The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

[baumer]

Oh I agree.  The way he photographed the growing of spores in the Japanese Concentration Camp was symbolic of the struggles of inner city youth in Somalia.  Just brilliant.  

[luna]

i'm not sure, man, but a movie about anal sacks sounds way more interesting than this.

[baumer]

i'm not sure, man, but a movie about anal sacks sounds way more interesting than this.

 

I agree 100%.  I mean who cares about the battle for a galaxy with sword fights and knights who can control things with their minds and space battles and heroes gettign frozen in carbonite?  Yep, who cares about all that when you can watch a movie about bleeding asses?

[Michael Gary Scott]

You guys are killing me lol

[baumer]

Every time Lisa watches a movie, it reminds me of when I was a kid and my mother would force me to eat liver.  I hated the experience but had to do it because I was forced to.

[The Stingray]

What did you think of Terisynski's 1925 noir masterpiece The Red Anal Sack?  10/10?

 

 

Red Anal Sack was good but Terisynki's 1934 sound follow up Blue Yoni was a masterpiece

 

 

Yes, I love the existentialism in some of the shots.  The ethos of the movie also reminded me of Bryzgalovinsky's short film from the year before, Anal Glands and the Dark Knights of 1307.

 

 

Yokosoto's 1944 masterpiece Vas Deferens made me weep at the sheer beauty of it

 

Are these real movies by real people??

[RobinHood26]

My number #2 movie of all time, it will stay there for life I promise you that. 

[baumer]

Are these real movies by real people??

 

 

[baumer]

Naaaaa Stingray, we're just having some fun.  If you go to the Request a Movie thread and go to the last few pages, you'll see that Lisa requests films I've never heard of.  Just having some fun.

[The Stingray]

My number #2 movie of all time, it will stay there for life I promise you that. 

 

What's your #1?

 

Naaaaa Stingray, we're just having some fun.  If you go to the Request a Movie thread and go to the last few pages, you'll see that Lisa requests films I've never heard of.  Just having some fun.

 

Oh. I thought maybe you were talking about some Lars von Trier-esque types who made artsy, exploitation films back in the day.

[RobinHood26]

What's your #1?

 

 

 

Jurassic Park of course! Not the best movie ever but my favorite, childhood memories and sentimental reasons. Its locked to stay there. 

 

1) Jurassic Park

2) Empire Strikes Back

3) Jaws

4) Raiders of the Lost Arc

5) Schindlers List 

[peludo]

Jurassic Park of course! Not the best movie ever but my favorite, childhood memories and sentimental reasons. Its locked to stay there. 

 

1) Jurassic Park

2) Empire Strikes Back

3) Jaws

4) Raiders of the Lost Arc

5) Schindlers List 

Wow, you really love Spielberg movies

[Phil in the Blank]

If I was told I had roughly 2 hours left to live and I could either spend that time having a hot threesome with Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johanson ooooooor watch this film...........Well strap yourself in boys, its Lightsaber time!

[DAR]

If I was told I had roughly 2 hours left to live and I could either spend that time having a hot threesome with Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johanson ooooooor watch this film...........Well strap yourself in boys, its Lightsaber time!

Technically ESB is 2 hrs 4 minutes with credits. And you figure that's 5-6 minutes of credits so you could get down to business and you'd have a majestic soundtrack

[baumer]

If I was told I had roughly 2 hours left to live and I could either spend that time having a hot threesome with Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johanson ooooooor watch this film...........Well strap yourself in boys, its Lightsaber time!

 

That's because you'd only last about 5 minutes with the two of them.  

[Phil in the Blank]

Okay, I'ld pay that one

[luna]

okay, but what if one of them dressed up as princess leia?

[Phil in the Blank]

okay, but what if one of them dressed up as princess leia?

 

Oh dear God. What if both of them did and I role played Jabba the Hut with my slave girls???*Brain explodes from choice between that or Empire Strikes Back*

[Lordmandeep]

lol people went quite nuts for the Slave girl outfit back in ROTJ lol. 

[4815162342]

Oh dear God. What if both of them did and I role played Jabba the Hut with my slave girls???

 

You're closer to Salacious Crumb IMO