Favorite TDK Joker quotes?

[Impact]

Okay I will start with the grandaddy of them all:"Why so serious?"

[ddddeeee]

The two best delivered lines are, "Because we have to chase him" and, "Lie. Like I lied."

[Letsuseournoggin]

See my sig for best Joker quote ever.

[Impact]

"It's just like gravity!"

[Impact]

"Kill you? Why would I want to kill you? You complete me. I'm not quittin' you Batman"

[pinocchio]

See my sig for best Joker quote ever.

I can't because I disabled all the sigs...

[pinocchio]

Heres a website by the way dedicated to quotes from several Batman movies:http://www.poemofquo...ight-quotes.php

[Kvikk Lunsj]

Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair.

[fishstick]

I love that one too because it`s so on the money. My fave Joker moment is "Hai". I just love that stuff.

[Letsuseournoggin]

I can't because I disabled all the sigs...

My sig is the quote Dexter posted. Love this line. It's delivery, the wording is perfect, the tone, music playing while he said it... everything made it the most memorable quote for me.

[Phil in the Blank]

I sometimes catch myself saying that as the traffic lights turn green :$

[CloneWars]

"Kill you? Why would I want to kill you? You complete me. I'm not quittin' you Batman"

This one. Brilliant!

[CJohn]

"Lets put a smile on that face!"

[MasterDodsen]

How about a magic trick?

[Impact]

"No...I killed the bus driver"

[Impact]

"It's simple...kill the Batman"

[SuperBatman]

You… you just couldn’t let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptable aren’t you. You won’t kill me because of some misplaced sense of self-rightousness. And I won’t kill you because…you’re just too much fun. I get the feeling that you and I are destined to do this forever.”

[Impact]

"I'm not a monster.""Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?"

[SuperBatman]

Another One that comes to mind.Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things.

[CloneWars]

That movie had some pretty epic quotes.