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[elcaballero]

11 minutes ago, aabattery said:

 

Lmao people even registering to the site just to shit on WOH now.

This is too funny. Keep it up, Han. 

[WrathOfHan]

Changing my Fargo icon to accurately reflect who I am. I ain't a winner like Nikki Swango.

[aabattery]

8 minutes ago, CoolioD1 said:

Forget superhero movie ranking fatigue, I've got superhero movie wanking fatigue. There's only so many shirtless scenes my dick can take Marvel.

 

It's hard to stay in control when you see those handsome HUNKA HUNKAS on the big screen.

[grey ghost]

Calling it now.

 

Cyborg will be lucky to make half what Black Panther makes.

[Zakiyyah6]

I hate the lists too but what are ya gonna do?

[GiantCALBears]

16 minutes ago, The Mummified Panda said:

All Marvel and DC Films ranked

 

1.Deadpool - A+

2.Guardians of the Galaxy - A+

3.Superman - A+

4.Wonder Woman - A

5.Logan - A

6.Spider-Man 2 - A

7.The Dark Knight - A

8.Superman II - A-

9.Iron Man - A-

10.Batman Begins - A-

11.Batman Returns - A-

12.Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 - A-

13.The Avengers - A-

14.Spider-Man - A-

15.Batman (1989) - A-

16.V for Vendetta - B+

17.Batman (1966) - B+

18.Big Hero 6 - B+

19.X2 - B+

20.X-Men: Days of Future Past - B+

21.Captain America: The First Avenger - B

22.Iron Man 3 - B

23.Thor - B

24.X-Men - B

25.Superman Returns - B

26.Doctor Strange - B

27.X-Men: First Class - B-

28.Batman Forever - B-

29.Captain America: The Winter Soldier - B-

30.Ant-Man - B-

31.The Wolverine - C+

32.The Dark Knight Rises - C+

33.Avengers: Age of Ultron - C+

34.Hulk - C+

35.Spider-Man 3 - C+

36.Captain America: Civil War - C+

37.Watchmen - C

38.The Amazing Spider-Man - C

39.The Incredible Hulk - C

40.Iron Man 2 - C-

41.Fantastic Four - C-

42.X-Men: The Last Stand - C-

43.Green Lanturn - D+

44.Thor: The Dark World - D+

45.Man of Steel - D

46.X-Men: Apocalypse - D

47.Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer - D

48.Blade - D

49.Daredevil - D

50.Superman III - D-

51.The Amazing Spider-Man 2 - D-

52.The Punisher - D-

53.Blade II - D-

54.Blade Trinity - D-

55.Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - D-

56.Suicide Squad - D-

57.Jonah Hex - F

58.Batman and Robin - F

59.Superman IV - F

60.Ghost Rider - F

61.Elektra - F

62.Howard The Duck - F

63.X-Men Origins: Wolverine - F

64.Fant4stic - F

65.Catwoman - F

666.Ghost Rider 2 - F

Stopped reading after I saw TDK in the seven spot 

[CJohn]

2 minutes ago, grey ghost said:

Calling it now.

 

Cyborg will be lucky to make half what Black Panther makes.

Calling it now.

 

Cyborg will be lucky to get made. 

[CJohn]

9 minutes ago, WrathOfHan said:

Changing my Fargo icon to accurately reflect who I am. I ain't a winner like Nikki Swango.

So

Spoiler

you are a poisoned dude in a coma who didn't even showed up in the last episode? 

 

[elcaballero]

1 minute ago, GiantCALBears said:

Stopped reading after I saw TDK in the seven spot 

Not when you saw Deadpool at number one? 

[GiantCALBears]

Just now, elcaballero said:

Not when you saw Deadpool at number one? 

I really enjoy(ed) Deadpool but yeah touche. I guess the point was to read on to find out where TDK was period haha. 

[WrathOfHan]

1 minute ago, CJohn said:

So

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you are a poisoned dude in a coma who didn't even showed up in the last episode? 

 

Das right.

 

Spoiler

I ain't cucking Varga; I'm getting cucked by Varga.

 

[Ethan Hunt]

26 minutes ago, aabattery said:

 

Lmao people even registering to the site just to shit on WOH now.

Han brings them in and I run them of to KJ

[WrathOfHan]

This could always be my icon instead

 

[That One Girl]

30 minutes ago, aabattery said:

 

Lmao people even registering to the site just to shit on WOH now.

 

Han gets them in here, Tele keeps them in here, and Ethan gets them out of here.

[That One Girl]

4 minutes ago, Ethan Hunt said:

Han brings them in and I run them of to KJ

 

GODDAMN IT ETHAN YOU STOLE MY JOKE

[baumer]

I don't think anyone would want to see my super hero rankings.  

[Ethan Hunt]

Just now, baumer said:

I don't think anyone would want to see my super hero rankings.  

I do

[ChiSoxRox]

 @WrathOfHan For the No Man's Land scene, it reminded me of the power of Delacroix's Liberty Leading the People

 

You have the juxtaposition of the savagery of war, and a feminine figure clearing a path for victory.

 

Spoiler

By having a woman lead the way, you have a physically and thematically beautiful center of attention, recalling the comforting roles in the soldiers' lives: the nurturing of mothers, the aspirations of sisters and daughters, the steadfastness of wives, the passion of lovers. You also have an ironic inversion in the fairer sex, traditionally the gender to be protected and kept far from the war, being the figure of strength and determination that burst through the impasse. (This also works for when she confronts the generals earlier.)

 

The setting in World War I helps sustain this juxtaposition, in that perhaps no other war has that sense of pointless horror. World War II has clear villains, monsters of history that sent armies sweeping through countries in a few days, immense surges and counter attacks dancing across the maps. World War I is four years of soldiers sitting in their own blood and guts and shit for four years, the trenches never moving but sitting under an endless rain of metal and gaseous nightmare. Twenty-five million dead and merely to sow the seeds of worse to come. To this day hundreds of square miles of France are abandoned, the soil too toxic and shattered to sustain civilization.

 

Contrast the sheer horror of the shattered soldiers with the optimism of Diana, and the visual spectacle of a gorgeous woman in a colorful outfit bursting across the gray of No Man's Land to break the unmovable trenches. That is why that scene works.

 

 

Edited June 18, 2017 by ChiSoxRox
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[baumer]

Doing lists is so arbitrary though....I mean we all have different opinions.

 

 

[Claire of Themyscira]

34 minutes ago, WrathOfHan said:

Y'all were never this toxic to me back when I was one of the few criticizing Rogue One. That's the CBM power.

Or maybe because we finally had enough of you beast...that and you've been quite more extra in regards to Wondy...