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[franfar]

Are you sure it's kind of spoiler-ey.

PM it to me as well, please.


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[That One Girl]

1 minute ago, YourMother said:

Are you sure it's kind of spoiler-ey.

 

Yeah I'm fine lol

[Nova]

This thread is really slow right now. 

 

Just post the joke here. 

 

Rile some folks up. 

[Water Bottle]

4 minutes ago, TalismanRing said:

 

 

You buried the lead there with Rick Riordan of the Percy Jackson books being your science teacher. 

 

I got a C+ in his social studies class I think so eh whatever.

[Webslinger]

1 minute ago, Blankments said:

Yeah I know, she's kinda not entirely there with Hollywood IMO. Though to be fair, if a film like JUNGLE BOOK or MALEFICENT were out right now, it could totally fall under "older kids but still PG" I think

 

The liberal voice in my head is slapping the rest of my brain silly for assuming gender. Whoops. 

 

Solid examples. I think it says something about the state studios are in that Disney remakes account for many of the PG films aimed more at older kids, as opposed to ostensibly G-rated animated films with just enough "mild rude humor" or whatever thrown in to get a PG.

[That One Girl]

2 minutes ago, Nova said:

This thread is really slow right now. 

 

Just post the joke here. 

 

Rile some folks up. 

 

Or you could always watch Stuckmann's negative D+ review for Spider-Man: Homecoming.  He really hated it:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcIlQFPbPnM

[YM!]

3 minutes ago, Nova said:

This thread is really slow right now. 

 

Just post the joke here. 

 

Rile some folks up. 

@Telemachos @Water Bottle Can I?

[That One Girl]

Watching porn.

[Nova]

Just now, YourMother said:

@Telemachos @Water Bottle Can I?

I was kidding 

[Nova]

1 minute ago, That One Guy said:

 

Or you could always watch Stuckmann's negative D+ review for Spider-Man: Homecoming.  He really hated it:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcIlQFPbPnM

This is a link to the Valerian trailer isn't?

 

You don't need me to watch the Valerian trailer again, dude. 

 

Remember im actually looking forward to the film so I've already watched it. 

[grey ghost]

9 minutes ago, YourMother said:

The movie: I think it may be my favorite Spider-Man movie and I'd give a solid A

The joke: It's a 5/10 on the inappropriate meter, it's basically like a the calmest dirty joke on South Park or Family Guy.

 

8 minutes ago, Nova said:

Two crisp high fives! 

 

 

 

Translation:

 

9/10

 

And

 

10/10

 

Not bad. 

 

Could three superhero movies make over 375 m this summer? 

[That One Girl]

1 minute ago, Nova said:

This is a link to the Valerian trailer isn't?

 

You don't need me to watch the Valerian trailer again, dude. 

 

Remember im actually looking forward to the film so I've already watched it. 

 

Click it to find out  

[cannastop]

2 minutes ago, That One Guy said:

 

Click it to find out  

Wow, I didn't know about this shtick of yours.

[YM!]

@Nova @cannastop he's lying. Stuckmann gave Homecoming a C+, click here to see it:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sZSYYiATFTI

Edited June 30, 2017 by YourMother

[That One Girl]

Just now, cannastop said:

Wow, I didn't know about this shtick of yours.

 

When the Wonder Woman embargo was gonna drop in a few hours, I said Stuckmann gave it an A+ and linked to the Valerian YouTube video.  It spawned 10 pages of people getting pissed at me and iJack thinking the link is real cause he didn't click on it.

 

Link: http://forums.boxofficetheory.com/topic/730-wonder-woman-june-2-2017-she-got-this-boys-dceu-saved-doomsday-averted-doomsday-forgiven-not-the-jl-snyder-or-marvel-v-dc-stan-wars-thread/?do=findComment&comment=3024519

[Nova]

1 minute ago, YourMother said:

@Nova @cannastop he's lying. Stuckmann gave Homecoming a C+, click here to see it:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sZSYYiATFTI

I'm not trying to watch a trailer for the turtle movie that comes out later this year 

[aabattery]

Just now, That One Guy said:

 

When the Wonder Woman embargo was gonna drop in a few hours, I said Stuckmann gave it an A+ and linked to the Valerian YouTube video.  It spawned 10 pages of people getting pissed at me and iJack thinking the link is real cause he didn't click on it.

 

Link: http://forums.boxofficetheory.com/topic/730-wonder-woman-june-2-2017-she-got-this-boys-dceu-saved-doomsday-averted-doomsday-forgiven-not-the-jl-snyder-or-marvel-v-dc-stan-wars-thread/?do=findComment&comment=3024519

 

And you subsequently drove the joke a thousand feet into the ground. 

[YM!]

Just now, Nova said:

I'm not trying to watch a trailer for the turtle movie that comes out later this year 

What turtle movie? It's A review!

[Brainbug]

I saw Rise of the PotA and Dawn of the (etc) today. I love them. Now im super hyped for War but it comes out here in August

 

At least ive got Spidey in 2 weeks.

 

[Nova]

Just now, aabattery said:

 

And you subsequently drove the joke a thousand feet into the ground. 

I thought something was supposed to be considered funny in order for it to be a joke