Weekend Estimates (9/14 - 9/16/12) - PAGE 21 - (RE5 $21.1m, Nemo $17.5m, Master $730k!)

[rockNrollaDIM]

Which is all followed by her waking up in Amsterdam only to find that all previous events took place during a week long, memory erasing drinking binge..

Edited September 17, 2012 by The aDIM Legacy

[Master Scottb]

Just when she was getting reoriented, someone knocks on her door. She answers the door to find a bald black dude wearing a black trenchcoat and dark sunglasses. He offers her a red pill to clear her head.

[CJohn]

WTF is happening here ?

[baumer]

Once she has cleared her head and taken the red pill, she realizes that she standing near a rainbow, literally, and there is a very pissed off tiny Leprechaun telling her to give him back his gold. She looks at him, very confused, and then a man named Ash appears, who has a chainsaw in place of one of his arms.....

[75Live]

Once she has cleared her head and taken the red pill, she realizes that she standing near a rainbow, literally, and there is a very pissed off tiny Leprechaun telling her to give him back his gold. She looks at him, very confused, and then a man named Ash appears, who has a chainsaw in place of one of his arms.....

who gets confused by some guy that is dressed like his mom and says he has a vacancy at his motel Edited September 17, 2012 by 75live

[baumer]

who gets confused by some guy that is dressed like his mom and says he has a vacancy at his hotel

Very tired, she asks Ash if she can stay at this hotel and he says yes. He then kills the Leprechaun with his chainsaw. While resting at the hotel, she hears a knock. Upon opening the door, a man hands here an invitation to a relaxing boat ride in Martha's Vineyard....upon the Orca. The Captain's name is Quint.

[75Live]

Very tired, she asks Ash if she can stay at this hotel and he says yes. He then kills the Leprechaun with his chainsaw. While resting at the hotel, she hears a knock. Upon opening the door, a man hands here an invitation to a relaxing boat ride in Martha's Vineyard....upon the Orca. The Captain's name is Quint.

Quint makes her sign a waiver which she just skims over...no lifejackets...blah, blah, blah...bigger boat..blah, blah...likely to be used as chum....and she signs and wonders why the sheriff is on board too

[baumer]

Once she realizes it's just her and three men, she kind of relaxes a bit. After dealing with zombies, leprechauns, jigsaw, DEATH, sentinals, hangovers and monkeys and having a roofie slipped into her drink, TWICE, three men and a boat should be easy to deal with....but why the shark cage?

[75Live]

Once she realizes it's just her and three men, she kind of relaxes a bit. After dealing with zombies, leprechauns, jigsaw, DEATH, sentinals, hangovers and monkeys and having a roofie slipped into her drink, TWICE, three men and a boat should be easy to deal with....but why the shark cage?

which then some bald guy with all black eyes and gills who calls himself Bruce answers "i was thinking the same thing", she gets an odd suspicion around Bruce when he asks her if she has high cholesterol because he is on a low fat diet, and jumps into the water where she is picked up by a fisherman who has a hook for a hand who proceeds to tell her that he knows what she did last summer.. Edited September 17, 2012 by 75live

[baumer]

...then suddenly she realizes, she Mutherfucking ALICE. She can kick ass herself. Maybe that red pill messed up her mind. She does a karate spin kick and knocks him into the water, where a giant 25 foot 3 tonne Great White eats him for a snack. She takes control of the boat and heads back to shore. Once she docks, she comes across a man standing on the dock looking kind of confused. She thinks maybe she should help him. She asks him his name, and he tells her that he has lost his memory but he has a code for a safety deposit box singed into his skin and that if she helps him.....

[Fake]

Off-topic, have any revised estimates come in?

[wileECoyote]

...then suddenly she realizes, she Mutherfucking ALICE. She can kick ass herself. Maybe that red pill messed up her mind. She does a karate spin kick and knocks him into the water, where a giant 25 foot 3 tonne Great White eats him for a snack. She takes control of the boat and heads back to shore. Once she docks, she comes across a man standing on the dock looking kind of confused. She thinks maybe she should help him. She asks him his name, and he tells her that he has lost his memory but he has a code for a safety deposit box singed into his skin and that if she helps him.....

They board a train to Switzerland and get into the bank and get the safety deposit box. Their they discover his name is Bourne, relieved he says thanks but discovers a secret compartment in which there is a briefcase. They open it to find some wierd glowing thingy...two men charge in. Ones white with a beer belly and the other likes to say just swears about snakes on a plane. They say that their names are Vincent and James and they want the briefcase.

[ecstasy]

...then suddenly she realizes, she Mutherfucking ALICE. She can kick ass herself. Maybe that red pill messed up her mind. She does a karate spin kick and knocks him into the water, where a giant 25 foot 3 tonne Great White eats him for a snack. She takes control of the boat and heads back to shore. Once she docks, she comes across a man standing on the dock looking kind of confused. She thinks maybe she should help him. She asks him his name, and he tells her that he has lost his memory but he has a code for a safety deposit box singed into his skin and that if she helps him.....

He will pay her $20k and they could go through 3 time warps and meet Aaron Cross and Dr. Marta who can give her some blue pills.

[baumer]

Alice asks them to prove that they are Vincent and Jules....the black dude pulls out a wallet that says "bad muthafucka" and then they demand the briefcase again. Bourne and Alice look at each other and then Bourne begins to talk....but before he can begin his sentence, another man comes out of the vault and says, "you know folks, you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain." All four of them look over at him, like he was a bug on the wall, but then things get really messed up when a man in a Batsuit swoops in from the ceiling....

[ecstasy]

Alice asks them to prove that they are Vincent and Jules....the black dude pulls out a wallet that says "bad muthafucka" and then they demand the briefcase again. Bourne and Alice look at each other and then Bourne begins to talk....but before he can begin his sentence, another man comes out of the vault and says, "you know folks, you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain." All four of them look over at him, like he was a bug on the wall, but then things get really messed up when a man in a Batsuit swoops in from the ceiling....

You should be a writer. Didn't you used to write?

[baumer]

You should be a writer. Didn't you used to write?

Still trying to get it published. It's not as easy as the movies make it out to be.

[ecstasy]

Still trying to get it published. It's not as easy as the movies make it out to be.

Never give up! It will happen for you.

[Captain Craig]

I'm watching fanfic play out in front of me.So, actuals come in yet, still too soon sadly.

[baumer]

Thanks....and I won't.

[ecstasy]

I'm watching fanfic play out in front of me.So, actuals come in yet, still too soon sadly.