Weekend thread: GOTG2 63 m | Snatched 17.5 mi | King Arthur 14.7 m

[WrathOfHan]

1 minute ago, aabattery said:

 

You want Hailee Steinfeld's penis inside you?

 

 

No, I'm the guy that passes by her  

 

Spoiler

Though the opposite is also true; I would like to stick my [nope]

 

1 minute ago, Tele Came Back said:

 

It's poisoned for me now. 

 

 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[aabattery]

8 minutes ago, WrathOfHan said:

And you have the weirdest thing with that director  

 

 

At least my thing is fueled by positivity. Must be exhausting keeping up weird grudges with people you've never met.

[WrathOfHan]

Just now, aabattery said:

 

 

At least my thing is fueled by positivity. Must be exhausting keeping up weird grudges with people you've never met.

[Dementeleus]

Just now, filmlover said:

 

"Kirsten Dunst just isn't believable as a seductress. Sure she's pleasant to look at in a sort of blank-eyed doughy flyover way, but I'm sorry, I didn't buy that Colin Ferrell would ever fall for her. Certainly not like Bogie fell for Bacall."

[TalismanRing]

3 minutes ago, WrathOfHan said:

I want Colin Farrell to go full Ray Velcoro in the film. "YE VENGEFUL BITCHES!!!!!" is a start.

 

If Clint couldn't do it Colin has no chance.

 

 

[grey ghost]

29 minutes ago, drdungbeetle said:

Goldie Hawn's target demo should be in their Depends right about now.

 

@Tele Came Back

[drdungbeetle]

where are those damn Snatched numbers, I need to start making some "I hate Amy Schumer" jokes

[WrathOfHan]

Just now, TalismanRing said:

 

If Clint couldn't do it Colin has no chance.

 

 

Colin Farrell gets tortured by the darnedest things!

 

[cookie]

1 minute ago, Tele Came Back said:

 

"Kirsten Dunst just isn't believable as a seductress.

 

Hey she can seduce me anyday

[YM!]

3 minutes ago, drdungbeetle said:

where are those damn Snatched numbers, I need to start making some "I hate Amy Schumer" jokes

We can summon the number God: RTH. But we need a sacrifice.

[filmlover]

2 minutes ago, Tele Came Back said:

 

"Kirsten Dunst just isn't believable as a seductress. Sure she's pleasant to look at in a sort of blank-eyed doughy flyover way, but I'm sorry, I didn't buy that Colin Ferrell would ever fall for her. Certainly not like Bogie fell for Bacall."

I don't think he's ever topping comparing spousal support to rape. Good fucking god man.

[drdungbeetle]

1 minute ago, YourMother said:

We can summon the number God: RTH. But we need a sacrifice.

I've got a voodoo doll with Adam Sandler's snot to magic it, does that work?

[cookie]

1 minute ago, filmlover said:

I don't think he's ever topping comparing spousal support to rape. Good fucking god man.

 

Need sauce for that pls

[drdungbeetle]

1 minute ago, filmlover said:

I don't think he's ever topping comparing spousal support to rape. Good fucking god man.

Who are we talking about, Hulk Hogan?

[dxmatrixdt]

Hailee Steinfeld, Grey - Starving ft. Zedd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwjwCFZpdns

Edited May 13, 2017 by Matrix4You

[That One Girl]

9 minutes ago, YourMother said:

You have the weirdest thing for cringey stuff.

 

This is coming from the guy who spent 2 pages talking about Diary of a Wimpy Kid

[filmlover]

2 minutes ago, cookie said:

 

Need sauce for that pls

http://www.hollywood-elsewhere.com/2017/04/rewritten-version-peter-weirs-green-card/

 

Behold.

[TalismanRing]

2 minutes ago, Matrix4You said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwjwCFZpdns

 

Looks great, sounds like a chipmunk.

[YM!]

4 minutes ago, drdungbeetle said:

I've got a voodoo doll with Adam Sandler's snot to magic it, does that work?

Nope, needs to be a BOT sacrifice.

[baumer]

3 hours ago, Tele Came Back said:

 

"Kirsten Dunst just isn't believable as a seductress. Sure she's pleasant to look at in a sort of blank-eyed doughy flyover way, but I'm sorry, I didn't buy that Colin Ferrell would ever fall for her. Certainly not like Bogie fell for Bacall."

 

 

Stupendous