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[Cap]

21 GREATEST FANON SHIPS OF ALL TIME!

 

#18

BRIAN AND DOM

from The Fast and The Furious

7 POINTS, THREE LISTS

 

 

Prompt: Brian and Dom remembering their first kiss... and they have very different takes on it.

 

These films are about FAMILY.  And sometimes you just want to watch family fuck each other.  (Waves to the Supernatural Fandom.)

 

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[Porthos]

1 hour ago, Cap said:

There are TONS of great Holmes and Watson adaptions out there (cough WATCH THE JEREMY BRETT VERSION cough)

 

Cap once again showing her excellent taste. 👍

 

(seriously, Brett is so so soooo good as Holmes)

[Cap]

1 minute ago, Porthos said:

 

Cap once again showing her excellent taste. 👍

 

(seriously, Brett is so so soooo good as Holmes)

 

Far as I'm concerned, There's Brett, and then they're just the pretenders.

[ZeeSoh]

2 hours ago, Cap said:

21 GREATEST FANON SHIPS OF ALL TIME!

 

#18

BRIAN AND DOM

7 POINTS, THREE LISTS

 

 

Prompt: Brian and Dom remembering their first kiss... and they have very different takes on it.

 

These films are about FAMILY.  And sometimes you just want to watch family fuck each other.  (Waves to the Supernatural Fandom.)

 

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If TV was allowed my list would be full of Supernatural ships with Destiel at the top

[Valonqar]

5 hours ago, ZeeSoh said:

If TV was allowed my list would be full of Supernatural ships with Destiel at the top

 

That's why I'm stanning for TV list next year. Much more to choose from. On both canon and fanon side but especially fanon. So maybe, if Cap wants to do TV list, we have 60 fanon ships and 20 canon ships? Cause fanon really dominates TV. I mean, boderline canon-fanon such as Sparrow/Lizzie is classified fanon here, TV has 1000000 many more such ships. 

 

 

[chasmmi]

On 2/17/2022 at 1:08 AM, Daxtreme said:

I'm counting on you @chasmmi  to not have Windstruck (내 여자친구를 소개합니다) appear in the next 20+way tie at 6 points total (placement on my list)!!!  

 

... am I right to be counting on you?  

My apologies, I did not think that Korea would get representation so I only included one (that hasn't appeared to the point I have read yet). 

 

Same with India where I believe I only went for Kal Ho Na Ho, but definitely would have added Kuch Kuch Hota Hai thinking about it now. 

[Cap]

21 GREATEST FANON SHIPS OF ALL TIME!

 

#17

ROCKY AND PAULIE

from Rocky

7.5 POINTS, 2 LISTS

 

 

Prompt: Rocky and Paulie sharing ice cream/cake/a dessert.

 

I have never seen this movie.  I'm just gonna trust you on this.

 

There are no AO3 stories for this ship!  So go write some!

 

 

 

 

 

[Cap]

21 GREATEST FANON SHIPS OF ALL TIME!

 

#16

TWO WAY TIE

7.5 POINTS, 3 LISTS

 

 

Miles Morales and Gwen Stacy

from

Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse

 

 

Prompt: Miles is the barista at a coffee shop and always screws up Gwen's name on purpose.

 

The ship also received a vote for the canon list.  (Someone's clearly ready for Part I this year!)  Behold! As everyone's fighting about MJ and Peter, witness the superior ship from the superior Spider-Man movie.

 

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Lumiere and Cogsworth

from

Beauty and The Beast (1991)

 

 

Prompt: Lumiere and Cogsworth were separated for several years for reasons they couldn't help.  They finally find each other and have a heartfelt reunion.

 

We lost so much when we lost Howard Ashman.  I remember shipping these two before I even knew what shipping was.  I just knew they were meant to be together!!

 

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[Cap]

21 GREATEST FANON SHIPS OF ALL TIME!

 

#15

DRACO MALFOY AND HARRY POTTER

from Harry Potter Series

8 POINTS, 2 LISTS

 

 

Prompt: Harry and Draco backpacking across the world.

 

Ah, Harry Potter.  The series that all Millennials learned about sex from.  Not the books, you know, since they're children's books.  The fan fic!  Somehow this series managed to produce some of the more effed up fan fiction!  It got so bad they had to shut down fanfiction.net and create AO3 so we could have our porn in peace.

 

AO3 TAG - Beware clicking this. There's 53,912 results and most are porn!!

 

[Cap]

21 GREATEST FANON SHIPS OF ALL TIME!

 

#14

THREE WAY TIE

8.5 POINTS, 2 LISTS

 

 

Rambo and Trautman

from

Rambo: First Blood

 

 

 

Prompt: Trautman tucking Rambo's hair behind their ear to help them get it out of their face.

 

AO3 TAG: There's only six, and they're all in Russian, but apparently here's some fan art with Steve Rogers involved!!!

 

 

Aragorn and Eowyn

from

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

 

 

Prompt: Aragorn giving Eowyn a back massage when they flop on the couch or bed.

 

I feel like I used that prompt before but when it popped up it was just too perfect with the gif, so I kept it. A classic example of a ship that just makes way too much sense to be canon, despite the fact, they are WAY BETTER SUITED FOR EACH OTHER!!! This Battle Couple shows others how its done!

 

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Aragorn and Legolas

from

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings

 

 

 

 

Prompt: Legolas and Aragorn and their friends end up having to all sleep in the same room.  Nobody can get any sleep because Aragorn is snoring incredibly loud... Except for Legolas, who's completely used to it.

 

This is just quintessential "I'm taking the two most beautiful people in the cast and I'm gonna imagine them having sex" shipping.  And I'm here for it!!

 

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[Spidey Freak]

16 hours ago, Cap said:

Ah, Harry Potter.  The series that all Millennials leaned about sex from. 

 

 

Kate and Leo didn't get freaky in a stagecoach for this disrespect. 

[Cap]

21 GREATEST FANON SHIPS OF ALL TIME!

 

#13

SPONGEBOB AND SQUIDWARD

from Spongebob: The Movie

10 POINTS, 2 LISTS

 

 

 

Prompt: Spongebob and Squidward at a theme park or carnival, and walking towards one of the many games to win a large stuffed animal.  Spongebob is sure that they can win the game, but after many attempts (and lots of cash down the drain) Spongebob gives up.  Squidward, however, tries and succeeds on their first go.

 

Nothing sexier than an old fart and his over eager puppy.

 

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[Cap]

21 GREATEST FANON SHIPS OF ALL TIME!

 

#12

STEVE ROGERS AND SAM WILSON

from Captain America: The Winter Soldier

10 POINTS, 3 LISTS

 

 

 

Prompt: Sam and Steve adopting an orphan.

 

THIS IS THE GREATEST SHIP OF ALL TIME. I HAVE NEVER SHIPPED ANYONE SO FAST IN MY LIFE AS I DID DURING THIS SCENE IN THE WINTER SOLIDER.  THERE IS NOTHING HETRO ABOUT ANYTHING THEY DO.  

 

 

THIS IS THE FACE OF A MAN THAT KNOWS IT'S SEXY MARVIN GAYE TIME.

 

 

 

ALSO DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME THAT THEIR LOVE SAVED THE UNIVERSE AND CREATED THE MOST ICONIC POP CULTURAL MOMENT OF THE 21ST CENTURY AND OF ALL OF CINEMA EVER?

 

 

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AO3 TAG: So because the AO3 Tag for these boys is a like navigating minefield, I'm just going to link to astolat's Captain America series featuring Affinity and Breaking News.

[Cap]

21 GREATEST FANON SHIPS OF ALL TIME!

 

#11

THOR AND LOKI

from Thor: Ragnarok

11 POINTS, 5 LISTS

 

 

Prompt: Thor: Ah shit; Loki: Watch your fucking language.

 

And we're back to Incest!  We love it as fandom, and who wouldn't when it's Thor and Loki.  They hate each other.  They love each other.  They need each other.  They never want to see the other again.  It's messy, and human, and just wonderful.  Doesn't hurt that they're pretty on the eyes either!

 

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[Cap]

21 GREATEST FANON SHIPS OF ALL TIME!

 

#10

JESS BHAMRA AND JULES PAXTON

from Bend It Like Beckham

13.5 POINTS, 4 LISTS

 

 

Prompt: Jess making Jules their favorite meal when they are having a hard day.

 

Baby lesbian me was so mad they didn't get together, and I still am!!!

 

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[Eric Duncan]

2 hours ago, Cap said:

21 GREATEST FANON SHIPS OF ALL TIME!

 

#13

SPONGEBOB AND SQUIDWARD

from Spongebob: The Movie

10 POINTS, 2 LISTS

 

 

 

Prompt: Spongebob and Squidward at a theme park or carnival, and walking towards one of the many games to win a large stuffed animal.  Spongebob is sure that they can win the game, but after many attempts (and lots of cash down the drain) Spongebob gives up.  Squidward, however, tries and succeeds on their first go.

 

Nothing sexier than an old fart and his over eager puppy.

 

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I CONSIDER THIS A VICTORY

[Cap]

Okay, no more Olympics and no more sleepy time medicine that kicks in 1.5 hours before it was suppose to.  Top 10 Fanon, Revealed, TONIGHT.

[Cap]

21 GREATEST FANON SHIPS OF ALL TIME!

 

#9

TWO WAY TIE

15.5 POINTS, 4 LISTS

 

 

Thelma and Louise

from

Thelma and Louise

 

 

 

  Prompt: Thelma and Louise finger painting with their child.   If people had pushed for this as canon, I would've counted it in a second.  These women are such GOALS.  Just as iconic as Butch & Sundance.    

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Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes

from

Captain America: Civil War

 

 

Prompt: Steve booping Bucky's nose with their finger.

 

Y'all know how I spent two days going "lol incest is cool, fandom is just weird, it's fine".  Well, I take all of that back.  Incest is gross.  You don't fuck your brother.  I don't care how attractive they are!!!  

 

Is this the worst ship of all time?  Has this ship created such a toxic environment in the Steve Rogers fandom that everyone has turned Steve into the villain because How Dare He not love Bucky the EXACT WAY that you think he should love Bucky?  I mean, I suppose the whole "bucking the World Governments and turning your back on everyone to protect the one you love" is super romantic, but I prefer to focus on how "Steve Rogers dumped his ass in Wakanda so he could go off for two years with his husband and wife, Nat and Sam, to stay in shitty hotel rooms."

 

AO3 TAG: Enjoy your 60K tagged fan fics. I'm so jealouuuus

 

 

[Cap]

21 GREATEST FANON SHIPS OF ALL TIME!

 

#8

JUDY HOPPS AND NICK WILDE

from Zootopia

16 POINTS, 6 LISTS

 

 

 

 

Prompt: Judy and Nick playing a co-op video game and Judy keeps dicking around and Nick just wants to get past the first level god dammit.

 

I'm very excited to announce that we all rallied around @cannastop to get this Furry Pairing into the Top 10! What happens when a street smart fox and a by the book bunny team up to solve crime?  Magic.  

 

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[Cap]

21 GREATEST FANON SHIPS OF ALL TIME!

 

#7

STEVE ROGERS AND TONY STARK

from Captain America: Civil War

17.5 POINTS, 5 LISTS

 

 

Prompt: Tony giving Steve a piggyback ride.

WE NEVER GOT THIS.  WE NEVER GOT THE HUG AND FLY. JOSS ROBBED US OF SO MUCH.

 

Do you remember that time in the comics when Civil War happened, and Steve and Tony met in the ruins of the Avengers Mansion to talk it out, only to have hate sex?

 

 

Or the time in the comics that they declared that if Steve and Tony had just married Civil War never would've happened?

 

 

These were such good times.  Then Joss Whedon took over the MCU Avengers, and copped out by deciding to just go for boring old "The Man Out of Time and The Futurist Don't Like Each Other" route instead of Team Gay Dads like Bendis in New Avengers/Heinberg&Cheung Young Avengers.  Oh trust and believe, it still works.  But if you'd told me thirteen years ago I would've been shipping Steve and Tony Hate Sex instead of Steve and Tony Soulmates, I would've laughed in your face.

 

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