on historical events.

Edited October 12, 2015 by TServo2049

[FilmBuff]

Never change shay.

[4815162342]

Hail Shay.

 

We who enjoy this movie and its success salute you.

[shayhiri]

I only went for the Martian vistas, because you know how much I like my visuals - and they were there, but really not enough to warrant even the first viewing of this filmed manual, let alone any others.

 

I am just not THAT easily impressed by the dramatic potential of shit fed Martian potatoes.

Edited October 12, 2015 by I am the MockingShay

[shayhiri]

I am just not THAT easily impressed by the dramatic potential of shit fed Martian potatoes.

 

OMG, and as if the rest of the torture was not enough, it just HAD to have the worst soundtrack possible...

 

Phuck this.

Edited October 12, 2015 by I am the MockingShay

[kowhite]

Shay didn't like Martian?

No wonder it's doing so well.

[shayhiri]

Rank the space movies.

 

Love the beautiful, intense and deep Gravity & Sunshine - by two of the best directors ever.

 

Hate or totally not impressed by all the others: 2001 Apollo 13 Interstellar The Martian Contact. Scifi can be such a bore - if not done by the best artists out there, able to capture its beauty and philosophy.

[Ethan Hunt]

OMG, and as if the rest of the torture was not enough, it just HAD to have the worst soundtrack possible...

Phuck this.

Don't like disco music Shay?

[Avatree]

Was The Martian based on a true story??

 

 

You'd be surprised how many more people think the same about The Moon Landings.

[kowhite]

Well you're right on the ones you like.

And I fell asleep watching Apollo 13 the first time. And I love a Contact, but it's flawed.

So ok, this is reasonable.

[shayhiri]

Don't like disco music Shay?

 

Hate it. I was born in 75 and hated it even back then.

 

By 85 I was a true Metal.

[kowhite]

Wait wait WAIT...Martian isn't a true story?

I guess that leaves Moon for awesome true story scifi movies. Right?