Classic Conversation Thread

[CoolioD1]

1 minute ago, WrathOfHan said:

I mean, I don't just go up to a girl and decide on that day if I'd like to date her. I mean hell, it took me a month to ask the girl that rejected me out. My life is just so....... empty. This sounds really fucking dumb, but there's a void in my life that needs to be filled.

protip i've got a pick-up line you could use

 

Spoiler

 

[Goffe]

30 minutes ago, Jayhawk said:

To restart our weekly pizza debate:

 

Hmm, I wouldn’t put ketchup on that pizza, no.

[AJG]

1 hour ago, AJG said:

I’m trying to watch a Netflix movie about Adam Devine using a time machine to win the heart of Alexandra Daddario and my wife and brother keep arguing over whether Adam Devine is fat or not.

 

I say he has a fat face, but they’re saying he’s just fat.

 

This was 90 minutes of Adam Devine being an entitled asshole travelling through time without slightest knowledge of the intricacies of time travel that one could pick up from any time travel episode of any sitcom, cartoon, or movie. What made it worse is the fact that Adam Devine has doucheface, the worst doucheface, horrible doucheface. Every time he spoke I wanted to punch him through the television. A horrible fucking time.

 

 

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people need to stop talking about Han Solo btw, at least until 2019

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I'm re-applying for this job I despise because I have no idea what else I'll be able to do and I need money for life.

 

But more importantly, I hate this job because it completely drains me creatively and kills me for four months

[WrathOfHan]

The thing is that I'm not pushing anything. The last time I pushed for a girlfriend, that backfired immensely on here  I just want a girlfriend. That's not a bad thing to desire!

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all i'm gonna do on valentine's day is post a bunch of DAT ASS memes because it's also ASS WEDNESDAY

[AniNate]

Change My View: Actively desiring a girlfriend is a good way to ensure you die miserable

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1 minute ago, tribefan695 said:

Change My View: Actively desiring a girlfriend is a good way to ensure you die miserable

only if you're gay/a straight woman

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Live footage of Netflix releasing films in 2018:

 

 

[WrathOfHan]

3 minutes ago, tribefan695 said:

Change My View: Actively desiring a girlfriend is a good way to ensure you die miserable

I mean, if you're lonely and want that to change, I don't think it's such a bad thing. Being alone is miserable anyways.

[CJohn]

About to watch The Ritual on Netflix. Maybe it is better than The Crapfield Turdox.

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Just now, WrathOfHan said:

I mean, if you're lonely and want that to change, I don't think it's such a bad thing. Being alone is miserable anyways.

I don't know I've read a lot of fanfiction alone and it usually makes me feel good about myself

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Just now, CJohn said:

About to watch The Ritual on Netflix. Maybe it is better than The Crapfield Turdox.

Paradox was a more fun time than the OG Cloverfield don't @me

 

[AndyLL]

2 hours ago, IronJimbo said:

The real reason Tele stepped down from moderating was so he could spend more time at the cinema.

Based on his posts the last few days he quit so he post whatever he wants. The over/under on a theadban is June.

1 hour ago, WrathOfHan said:

Because I'm not having sex or doing anything on Valentines

Sex doesn't always require 2 people

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I'm seeing Darkest Hour tonight wish me luck

[That One Girl]

3 minutes ago, aabattery said:

Live footage of Netflix releasing films in 2018:

 

 

 

what the fuck I was wearing headphones

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JOKES ON ALL YOU GUYS, evne if I was dating that girl, SHE HAS REHEARSAL ON VALENTINE'S DAY SO WE WOULDN'T DO SHIT HAHAHSHADKLDSHGAHHAA

[grim22]

 

[AniNate]

2 minutes ago, WrathOfHan said:

I mean, if you're lonely and want that to change, I don't think it's such a bad thing. Being alone is miserable anyways.

 

Loneliness does suck, but it's still preferable to ending up stuck with someone who you have no connection with because your finances and family force you to stay together.