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[Cap]

#54

16 POINTS, 2 LISTS, Av PTS 8, HR 1

 

Rey / Kylo Ren

from

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

 

 

 

Prompt: Kylo and Rey making crafts.

 

When tabulating this list, I really found that the Top 69 lived and died by the God Warriors. The folks that power ranked their OTPs because, god damn it, they're GETTING on that list.  None might be more evident than our #54, which thanks receiving a #1 Ranking, hyperdrove its way into the Top.

 

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[Cap]

#53

16.5 POINTS, 4 LISTS, Av PTS 4.125, HR 11

 

Elena / Alejandro (Zorro)

from

The Mask of Zorro

 

 

Prompt: Elena and Alejandro spending the night on the perfect hill for stargazing.

 

Passion and revenge make an undeniable combo in this classic adventure. Also doesn't hurt that Antonio Banderas and Catherine Zeta Jones are at their PEAK Hotness. If the sword fighting doesn't get you hot and bothered, try the dancing.

 

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[Cap]

#52

16.5 POINTS, 4 LISTS, Av PTS 4.125, HR 9

 

Dorothy Boyd / Jerry Maguire

from

Jerry Maguire

 

 

 

 

 

Prompt: Them accidentally (or purposefully) dozing off in a hammock together as the sun sets and the air cools down.

 

THIS IS BOTH THE MOST ROMANTIC EXCHANGE EVER ON FILM AND THE CORNIEST LINE OF ALL TIME. GOD I LOVE THE 90'S.

 

AO3 TAG - There is not fan fic for this pairing but the AO3 Search DID come up with this SUPER CUTE Sam and Steve Fluff Fic about them quoting Rom Coms to each other!!

 

[Cap]

#51

17 POINTS, 3 LISTS, Av PTS 5.66, HR 13

 

Beatrice / Benedict

from

Much Ado About Nothing

 

 

 

 

Prompt: Benedict and Beatrice play Twister.  Things get embarrassing fast.

 

God Damn You, Kenneth for effing up your marriage to Emma.  You were so perfect together.  [insert Planet Of The Apes Beating The Sand.gif]

 

Bonus Content Cause This Is The Best Shakespeare Adaptation Eeeevveerrrr:

 

 

 

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[Cap]

#50

17 POINTS, 3 LISTS, Av PTS 5.66, HR 8

 

Kat Stratford / Patrick Verona

from

10 Things I Hate About You

 

 

 

Prompt: Patrick and Kat playing games in the small arcade.

 

Okay, I lied.  THIS is the best Shakespeare Adaptation Evvveeeerrrrrrr.  Kat is my childhood hero.  Look at how PRECIOUS Health Ledger was when he was still a fetus.  Yeah, absolutely.  I Love youuuuuuuu babby!!  And it's quite alright...

 

I'm gonna post some bonus content:

 

 

 

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[Porthos]

23 minutes ago, Cap said:

God Damn You, Kenneth for effing up your marriage to Emma.  You were so perfect together.  [insert Planet Of The Apes Beating The Sand.gif]

 

SIDE SUPPORTING POINT:

 

If folks have never seen the film, Dead Again, GOODNESS GRACIOUS THE CHEMISTRY!!!!  

 

(also a damn fantastic neo-noir/Hitchcockian film to boot)

[Cap]

#49

17 POINTS, 3 LISTS, Av PTS 5.66, HR 1

 

Shizuku / Seiji

from

Whisper Of The Heart

 

 

Prompt: Shizuku gets into a heated argument with someone.  Shizuku begins threatening them, so Seiji, picks up Shizuku and carries/drags them out of the room before anyone gets hurt.

 

Fascinating data from the List on this pairing.  They received TWO number one placements, BUT both of those placements were on Lists with only 20 Ships.  So this could've been even higher.

 

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[Jason]

As one of the #1's 

10 minutes ago, Cap said:

#49

17 POINTS, 3 LISTS, Av PTS 5.66, HR 1

 

Shizuku / Seiji

from

Whisper Of The Heart

 

 

Prompt: Shizuku gets into a heated argument with someone.  Shizuku begins threatening them, so Seiji, picks up Shizuku and carries/drags them out of the room before anyone gets hurt.

 

Fascinating data from the List on this pairing.  They received TWO number one placements, BUT both of those placements were on Lists with only 20 Ships.  So this could've been even higher.

 

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I totally could have had a list of 40 too. Didn't think I had that watched that many until the list reveal and I'm like oops...oops...oops.

[Cap]

#48

17 POINTS, 4 LISTS, Av PTS 4.25, HR 18

 

Bella / Edward

from

Twilight

 

 

 

Prompt: Bella and Edward unable to sleep after watching a horror movie, but neither will admit that the movie scared them.

 

If you have never listened to R-Patz's Twilight commentary on this masterpiece, you are missing out on pure joy.  

 

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[Cap]

#47

17 POINTS, 4 LISTS, Av PTS 4.25, HR 6

 

MJ / Peter Parker

from

Spider-Man: No Way Home

 

 

Prompt: MJ and Peter on a large field with a fresh foot of snow.

 

While we all agree that Gwen and Peter, and Peter and Mary Jane are equally as nice, it's clear we love our MJ and Peter way more!

 

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[Valonqar]

7 hours ago, Cap said:

#48

17 POINTS, 4 LISTS, Av PTS 4.25, HR 18

 

Bella / Edward

from

Twilight

 

 

 

Prompt: Bella and Edward unable to sleep after watching a horror movie, but neither will admit that the movie scared them.

 

If you have never listened to R-Patz's Twilight commentary on this masterpiece, you are missing out on pure joy.  

 

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They've come a long way, haven't they? he is R-Batz and she's an Oscar nominee. 

[Cap]

#46

17 POINTS, 4 LISTS, Av PTS 4.25, HR 4

 

Simran Singh / Raj Malhotra

from

Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge

 

 

Prompt: Raj seeing some of Simran's night blogging.

 

It kind of feels appropriate that The Rocky Horror Picture Show of India, and one of Bollywood's most notable and successful films of all time comes in at our #1 Ranked Bollywood Film on the List.  And deservedly so.  Shah Rukh Khan in 1990's Fashion is a thing of beauty.

 

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[Cap]

#45

17 POINTS, 4 LISTS, Av PTS 4.25, HR 2

 

Lara / Yuri

from

Doctor Zhivago

 

 

 

Prompt: Lara is a special effects make-up artist and Yuri always volunteers as their model when they want to try something new.

 

Fun Fact! The book this is based on was banned in the USSR so most of it was filmed in Spain!

 

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[Cap]

#44

17.5 POINTS, 6 LISTS, Av PTS 2.91, HR 13

 

Anna Scott / William Thacker

from

Notting Hill

 

 

Prompt: Anna doing a chore they know William's not fond of.

 

America's Sweetheart playing a fictionalized Version of America's Sweetheart who falls in love with a Bubbling Brit playing a Bubbling Brit.  The 1990's really were the peak time for Rom-Coms.

 

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[Cap]

#43

18 POINTS, 3 LISTS, Av PTS 6, HR 7

 

Clementine "Tish" Rivers / Alonzo "Fonny" Hunt

from

If Beale Street Could Talk

 

 

Prompt: Fonny making a video 'proving' that Tish is the Illuminati, complete with The X-Files theme.

 

A film about pushing love to the limits and never letting go.

 

AO3 TAG: There's no fan fiction for this, so here's an NYT article with a review and Barry Jenkins' commentary on a scene!!!

 

 

[Cap]

#42

18 POINTS, 5 LISTS, Av PTS 3.6, HR 15

 

Baby / Johnny

from

Dirty Dancing

 

 

Prompt: Johnny reminiscing about the time they first met Baby.  They're still in awe of how far they've come.

 

So I guess the question to the answer to the universe was "Where do Baby and Johnny rank on the BOT 69 Greatest Ships of All Time?"  Nobody puts Baby in a Corner!  Not even Detective Briscoe.

 

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[Cap]

#41

18.5 POINTS, 4 LISTS, Av PTS 4.625, HR 3

 

Mistuha / Taki

from

Your Name.

 

 

Prompt: Taki lends their sweater to Mistuha.  When Mistuha is home, they realize they still have Taki's sweater and find Taki's iPod.  Out of curiosity, Mistuha looks through Taki's music and finds a playlist titled with Mistuha's name.

 

They say the best way to understand -- and fall in love with someone -- is to walk a mile in their shoes.  Or swap bodies.

 

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[Cap]

#40

19 POINTS, 4 LISTS, Av PTS 4.75, HR 8

 

Christian / Satine

from

Moulin Rouge!

 

 

Prompt: Christian coming home from a cuddly date with Satine and realizing that their shirt smells like Satine.  Christian pulls their shirt up to their face to smell it before it fades away.

 

THE GREATEST THING YOU WILL EVER LEARN IS TO LOVE, AND BE LOVED IN RETURN!

 

Fun story.  I did a web series about six years back.  Our costumer designer had never seen the movie.  We actually stopped our production meeting for the day and forced her to watch it.

 

God, I can't wait to go back to 2001 when Ewan McGregor was the End All Be All.  May 25 can't come soon enough!!

 

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[Cap]

#39

19 POINTS, 4 LISTS, Av PTS 4.75, HR 1

 

Elizabeth / Mr. Darcy

from

Pride & Prejudice

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Prompt: Mr. Darcy reading in bed while Elizabeth rests their head on Mr. Darcy shoulder, sleeping.

 

The fully realized and beautiful 2005 adaptation was the unanimous favorite version of Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy! 

 

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[Cap]

#38

20 POINTS, 6 LISTS, Av PTS 3.33, HR 4

 

Jenny / Forrest Gump

from

Forrest Gump

 

 

Prompt: Jenny and Forest sleeping together.  Jenny wakes up first and contemplates waking Forrest with a kiss.  Jenny leans in only to hesitate centimeters away out of embarrassment.  Forrest opens their eyes and says, "Well if you won't do it, I will."

 

Sometimes loves isn't what you want, or how you imagined it.  Or, I think the line goes: "Mamma always says: Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

 

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